by Dreams End » Thu Feb 23, 2006 10:55 pm
I have to excuse myself from this thread. I'm three-sevenths Jewish, so I can't be objective.<br><br>Plus, my history is kinda weak. For example, I always thought that there was no Israel before world war 2, so that discussions of Churchill's alleged Jewishness might actually be about his Jewishness. However, sometimes, it turns out that "Jewish" is code for Israel.<br><br>Also, a lot of people don't know the following Jewish percentages.<br><br>George Bush -- 4.8% Jewish<br>George Burns -- 57% Jewish (though still dead)<br>Osculum Infame -- 19.3% Jewish, though due to the language his nickname is in, we can assume he's actually from Latin America.<br><br>Also, Arnold Schwarzenegger was seen in three different pictures posing next to Jews. So, though I don't actually have his blood samples as I do the above, a rough calculation puts him at 7.93% Jewish! Wow!<br><br>Speaking of blood samples, there are now blood samples to actually DETERMINE relations to the Bloodlines of the Illuminati! What's more, the tests can be performed at ANY WALMART! So, rush over to see what percent YOU are of the ruling elite!<br><br>And finally, though not specifically able to determine Jewishness, you can also get a mitachlorian blood test to determine if you can become a Jedi. Sadly, it turns out I cannot. <br><br>May the schwartz be with you.<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://images.nana.co.il/upload/52005/IsraBlog/5460/posts/2311982.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>(pictured above is not Carl Reiner: It's Mel Brooks. Rumors are he's Jewish also...but I'm trying to verify). <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=dreamsend@rigorousintuition>Dreams End</A> at: 2/23/06 9:11 pm<br></i>