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				"What are you benching, buff guy?"
				
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Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:18 pm 
				by JerkyLeBoeuf
				"What are you benching, buff guy?"<br><br>- Here's a snap quiz for y'all! Is the above quote <br>a) a pick-up line you might overhear at a gym frequented by homosexuals, or <br>b) an example of the kind of small talk Preznit Dubya engated in with disgraced Republican super-lobbyist Jack Abramoff? <br>Need a hint? It's B!!! <p></p><i></i>
			 
			
		
			
				Re: "What are you benching, buff guy?"
				
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Wed Mar 08, 2006 6:20 pm 
				by JerkyLeBoeuf
				<!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2006/03/08/abramoff-vanity-fair/">thinkprogress.org/2006/03...nity-fair/</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--> <p></p><i></i>
			 
			
		
			
				Re: "What are you benching, buff guy?"
				
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Thu Mar 09, 2006 2:50 am 
				by EyesNarrowlyOpen
				Jerky, what are your odds on:<br><br>a) all these fuckers go actually down?!<br> <br>b) nothing happens?<br><br>c) abramoff accidentally shoots himself with a missle launcher??<br><br>Your sage insights are always welcome! <p></p><i></i>
			 
			
		
			
				Re: "What are you benching, buff guy?"
				
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Thu Mar 09, 2006 12:30 pm 
				by marykmusic
				I go for d) Cheney accidentally shoots Abramoff and three others while cleaning his gun.  The victims' families all apologize.  --MaryK <p></p><i></i>
			 
			
		
			
				Re: "What are you benching, buff guy?"
				
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Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:45 pm 
				by thumperton
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