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nomo
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 Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:00 am Post subject: UFO Alien Backs Obama |
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http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/08/ok_this_election_is_basically.html
Okay, This Election Is Basically Over
Photo: Courtesy Weekly World News
Following in the footsteps of newly legitimate National Enquirer, the Weekly World News — which stopped publishing last year but has lived on as an insert in the Sun and, now, online — breaks some pretty major political news on their Web site today:
| Quote: | | With the Democratic convention hours away, Barack Obama has won a bitter fight with Republican Rival John McCain for the coveted endorsement of the space alien. |
Oh, ha, you say. The alien. But know this, naysayer: The Weekly World News alien has accurately predicted the outcome of every presidential election since Ronald Reagan won in 1980. They don't call them "intelligent" life forms for nothing, okay? According to the News, the alien, accompanied by former New York mayor David Dinkins, will show his support for Obama in Denver this week.
Election 08 [Weekly World News]
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elfismiles
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:30 am Post subject: |
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We are so fucked. 
Of course I'd have said the same thing if "the alien" had endorsed Juan McWar. |
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Wilbur Whatley
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:32 am Post subject: |
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| That Dinkins endorsement should really lock it up. |
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yathrib
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:03 pm Post subject: |
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| They don't have pants on his planet?? |
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KeenInsight
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:07 pm Post subject: |
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No, because they ain't got no junk.  |
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barracuda
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:39 pm Post subject: |
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Aww c'mon! That is sooo obviously just a guy with a mask on!
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Sepka
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:44 pm Post subject: |
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| barracuda wrote: | | Aww c'mon! That is sooo obviously just a guy with a mask on! |
No, I think that really is Obama.
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Penguin
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| Posted: Thu Aug 28, 2008 3:42 pm Post subject: |
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Haha..Thx, second time today YOU guys made me laugh!
Laughter is good...
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justdrew
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:27 pm Post subject: |
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| what is going on with this? |
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Code Unknown
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elpuma
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| Posted: Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:31 pm Post subject: |
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| Hmmmm..... Let's see what HMW has to say about this! |
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