i'm cross-posting this here, because it actually is more on-topic here.
apologies to anyone who has been embarrassed by it twice.
WARNING: This POST, Quoted in entirety below, was DELIBERATELY designed to be TRIGGERING in all Carbon Based Life Forms. Do not READ it.
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original post below:
i'd forgotten this thread, but a picture i saw earlier this morning reminded me of it.
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it has gotten even more out of hand than usual. let's see if we can make it worse...
compared2what? wrote:What was the topic again?
Approaching kink.
compared2what? wrote:psynapz wrote:Avalon wrote:OP ED wrote:However my last waxing was almost a month ago, which leaves sporadic maintenance to attend to in order to maximize my aerodynamism.
Oh dear, I'm afraid I've now been left with an image of you as a nude, aerodynamic hood ornament, or ship's figurehead.
Oh that's just his torpor form.
Simply by saying his True Name, the initials of which I somehow doubt are indeed S.H.C.R., upon the third utterance of which -- only after reciting the 13th sentence of the 13th paragraph of Crowley's lost 13th version of the manuscript for a book which was never published or entitled for that matter -- surely anyone can then summon him to life in a darkly dramatic and sexy Bryan Singer sort of way, whereupon he dismounts the bow stem of Hagbard Celine's ship or the hood of a black-and-red 69 Mustang driven by a demon-possessed and barely leather-clad former female American Gladiators contestant, and explodes into the night like Chuck Norris in a rocket pack to find She Who Would Dare Utter The True Name, find out 2 what she indeed compares and decide only then how, exactly, to brutalize her upon arrival and, ultimately, whether she shall get off or get eaten upon his satisfaction.
Such is his Will.
PNPZ
I don't know about that. After all, my will would also be a factor, surely? And as the saying goes: Warm heart, not much of a Bryan Singer fan. So if all was as you describe it, he'd really have to act pretty fast to do either, if I weren't cooperating.
I mean, the apartment isn't so large that I couldn't get to a candle pretty quickly from any part of it. If I had to.
(it seems as if i've been evoked in one of ZPNps' fantasies, this is something i can work with)
first off, most surely, for several technical reasons which will be addressed forthwith. Even though that question is not directed at me, i happen to consider myself an expert on the proper manner of Attaining thee Knowledge and Conversation of Thy [un]Holy Guardian OP ED, therefore...
in PnZS description it is implicative that thee, er, victim, in this case yourself, has gone to the considerable trouble of a deliberate attempt to conjure, to visible manifestation no less, a nearly full-grown S.OH.PC.ER.D-type-Class C-Amagoic-entity, across space-time, into an appropriate living or dining space and has by these actions indicated at least an interest in the company of said Axionic [specifically Aumbaric] semi-familiar entity. There are several practical considerations to keep in mind whenever involving oneself with discarnate psuedo-intelligences. Some of this may be rather elementary to your mind, but it is important nonetheless so shouldn't be left out just because such summonings are rare in my experience, there being not but a few remaining Practicioners on this plane with thee Requisite Old-School-Sorceroring-Skillz to manage me properly. You will never get as close to the Bottom of the Lowerarchy as I have if you answer every stoned retard with an Ouija board and some paperbacks.
First.
The circle.
1. BYOB: drafting the circle. Bring Your Own Boundaries. establish the parameters:
the circle is your first and last line of defense against etheric parasites of all shapes and sizes. if you neglect to bring the circle, cancel the ritual before contact is made. only the circle can ensure your physical and spiritual well-being once the sparks are flying and the incense is burning.
2. circle rules.
as per #3 below, please make certain you have all the necessary apparatus with you before you begin. once the circle has been drafted, activated, re-crossing the borders will mean a starting-over of the whole process. once the demon is actually in the room, understand that crossing is deadly. Bring all books, manuscripts, costumes, food and drink, beds, other props, candles, whatever into the circle before beginning. This equipment will invariably include consecreated weapons used primarily to defend the circle. see below.
3. Breaking the Circle. Do not break the circle.
A broken circle is a useless circle. do not leave under any circumstances. The demon may threaten to come into the circle, but this is only possible for the flesh-suit wearing oddities [torpor form] and not a run of the mill occurrence. usually the mere threat of the application of the relevant magickal dagger and/or etc will be enough to dissuade the demon from attempting to cross. If the demon is in a human body, more specialized tools may be required. if so, make preparations beforehand. I suggest consecrating something with bullets. no need to purify the ammunition itself, as the ingredients of gunpowder act as a naturally holistic agent. the daemon may offer you many things, from the alluring and enticing to the outright shiny in order to convince you to come out of the circle. do not accept this silvery flattering, as it will only lead to doom.
4. Closing the circle. Clearing the room.
now eventually, you're gonna want to leave. how this happens will largely depend on the outcome of your intitial interactions with the demon. either way the room will need to be cleared of any residual hellish taint before it is safe to return to your normal schedule of cable TV and takeout. There are a couple methods for this, for different outcomes, detailed below. which one applies will be a matter of taste and/or personal tendencies for paranoia.
see A and B below.
