by johnny nemo » Thu Aug 17, 2006 1:08 pm
<!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>Captain Nemo--<br><br>Pinochet wasn't a Libertarian. He was a dictator. Libertarianism is all about freedom from coercion. Dictators are all about coercion.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--> <br><br>I swear that history books are like kryptonite to you Libertarians.<br><br>Pinochet's privitization of government programs, deregulation of governement standards and "free market" economy were Libertarian and disastrous.<br>Historically, the two go hand-in-hand, and that's a fact.<br><br>Since Somalia and Chile won't convince of your dangerous follies, let us explore the Libertarian paradise of the pirate Captain Mission.<br> <br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.trivia-library.com/a/attempted-utopias-society-captain-mission-pirate-utopia-part-2.htm">www.trivia-library.com/a/...part-2.htm</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>In 1726, on a small island between Madagascar and the east coast of Africa, Captain Mission and his followers built a bustling pirate Libertarian paradise.<br>After an amphitheater was constructed, Captain Mission gave a speech declaring the Libertarian principles of his new Utopia.<br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>"Here comes into being today the Republic of Libertatia. You, my people, are the Liberi. We dedicate ourselves to the spread of liberty, and the love of liberty, toleration, and the love of humanity under whatever faith and whatever skin. May our fortune equal the greatness of our hope!"</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br>When his subjects complained about the lack of enough women for all, Captain Mission led his Navy on a special raid, intercepting a Mecca-bound ship, kidnapped 100 females, brought them back to Libertatia, and presented them to their waiting grooms. <br><br>Soon enough, as can be expected, things began to break down in Libertatia.<br>Captain Mission realized that <!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Libertatia must have democracy and popular law.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br>To this end, the pirates and colonists were divided into groups of 10, and each group elected one of its number as a representative to the Central Assembly.<br>They constructed a State House and the representatives elected Captain Mission their 1st lord conservator for a term of 3 years.<br>He, in turn, chose Thomas Tew, of Salem, his admiral, heading a 3-ship fleet, and Caraccioli as his Secretary of State.<br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong> Thus, a Frenchman, an American, and an Italian ruled a polyglot citizenry over 2 centuries before the formation of the UN.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--></em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>To summarize, Libertarianism didn't work, so they adopted what did work: DEMOCRACY.<br><br>280 years later, you "daydream believers" still can't figure out that LIBERTARIANISM DOESN'T WORK.</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br><br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=johnnynemo>johnny nemo</A> at: 8/17/06 11:10 am<br></i>