by johnny nemo » Mon Sep 25, 2006 7:41 pm
Hahahahahahaha!<br><br>That's why I stopped dating those "crazy redheads".<br>Always shitting in my closet and chanting to Satan.<br><br>Seriously, I really start to wonder if there isn't something to the "crazy redhead" thing.<br>I've had to deal with so many of them in my life, that I've become convinced that there's something to it.<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Examples:</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br>1) I had a red-headed female boss who hated men (barring her husband) and flat out refused to hire them.<br>She kept me around as a temp for over 2 years and would often "fly off the handle" at men that she worked with at least once a week, for no discernible reason.<br>She only promoted women, many of whom were NOT qualified for the job they were doing; but had children who were on her child's soccer team and/or went to her church.<br>She forced 2 of them to quit smoking, before she would hire them and was VERY controlling and unstable.<br><br>2) I had a childhood friend with red hair who one day, for fun, ran into traffic waving his father's guns at passing cars and then attempted to rob a convenience store, next door to his house, when he was 11!<br>I stopped hanging out with him after that, but the end of his countless insane (and often nearly fatal) "adventures" that he go into, was at 16, when he drove his uncle's sports car 125 miles an hour down a country road and was decapitated.<br><br>3) A red-headed kid who lived next door to me a few years later, who was fond of running out of his house into the street, tearing off his clothes and screaming at the top of his lungs.<br>That was pretty tame compared to some of the other crazy shit that he got himself into.<br><br>I could go on and on.....but I keep wondering if there's some kinda genes tied to redheads (of the Nordic, as opposed to Semitic genes).<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/berserk">dictionary.reference.com/browse/berserk</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>berserk</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->  <br>–adjective 1. violently or destructively frenzied; wild; crazed; deranged: He suddenly went berserk. <br>–noun 2. Scandinavian Legend.<br> <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong> berserker. an ancient Norse warrior who fought with frenzied rage in battle, possibly induced by eating hallucinogenic mushrooms. <br><br>[Origin: 1865–70; N berserker, ber- (bare) + sark = (shirt).</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--> <br><br>The Norse warriors, according to these tales, would eat psychedelic shrooms, tear off their clothing, scream blood-curdling howls and run naked into battle.<br><br>This is very similar to the behavior exhibited by the aforementioned redheads of European, non-Semitic origin. (barring the redheaded boss, but who knows what she did when she was young.) <br><br>Anyone else have any experiences with crazy redheads?<br>Not trying to perpetuate stereotypes, or single out people for ridicule, but I can list dozens of redheaded people I've met with these "propencities". <br> <p></p><i></i>