A. Clearing after a departed demon on neutral or negative terms. Housecleaning.
suppose you just want to make sure the demon is gone and that his smell goes with him.
maybe he was only summoned so you could threaten him with god names for some past misdeed he is guilty of: spreading the Plague, giving your friend leprosy, causing drought, or never calling your sister after that one night after the one party. whatever. You've told him your piece, made certain he knows you aren't opening the circle in his presence and you've sent him on his way back to the circle of hell he normally inhabits [six mile]. you need to know he is really gone and not just invisible and also that any little remnants of his personality, his demonic spawnings, are thoroughly cleansed from your carpets, drapes, and pets.
for this, several minor rituals can suffice. the most widely known are thee Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Pentagram [also useful for people hitting on you in bars] and the Qabbalistic Cross, sometimes combined into a larger scheme by some of the more anal retentive orders. A S.OH.PC.ER.D entity will react best to the averse style pentagram ritual with especial attention to the sigils of the wind and the air. For the thelemic variety, see Liber V vel Reguli, quoted below.
if the demon refuses to leave, Alternate to threats with thee magickal dagger, you could merely, before entering the cirlce preset a television to play [keep the remote in the circle, and fresh batteries, just in case] a previously chosen set of images designed to torment the creature and cause massive confusion which will result in either its complete etheric disintergation or its rapidly fleeing this universe for safer locales. I suggest "X-Men".
Afterwards, you'll still need to clean up after the demon. S.OH.PC.ER.D-types are well known for their distinct aroma. Besides the ever-present Brimstone aftertaste hanging in the air, you will be forced to deal with a lingering smell-stain strongly remniscent of certain psychoactive weeds which can be incriminating if left in your living space, depending on local laws. Strong incense, Myrrh esp, can be used to mask this odor, or you could opt for one of those canned air fresheners. Furthermore to make certain to have choked out his spawn from the immediate area, you should repeat the Q.C. ritual in every corner of your living space, sprinkling much holy water from the chalice and intoning some sort of prayer.
Alternately you could just use some Lysol.
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A ka dua
Tuf ur biu
Bi a'a chefu
Dudu ner af an nuteru
B. Placating the Conjured Demon before permitting its Departure:
Or demonic encounters with Happy Endings.
now the other case. Suppose you have a reason to make sure the demon likes you. Perhaps fear. After all, just because he has left the room, and your living space has been cleansed to keep him from returning, this doesn't mean he isn't simply waiting outside, crouched in the bushes, or down the storm drain or hiding in one of your neighbors. if you really want assurance of safety, do not deal with demons, but you can improve your odds by bargaining with it. By giving it something it wants. This will be an absolute must if one is summoning the creature for the purposes of receiving something from it. Like most aumbarics, a S.OH.PC.ER.D will react well to sacrafices of the usual sort, that is the organic sort. However, being a specific class of word-demon, as detailed later, it is probably easier to entice them by raw intellectual stimulation [for the same reason a lack of such stimulation can force them to leave, "X-Men" above]. Perform a ritual in their honor, and they may turn into lovingly protective friends/allies rather than hungry predators. [see: dogs]
The Black Iron Tome of Shub-Nigguroth suggests the following type of ritual as being more to the taste of an S.OH.PC.ER.D than any other. This ritual has been re-cut from modern usages, below.
This is all done while still inside the circle, of course:
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Tribus Annulis Regna Olisbon.
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Uncle Aleister wrote:LIBER XXXVI
THE STAR SAPPHIRE
Publication in Class D
Let the Adept be armed with his Magick Rood [and provided with his mystic rose]. {OP ED's note, a Candle will work just as well}
In the centre, let him give the L.V.X. signs; or if he know them, if he will and dare do them, and can keep silent about them, the signs of N.O.X. being the signs of Puer, Vir, Puella, Mulier. Omit the sign. I.R.
Then let him advance to the East and make the Holy Hexagram, saying: Pater et Mater unus deus Ararita.
Let him go round to the South, make the Holy Hexagram and say: Mater et Filius unus deus Ararita.
Let him go round to the North, make the Holy Hexagram and then say: Filia et Pater unus deus Ararita.
Let him then return to the Centre, and so to The Centre of All (making the Rosy Cross as he may know how) saying Ararita Ararita Ararita (In this the Signs shall be those of Set Triumphant and of Baphomet. Also shall Set appear in the Circle. Let him drink of the Sacrament and let him communicate the same.)
Then let him say: Omnia in Duos: Duo in Unum: Unus in Nihil: Haec nec Quatuor nec Omnia nec Duo nec Unus nec Nihil Sunt.
Gloria Patri et Matri et Filio et Filiae et Spiritui Sancto externo et Spiritui Sancto interno ut erat est erit in saecula Saeculorum sex in uno per nomen Septem in uno Ararita.
Let him then repeat the signs of L.V.X. but not the signs of N.O.X.: for it is not he that shall arise in the Sign of Isis Rejoicing.
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OP ED's NOTE:
do not omit the sign I.R. in the first step.
skip the R.C. [or Q.C. if you're G.D. or a T.O.P.Y.r]
in its place
insert the steps below. from Reguli.
