The 23rd Qualm

[Morgan Wolf]

Some of you might have seen this already - <br><br><!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.nhgazette.com/news/letters/LT_23rd_Qualm21.html" target="top">The 23rd Qualm</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--><br><br>To the Editor:<br><br>Bush is my shepherd; I dwell in want.<br><br>He maketh logs to be cut down in national forests.<br><br>He leadeth trucks into the still wilderness.<br><br>He restoreth my fears.<br><br>He leadeth me in the paths of international disgrace for his ego’s sake.<br><br>Yea, though I walk through the valley of pollution and war,<br><br>I will find no exit, for thou art in office.<br><br>Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy media control, they discomfort me.<br><br>Thou preparest an agenda of deception in the presence of thy religion.<br><br>Thou anointest my head with foreign oil.<br><br>My health insurance runneth out.<br><br>Surely megalomania and false patriotism shall follow me all the days of thy term,<br><br>And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.<br><br>Bob Vincent<br>Rye, NH<br><br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[marykmusic]

And of course this is to be recited with reverence, clasped hands and a straight face.<br><br>Especially the last line. We wouldn't want our grown child, uneducated (even though a product of the school system) and without prospects and probably addicted to TV and an assortment of substances, to go off on anyone. --MaryK <p></p><i></i>

[banned]

...from the Nixon era (which now looks like the good old days compared to Shrubya):<br><br>Moses said, "Mount your ass, bring your camel, pick up your shovel, we're going to the Promised Land."<br><br>FDR said "Sit on your ass, light up a camel, put down your shovel, this is the Promised Land."<br><br>Nixon will kick your ass, steal your camel, tax your shovel, and tell you there is no Promised Land."<br><br>To which let me now add:<br><br>Bush will f*ck your ass, kill your camel, give your shovel to the rich guy next door to hit you with, then render you for torture in Gitmo, and that's a promise." <p></p><i></i>

[Homeless Halo]

Soon. <p></p><i></i>

[Morgan Wolf]

Not if I get the boot in first.<br><br>-- John Lennon, A Hard Day's Night <p></p><i></i>