by banned » Wed Oct 19, 2005 12:30 am
Cheney's health sucks, his ticker's tetchy, plus a lot of people just don't warm to him, I don't know why, he comes across as someone who has grilled puppy mcmuffins for breakfast.<br><br>If something should happen, heaven forfend, to DuhBya, and Cheney was on stage in the hot seat, it might, heaven hear my...I mean forfend, be too much for that tetchy ticker.<br><br>But if he resigned to defuse the Plamegate stink, and Condomsleeza was appointed Veep, then Monkeyboy, who is at this point a suppurating sore on the bucket of the GOP, is expendable. <br><br>Fake terra attack...oh darn, they got the Preznit...or too much Jim Beam and he gets hauled off to rehab for talking to the paintings in the White House (I'm getting deja vu here)...all hail Preznit Rice...with Big Dick behind the scenes and they still get to appoint another Veep.<br><br>Boooshy's poll numbers bite the bag, to wit:<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.surveyusa.com/50State2005/50StatePOTUS1005SortedbyApproval.htm">www.surveyusa.com/50State...proval.htm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>The only states he's over 50% are: Utah, Idaho, Wyoming, Alaska, Nebraska and Oklahoma. <br><br>Utah--lotta Mormon inbreeding.<br>Idaho--known for potatoes. Nuff said.<br>Wyoming--Where Men Are Men And Sheep Are Nervous<br>Nebraska--a state they should use for storage.<br>Oklahoma!--where the suicide bombers come sweeping down the plain...<br><br>Not surprisingly, he also does well in states with standards of living and education on a par with Zuwackaland and Snrzyzyklstan.<br><br>He's doing worst in MA, only 28% approval rating, probably because since the election Kerry's gone door to door and made kissy face with every man woman and child, promising them their very own Purple Heart if they tell the nice pollster that Bush Sucks.<br><br>California, my current home state, gives him 32% approval. My birth state, Ohiya, not much better at 37%. <p></p><i></i>
