One saucer to rule them all, one saucer to bind them

[dude h homeslice ix]

hey, what happened to my thread? <p></p><i></i>

[thoughtographer]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>hey, what happened to my thread?<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>Great Pinkness. Some of my own thrown in, for good measure.<br><br>Sorry. <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"A crooked stick will cast a crooked shadow."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

[johnny nemo]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>The very idea that someone truly believes the Church of the Subgenius is a "dangerous cult" is truly funny and sad at the same time. <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>Truth be told, I don't think that bunch of losers is really a threat.<br><br>I just don't like the way they "joke" about killing and torturing people.<br>Maybe you think that's hilarious, but I think it appalling.<br><br>If any poster on here made similar statements, or "jokes", they'd be banned. <p></p><i></i>

[thoughtographer]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Truth be told, I don't think that bunch of losers is really a threat.<br><br>I just don't like the way they "joke" about killing and torturing people.<br>Maybe you think that's hilarious, but I think it appalling.<br><br>If any poster on here made similar statements, or "jokes", they'd be banned.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>Yeah, they probably would be banned, just like if someone came on here and called for the murder and abuse of homosexuals because they don't know how to read The Holy Bible correctly.<br><br>I've never joked on here about killing or death, because I understand that certain types of humor have their place, and here is not one of those places. I don't know if LAUGHING AT DEATH is so bad, but hey, if you think so, that's your problem -- or business -- or something. I make my best efforts to follow the rules here, and beyond that, when someone reasonably appeals to me regarding what they think is extreme behavior on my part -- I listen and take it to heart whether I agree or not.<br><br>You've demonstrated to this point that you're not capable of making the distinction between a group of individuals and the individuals themselves. That, at least to me, is unreasonable.<br><br>I'm sorry if you don't like the same jokes that I like. Truthfully, I see those jokes amounting to nothing more than marketing efforts, and support them as such because I appreciate the underlying message. Beyond that, I don't pay them much mind at all. If you don't like it -- OK!<br><br>AUM-SALLACK-A-LEGUME,<br><br>Hugh Argot Thorpe <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"A crooked stick will cast a crooked shadow."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

[DBtv]

is the outrage over SATIRE.<br><br>Strange so many don't have the discernment to recognize either type of protected speech.<br><br>Praise Bob! pink boys prove His Wisdom daily. <p></p><i></i>

[thoughtographer]

<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://static.flickr.com/54/151691391_7557a88adc.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"A crooked stick will cast a crooked shadow."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

[thoughtographer]

This dog has no bite left in him, I guess. <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"A crooked stick will cast a crooked shadow."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

[dude h homeslice ix]

neither does this thread, evidently. i was looking for more recent religious 'innovations' that had a space/ufo theme or subtheme. i listed some but im sure there must be others. thanks to all who mentioned some. <p></p><i></i>

[johnny nemo]

I've outed you as a UFO cultist who is here to debunk conspiracy theory.<br>That forum members choose not to care about it is their own business.<br><br>BTW....it would have been more interesting if you and the other losers-who-have-never-had-sex had moved X Day to June ^th of this year, instead of July 5th.<br><br>The date 06/06/06 might have gotten you a mention or two before in the media, before the whole X Day lie bombed (again).<br><br><br>But, then again, to paraphrase Bob Black, the only thing that ever REALLY bombed.... was the Cult of the SubUseless. <br> <p></p><i></i>

[dude h homeslice ix]

dude are you talking to me? whoa! <p></p><i></i>

[thoughtographer]

<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>neither does this thread, evidently. i was looking for more recent religious 'innovations' that had a space/ufo theme or subtheme. i listed some but im sure there must be others. thanks to all who mentioned some.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>Yeah, let's get back to that. Again, I'm sorry for stinking up your thread.<br><br>You left out the <!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.rael.org/">Raelians</a><!--EZCODE LINK END-->. Small potatoes, I know, but very modern, and very connected to prevailing thought currents in the modern religious cesspool; they're quite well known from news stories playing up their claims of human genetic experimentation, which goes to show that they understand the power of publicity. I'll get back to you with more, later. A couple of users from my old message board went to a Raelian gathering a while back, and gave an excellent, objective report of the experience. I'll see if I can dig it up, though I'll probably have to censor some names if I can even find the old database dump.<br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bob_Black#Controversy">Bob Black</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> has a history of "not taking a joke". Seems -- familiar. Fuck 'em. <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"A crooked stick will cast a crooked shadow."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=thoughtographer>thoughtographer</A> at: 5/23/06 12:21 pm<br></i>

[DBtv]

I know you are just projecting with the "losers who never had sex" slam because Bob's disciples have more and wilder sex than you could ever fantasize about.<br><br>Why do you think they call them Devivals? <p></p><i></i>

[thoughtographer]

True, that. However, an attack on my ability to mate is pretty typical, coming from a cave-dweller. It takes a lot more than that to set me off on a brag. <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"A crooked stick will cast a crooked shadow."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

[Wombaticus Rex]

I fucking KNOW that people who align themselves with "the SubGenius group" have been talking about this since it happened -- because I AM ONE OF THEM! Of course, if I have to explain this much, then you're hopelessly pink. Shit, maybe I'M hopelessly pink...

It's you, sadly.

You couldn't take a joke and you've been correcting him ever since.

Years after this thread was going, you're still here, losing your cool and throwing a tantrum. Would "Bob" sweat, human?