There's a GIRL on RI a few rows away from me!

[thumperton]

<!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/eek3.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> I'm in the computer lab...2 rows down I see RI on someone's screen but have no clue who it is. <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/hsugh.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Floyd Smoots]

IT'S YOUR "FIRST" EX-WIFE!!!! AAAAaaagggghhh!!!!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br>dun thar, bin thayut!<br> <p></p><i></i>

[BajaSur]

Wow her with your emoticons. <p></p><i></i>

[mother]

Emoticons would be more like an intellectual break-through for me. Does anyone else ever get to wondering if people you know are posting here and they know who you are? <p></p><i></i>

[thumperton]

I printed something to walk by her and she's in the main forum. I SAW MY THREAD!! <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/ohnoes.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> Show yourself <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/redface.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Floyd Smoots]

Ma, I strongly suspect that at least one member of this board knows a whole lot more about the personal me than the rest of you. But, that's just my opinion I could be _____ (fill-in-the-blank). I know, let's ask Anna-Livia & sceneshifter, or marykmusic & dragon. I posted my boohoo.commie e-dress here a few long whiles ago, when, I, too, officially quit the board, and invited my few newfound friends to e-me. No one did.<br><br>I met the other suspected member in a most un-suspected way. Private, and off-board. But, if you do a deep-impact search, and find the old stuff, you have my permission to e-me. I like/love your open, honest posts, "mother", and i believe you're really real.<br><br>But, you probably won't have to do much homework to find me. The Truly-Net-Savvy-Trolls will find that old thread, and re-post it here for all to see. Of course, if you've been paying attention, and I know you have, you already know that I AM Alexander Franklin Mutter (rhymes with computer), and that I reside in Portsmouth, Virginia, USA, and work in our contiguous, abutting city of Chesapeake, VA.<br><br>Love,<br>Saint Alex the Foolish, circa Third Millennium, a.D.<br> <p></p><i></i>

[Floyd Smoots]

<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:xx-large;">DUCK AND COVER, FOOL!!!!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eek.gif ALT=":eek"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Of course, having been young once, I know you'll ignore my sage advice, and just go for the like/lust/love/engagement/marriage/divorce/whatever!!! <p></p><i></i>

[Floyd Smoots]

but, Thumpie, if you smell half a brain in her, get her to post to the rest of us. We like brains, We Need BRAINS, We EAT BRAINS, here, for Breakfast, Lunch, and of course, for after Midnight Blood-sucking Snack!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>or didn't you notice? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>

[thumperton]

UPDATE:<br><br>I went up to her a few minutes ago and said "Hey I noticed you were on RI" Yeah I know, pretty weak, nothing witty <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/redface.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br><br>Anyway, she gave me the <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/hsugh.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> look and we started with the small talk. I introduced myself, we spoke for a little blah blah.<br><br>I didn't want to flagrantly ask "what's your username" so I beat around the bush. It went something like:<br><br>Me: Well hey I gotta run, but if you want I can PM you sometime. What's your username?<br>Her: I don't think so. <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/hsugh.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Me: Hey! Why not? <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/happysad.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>Her: I dunno it would be kinda weird knowing someone from RI in real life. What if I post something embarassing and you see it?<br>Me: Oh come on, it's RI!<br>Her: Well, how about this. Do you have lunch plans tomorrow?<br>Me: No, why?<br>Her: Let's do lunch tomorrow and if you're good maybe i'll tell you.<br><br>So we're going to meet at Wendy's (her choice) <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/hsugh.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> for lunch at 1:30. <!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.smiliesftw.com/!/eek3dance.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p></p><i></i>

[BajaSur]

Kudos Thumper, you have more courage with girls than I did at your age. <br> <br> <p></p><i></i>

[marykmusic]

There are few better ways to meet someone on the same page philosophically, than on a board such as this.<br><br>Dragon and I met on the Cloud-Busters online discussion group, so we already knew we had a similar mind-set.<br><br>We didn't actually meet for three months, but it began with a whirlwind of jokes...<br><br>And besides, it's spring! --MaryK <p></p><i></i>

[Floyd Smoots]

<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">I FER SURE WARNED YA!!!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><br><br>But, that's really just envy from an old dude who ain't got nobody but chilluns 'n' grandchilluns to keep him company any more. So I really say:<br><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:blue;font-family:comic sans ms;font-size:large;">GO FOR IT, RABBIT BOYE!! YEAH, HOMBOYE!!!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>Ain't LOVE GRAND, bloggerz????????<br> <p></p><i></i>

[thumperton]

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[GDN01]

Is this a first? <br>Love on RI?<br><br>If you are as funny as your emoticons - you will do well!<br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[Col Quisp]

But if she's reading this, I guess she'll know you by now. <p></p><i></i>