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Postby arkent000 » Wed Apr 05, 2006 10:21 pm

AN NWO EVENING OF SATANIC IGNORANCE: PROOF THAT THE WORLD HATES A CHRIST<br>Raymond Karzcewski -- A Living Christ<br><br>A MIDNIGHT MEDICAL EMERGENCY dealt this Living Christ a fateful hand when He (I) was FORCIBLY EVICTED from a doctor's office at a hospital. After experiencing an evening of UNPRECEDENTED FLATULENCE which could have only been caused by Government/Media sponsored/Supported Disinformation/Mind Control Agents using equipment manufactured by WEALTHY GOVERNMENT CONTRACTORS for a NWO takeover by the DIA/DHS/FBI/Military/Industrial Complex working for their Illuminati/Reptilian/Shapeshifter bosses, my rectum started to bleed. This isn't the first time that Government/Media Clandestine Operations have cause this Living Christ to experience volcanic flatulence and rectal bleeding, a little over a year ago I was ejected from an NWO sponsored diner for excessive flatulence that "OFFENDED" SATANIC IGNORAMUSES patronizing the establishment.<br><br>The evening began as normally as any other evening at the Karzcewski household, my wife resting peacefully after dinner and I was partaking in dialogues with other Christs on the Internet when my bowels suddenly<br>started rumbling in a violent, spastic manner. I experienced an almost nonstop explosive eruption of flatulence that started around 11 PM and did not taper off for nearly an hour. The CIA/NWO thugs have been hard at work upgrading the equipment which causes this flatulence and many Stealth Trucks may be heard coming and going filled with FEDERAL MILITIA TROOPS OPERATING ON CIVILIAN SOIL!!!<br><br>I decided to demand treatment at the hospital when my wife started coughing and saying that the smell was almost unbearable. After mirroring her thusly I then left for the hospital and was promptly stopped by SATANIC SHERIFF'S DEPUTIES operating a DUALISTIC SPEED TRAP. After reminding them that SOVEREIGN LIVING CHRISTS do not need driver's licenses to operate noncommercial conveyances while traveling on private business, they noticed my bloodsoaked pants and "escorted" me to the hospital. For some reason these SATANIC COWARDS disappeared once I entered the facility and high-tailed it back to their master's<br>depot to find wimpier prospects from which to pirate booty. They were part of the conspiracy to initiate the night's flatulence attack so that they would have opportunity to stop this Living Christ from making<br>a divine journey.<br><br>I was then escorted into an examination room where a very rude intern tried to interrogate me as to my sexual activities, implying that I had been inserting a phallic object into my rectum for sexual pleasure. I then spent 10 minutes educating this SATANIC IGNORAMUS of the depth of my extensive knowledge of all things, most especially the Government/Media Sponsored/Supported Disinformation/Mind Control Agents<br>who assigned him to my case. Being the SATANIC COWARD that he was he slank back from whence he came to fetch a real doctor to examine my rectal bleeding.<br><br>After waiting for an hour I decided to relieve my bladder and found that I was locked into the examination room. I then decided to urinate<br>into the garbage can and was using the closet for privacy when a female nurse came into the room, saw what I was doing, and immediately screamed for security. She INSISTED that I was masturbating in the<br>closet aand that I had inserted a handfull of tongue depressors into my rectum for sexual purposes. I attempted to explain that the tongue depressors were being used to stop my rectal bleeding but then a sudden volcanic eruption of gas blew them out on the floor and all over the closet door along with an emense blood spatter.<br><br>In such a supposedly professional environment these "medical experts" were suddenly laughing at my embarrassing predicament, then pretending to choke on the smell of my flatulence. It is their SOLEMN DUTY to pretend not to smell my flatulence since it is a medical condition caused by the SATANIC EQUIPMENT buried in the hills behind my home. Such insolence in the presence of this Living, Divine, Sovereign Christ.<br><br>They will soon pay, in this life or the next. After my crucifixian at the hands of SATANIC IGNORAMUSES and SPIRITUAL PIPSQUEAKS I will rise and assume my throne as a LIVING GOD over all things in the Heavens and<br>Earth. Hell, isn't it? The IGNORAMUSES OF THIS EARTH WILL LEARN THE WRATH OF A LIVING CHRIST!!! Tremble in fear for a terrible fate awaits!!!<br><br>Please feel free to redistribute this warning of doom to as many newsgroups as you see fit. The truth must be freely given far and wide if we are to take back this country and place the criminals hiding behind elected office behind bars where they belong. Until SATANIC IGNORAMUSES are removed from government, IGNORANCE will govern!!! Hell, isn't it?<br><br>Raymond Ronald Karczewski© -- A Living Christ<br>++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++<br>In the illusion based world of man's thought, there exist healthy egos and unhealthy egos --visit my home page and meet the unhealthy ego's worst nightmare!<br><br><br><br>rk: Today, April 5, 2006, marks more than a year of the NATIONAL CONSUMER BOYCOTT giving Americans the opportunity to take back control over their country and their lives through participation. See:<br><br><br>rk: FREEDOM LOVING AMERICANS, THE TIME FOR TALK IS OVER! LET YOUR ACTIONS COME FROM THE HEART, NOT your doubting SATANIC INTELLECT, and indeed, "The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth."<br><br>rk: P.S.: Attach the following SIGNATURE to all of your Internet Messaging. Let every person you know understand what is available to him/her in this historical NONVIOLENT REVOLUTION.<br><br>rk: The Voting Booth HASN'T DONE IT. The Jury Box WON'T DO IT. Don't BET YOUR LIFE on the CARTRIDGE BOX either.<br><br>rk: DO IT NONVIOLENTLY WITH: BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT!! TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY -- STOP THE TALK, NOW WALK THE WALK! NATIONAL CONSUMER BOYCOTT TAKE-BACK BEGINS FEBRUARY 1, 2005 Spread The Word Throughout America! IT'S NOW OR NEVER!!<br><br>******************************************************<br>BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT, BOYCOTT!!<br>TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY -- STOP THE TALK, NOW WALK THE WALK NATIONAL CONSUMER BOYCOTT TAKE-BACK BEGINS FEBRUARY 1, 2005 Spread The Word Throughout America! IT'S NOW OR NEVER!!<br><br>****************************************************** <p></p><i></i>
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Can't. stop. laughing.