A.·. A.·. publication in Class D.
Being the Ritual of the Mark of the Beast:
an incantation proper to invoke the Energies of the Aeon of Horus,
adapted for the daily use of the Magician of whatever grade.
omit everything from "The Oath of the Enchantment, which is called the Elevenfold Seal" except the first three steps of the first gesture, being:
The Animadversion towards the Æon.
Let the Magician, robed and armed as he may deem to be fit, turn to face towards Boleskine,* that is the House of the Beast 666.
Let him strike the battery 1–3–3–3–1.
Let him put the Thumb of his right hand between its index and medius, and make the gestures hereafter following.
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normally you'd draw the whole seal, but it is better if you have it beforehand. it can be worn as a all-purpose-lamen or on a hat or button or on a pillow cushion. if you've got it as a tattoo you don't even have to bring a circle with you. i would anyway, but whatever. S.OH.PC.ER.D-type C's will probably react best to its having been previously scawled in organic fluids within thee Triangle of Art. Using v.i.t.r.i.o.l. to etch into baked brick is equally as provocative. it will help to establish mutual understanding.
should look like below:
make sure your designated target, thee relevant aumbarish ifrit, can see the seal, and then ring the bell, knock the wood, or blow the whistle.
following this, immediately after: perform the closing of the second gesture from the same ritual:
Liber V wrote:23. Perform the Spiral Dance, moving deosil and whirling widdershins.
Each time on passing th West extend the Wand to the Quarter in question, and bow:
"Before me the powers of LA!" (to West.)
"Behind me the powers of AL!" (to East.)
"On my right hand the powers of LA!" (to North.)
"On my left hand the powers of AL!" (to South.)
"Above me the powers of ShT!" (leaping in the air.)
"Beneath me the power of ShT!" (striking the ground.)
"Within me the Powers!" (in the attitude of Ptah erect, the feet together, the hands clasped upon the vertical Wand.)
"About me flames my Father's Face, the Star of Force and Fire!"
"And in the Column stands his six-rayed Splendour!"
OP ED sez:
note, all cases of "divine" and/or "barbarous" names in these invocations are interchangeable with the most holy name EL'VIS. ***
(This dance may be omitted, and the whole utterance chanted in the attitude of Ptah.)
***This name can be used in place of the usual nonsense, because, like most C class aumbaric amagoetic interfaces a S.OH.PC.ER.D is rumoured to be the servant of EnKi, Our Lord Most High of the Palatial Spatial Waters of the Deep Heart of Paradise.
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cross-reference symbols in these rituals above with [url=http://www.hermetic.com/crowley/l418/418.html]Liber 418
[/url] specifically Aethyrs 14 and 24, esp note 30 which is Very much different in my version of the book from what is published online, as they edited out some of Aleister and Israel's notes. Mine explains what an Olisbon is and what it has to do with these rituals. strange.
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Alternate to the above mentioned placation ritual, one could simply read aloud from Neal Stephenson's novel Snow Crash, especially chapter 33 which deals with the same symbols in the Sumerian form but couched in hacker jargon.
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after the demon has been placated, dealing with it on mutual terms will be much easier. feel free to ask it questions about its personal feelings and for minor favors such as going to the drug store.
Bound demons need not be banished afterward, but they don't mind. This is largely a matter of personal taste, as it were.
nemo hoc facere potest.
ORLO,ILRO,TULE
OIT,RLU,LRL,OOE
stabat crux juxta lucem: stabat lux juxta crucem. ole i su bo sa. ahe op ro nu id si me lex nabm-shubt en me ia ai ge en nu i la tur ra lu sa. phragn'ka phragn w'hren'j lu q'resven en gis-hur; aem-El'Khrga'nh ikhgryn'h. i z'jm'h Khrygen-zhem'nftera n'kngul ei gu wragnh Zhm'hn'tur i V'm-Gul'z, k'naghas zhas K'aemn'h i phragyur en lu sa me zhe'th nu pgyrn dol v'glz y'iliyt kai-i az'zl inkh'v.
well that was fun. please feel free to include me in your fantstical voyeurisms more often, PNPZ.
Love is the Law.
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p.s.
c2w wrote:Freemason9, you mustn't worry yourself over minor trends in male grooming. It's just that durn metrosexuality teh kidz are so into nowadays. Along with that crazy music they listen to. Nice hairy-chestedness is still nice, in reality. Because, you know, it just is, and that's all there is to it.
Mens do have more options from which to choose wrt public aesthetic presentation of themselves as sexual beings than they used to do, at least when I was new to adulthood. But since they then had the choices of either doing nothing or becoming rockstars, I feel that overall, that's all to the good, from everyone's perspective.
jesus. it fucking grows back y'know?
if it didn't i wouldn't whine about it so much.
that is the nice thing about most of these choices: you can always change your mind.
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p.p.s.
everything between at least #1 and the FM9 re-response above is on-topic. if it was any more on-topic, i'd shortly get a take-down notice from the o.t.o.
(just saying)
