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humor - make tax check directly payable to lockheed-martin

Postby mxmendo » Thu May 04, 2006 1:32 pm

<!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href=""></a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>On April 10, at Langley Air Force Base, an F-22 pilot, Capt. Brad Spears, was locked inside the cockpit of his aircraft for five hours. No one in the U.S. Air Force or from Lockheed Martin could figure out how to open the aircraft's canopy. At about 1:15 pm, chainsaw-wielding firefighters from the 1st Fighter Wing finally extracted Spears after they cut through the F-22's three-quarter inch-thick polycarbonate canopy.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>Total damage to the airplane, according to sources inside the Pentagon: $1.28 million. Not only did the firefighters ruin the canopy, which cost $286,000, they also scuffed the coating on the airplane's skin which will cost about $1 million to replace.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> <p></p><i></i>
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Re: humor - make tax check directly payable to lockheed-mart

Postby Gouda » Thu May 04, 2006 2:43 pm

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