Postby lilorphant » Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:08 am

Oh lord. <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Can't. stop. laughing.

Postby Sarutama » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:23 pm

Let me get this straight, the goverment is giving this guy gas? <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Can't. stop. laughing.

Postby thoughtographer » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:36 pm

Hahaha<br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>his isn't the first time that Government/Media Clandestine Operations have cause this Living Christ to experience volcanic flatulence and rectal bleeding, a little over a year ago I was ejected from an NWO sponsored diner for excessive flatulence that "OFFENDED" SATANIC IGNORAMUSES patronizing the establishment.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br>Come on, man. Everybody KNOWS that SATANIC IGNORAMUSES practically THRIVE on the sulphur compounds in VOLCANIC flatulence.<br><br>Maybe avoiding all of that diner food will cut down on the bacteria in his guts.<br><br>I really feel for this guy though. I hope he gets some help with his paranoia before he winds up in a more unpleasant situation for good. <p><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"A crooked stick will cast a crooked shadow."</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=>thoughtographer</A> at: 4/6/06 12:39 pm<br></i>
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Postby Ted the dog » Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:45 pm

That thing reads like a bizarro-world "Mad-Libs". <p></p><i></i>
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Postby monster » Mon Jul 27, 2009 1:38 am

bump, cause it's funny.
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Postby §ê¢rꆧ » Mon Jul 27, 2009 2:24 am

Necromantic thread revival!
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Postby Maddy » Mon Jul 27, 2009 11:31 am

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