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Are YOU having more sex?

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 12:13 am
by sunny
<!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://assimilatedpress.blogspot.com/2006/07/blogging-increases-frequency-of-sex.html">assimilatedpress.blogspot...f-sex.html</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>I guess it depends upon your political leanings and blogging habits.<br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Blogging Increases Frequency Of Sex And Lowers Cholesterol <br><br>Cambridge, Massachusetts - A recent study by Harvard University found that people who blog have sex more often than their nonblogging counterparts. Furthermore, bloggers find sex more satisfying and are better equipped to please their partners both emotionally and physically. However, there was one exception. the Harvard study showed that conservative bloggers have less sex than the general public and that they also suffer from shockingly high levels of impotence and frigidity.<br><br>Dr. Mona Moore, who led the study, said "We were very surprised to find such a wide disparity between liberal and conservative bloggers. We don't know what to attribute it to but it is strikingly apparent that liberal bloggers, as a group, are happier and have much more gratifying sex lives. On the other hand, conservative bloggers seem very unhappy. They were rude to our research assistants and lacked many basic social skills."<br><br>Researchers also discovered that blogging led to dramatically reduced levels of cholesterol. Unfortunately, like the previous finding, these results did not apply to conservative bloggers who were found to suffer from heightened levels of hypertension and blocked arteries.<br><br>The full study will be published in the next issue of The Journal of the American Medical Association.<br><br>posted by Virt at 12:56 AM <hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>
Re: Are YOU having more sex?

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:43 am
by Mentalgongfu
To paraphrase Bill Clinton, I guess that depends on what the definition of "are" is. <br><br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>
Re: Are YOU having more sex?

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 4:24 am
by Gouda
Explains why the NYT is so passive/aggressive with the blogosphere. <p></p><i></i>
umm

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 5:20 am
by smithtalk
dr mona moore?<br><br>some spoof anyone <p></p><i></i>
Re: Are YOU having more sex?

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:12 pm
by Seamus OBlimey
Yes. Inexplicably. <p></p><i></i>
wow

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:41 pm
by dugoboy
HAHAHA. thats simply hilarious yet incredibly sad. conservatives are like masochists. <p></p><i></i>
Re: Are YOU having more sex?

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 1:59 pm
by Wolfmoon Lady
<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Dr. Mona Moore, who led the study, said "We were very surprised to find such a wide disparity between liberal and conservative bloggers. We don't know what to attribute it to but it is strikingly apparent that liberal bloggers, as a group, are happier and have much more gratifying sex lives. <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>On the other hand, conservative bloggers seem very unhappy. They were rude to our research assistants and lacked many basic social skills.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END-->"<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END-->GUFFAW!!!!!!!<br><br>Sunny, your daily topic posts are usually the first ones I click on, fyi. Very cool. I look forward to seeing what you're going to come up with.<br><br>As for the comments here - you people are killing me! <grinninglikecrazy in spite of the tropical weather here in the Northeastern USA. Dew points in the 70s? Retarded!><br><br>My response spins off of Mentalgongfu's: It depends what you mean by sex. Does auto-eroticism count?<br><br>Sssssssssssst. Whew. Hot fun in the summertime.... <p></p><i></i>
Re: Are YOU having more sex?

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:12 pm
by sunny
Thanks Wolfmoon Lady, mon amour! (heh) I thought it was hilarious too, and was interested to see if others would "get it" and if they didn't, how they would justify pre-conceived notions of the liberal v. conservative divide. Glad to see the only takers seem to be ironical.<br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>My response spins off of Mentalgongfu's: It depends what you mean by sex. Does auto-eroticism count?<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>Does being a slave of your domain also count?<br><br> <p></p><i></i>
Re: Are YOU having more sex?

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Tue Jul 11, 2006 2:51 pm
by Wolfmoon Lady
<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Does being a slave of your domain also count?<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>As opposed to being mistress of same? <WEG> <p></p><i></i>
Sex

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Thu Jul 13, 2006 9:52 pm
by gbuell
Damn! I have definitely not getting my share. Who's getting all my sex? I am accepting volunteers. <p></p><i></i>
Re: Are you getting MORE Sex

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Fri Jul 14, 2006 2:52 am
by Joe Hillshoist
Nah, since I turned 30 its been a steady downhill decline...<br><br>I guess quality does make up for quantity tho... <p></p><i></i>