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'the finest 30 minute presentation'

Postby rain » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:29 am

Bush Rages: “I am not Beelzebub, Lord of Sulfur” <br><br>By Mike Whitney <br> <br>My oh my, has Hugo Chavez caused a furor. Looking at the news reports filed in the last 24 hours, one would think that he snuck a dirty-bomb into the United Nations rather than gave a speech. In fact, the plucky Chavez may have delivered the finest 30 minute presentation that august assembly has ever heard. In that short span of time he publicly throttled the Global Emperor in front of 6 billion people and left his bruised and bloodied carcass splattered across the canvas like Roberto Duran in Round 9 of the middleweight championship match….. <br><br>“No mas, no mas no mas”… <br><br>And what about the performance? Is Chavez part of a theatre troupe or is he just earning his chops as a method actor? <br>Whatever it is; it seems to be working. After skewering Bush as “the devil” and sniffing around for sulfur (the traditional sign of Lucifer) Chavez performed his ablutions with a sign of the cross and an angelic expression worthy of Botticelli<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>If you’re a lefty, it just doesn’t get any better than this. <br><br>Chavez should give lessons in public speaking. His appearance was like a clap of thunder; waving Chomsky with one hand and pummeling Bush with the other. He managed to heap more muck on “Guantanamo Nation” than anyone since Harold Pinter gave his blistering Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech on 12-7-05. That’s when Pinter said: <br><br>“The crimes of the United States have been systematic, constant, vicious, remorseless, but very few people have ever talked about them. You have to hand it to America. It has exercised quite a clinical manipulation of power worldwide while masquerading as a force for universal good. It is a brilliant, even witty, highly successful act of hypnosis.” <br><br>Chavez matched Pinter word for word, exposing the hypocrisy, lies and brutality of an administration that never stops lecturing about freedom and liberation even though it grinds out mountains of carnage everywhere it goes. <br><br>And where was Bush when Chavez delivered his broadside ….hiding behind Karen Hughes skirts, picking out a new eye-liner for his next televised harangue against Muslims, retrieving his Yale pom-poms from the dry-cleaners? <br><br>Our benighted leader always seems to disappear whenever the prospect of danger arises. He skedaddled when his number came up for the Alabama National Guard and he lit-out for the safety of a Nebraska cornfield when the planes hit the towers. He even vamoosed at a trade summit in Argentina when Chavez threatened “to sneak up behind him and give him a bear-hug.” That really put a spring in old Bush’s step as he quickly scuttled to the safety of Airforce One. <br><br>One thing is certain, whenever there’s peril, President “gone-to-soon” will be speeding off in a trail of vapor<br>In any case, Bush was not missed at the UN massacre yesterday. Chavez held-forth like a preacher at a brothel; scattering the bodies and kicking open the windows to let the sunlight in. He delivered one, ferocious roundhouse punch after another…. <br><br>Boom, boom, boom…until <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>the crowd rose in a thunderous 5 minute ovation. (which was carefully omitted from the TV coverage</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>more....<br><br>Viva Chavez<br><br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>
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Re: 'the finest 30 minute presentation'

Postby sunny » Sat Sep 23, 2006 11:39 am

Hell yes, Viva Chavez! He kicked ass and named <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>names,</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> literally. <br><br>Now <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>that</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> was a terrific article, thanks for posting it. <p></p><i></i>
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