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The Famed Koranic Tuna has been stolen, allegedly by people pretending to be from Fort Jesus. You couldn't make this stuff up...<br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4995100.stm">news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/4995100.stm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>A fish with markings that resembled a Koranic text has disappeared from the Kenyan Fisheries Department in Mombasa.<br><br>The tuna fish, which had provoked intense interest from Muslims, was apparently stolen by people posing as National Museum officials.<br><br>The theft was discovered when the real official from the museum, based at Fort Jesus in Mombasa, came to get the fish. <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>-Sepka the Space Weasel <p></p><i></i>

No mention of whether it's been refrigerated, but I can assume that it has. Maybe the Moonies can sell it as sushi.<br><br>WAIT -- was this thing alive before it was stolen, or is it dead? <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"A crooked stick will cast a crooked shadow."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=thoughtographer>thoughtographer</A> at: 5/18/06 3:44 pm<br></i>

It's a little past it's prime for sushi. <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>We likes 'em fresh and wiggling!</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> <p></p><i></i>

<<Voice of Homer Simpson>> Mmmmmm....Shushi.....<<Voice of Homer Simpson>> <p></p><i></i>

Fort Jesus... you just can't make this stuff up lol.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>'the ironing is delicious' <p></p><i></i>