RIILF ?

[OP ED]

The secret crush thread.

So, who do you love?

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

[Et in Arcadia ego]

I think Sepka's a woman.

If so, Sepka's top of my list. Opposites, and all that.

I'm quite sure that I have an irresistible attraction that most women on this board find themselves hopelessly devoured by, but I try to go easy on most of them because I know they can't help themselves.

[Jeff]

I don't ILF and tell.

[lunarose]

what does riilf stand for?

[sunny]

what does riilf stand for?

RIer I'd Like to F#@K.

Me?



But you know who you are.

[barracuda]

Who else?

Well. I don't want to drag the thread into the gutter in which I wallow.

You can drag it anywhere you want, sister.

[lunarose]

aaahhhhh.....the barracuda was first to bite the bait!

now i'm all curious about the ones who posted to say they wouldn't tell. i'm just too nosy.

[barracuda]

aaahhhhh.....the barracuda was first to bite the bait!

I may be ugly, but I ain't shy.

[OP ED]

[I was intoxicated, I didn't think anyone would reply really]

This was inspired by the penis thread, among others. And the fact that I got the word RIILF stuck in my head, and it seemed so funny to me that I had to share.

There's also something fleetingly erotic in the blog posts about Jellyfish and mind control and the great old ones. Maybe its just me, but Lovecraft really gets my engine running. [jellies are so squishy its hard for that not to have erotic undertones]

I have a sorta thing for Alice personally. Her incredible antiseptic tone and righteous indignation push all my revolutionary-fetishist buttons. I hear she's spoken for, so I should probably keep this between us. I eagerly check everyday to see if I've managed to arouse her contempt enough for her to respond to me. aahhh. sort of like shark love.

I also have a mancrush on Hugh. If god ever grants my wish for bisexuality, Hugh and I should spend a wonderful weekend highjacking keywords together to our heart's content.

seriously.

I recently told my girl about a dream I had involving Joe Hill and a really big blunt, but the details would violate my Thelemic oaths...

[Project Willow]

This is for Et who irks me to no end, but only because I think there's uncomfortable identification in it. It's the whole anger thing, only his style is much different than mine. I start arguments with people I know will disagree with me, he adds fuel to existing fires.

"The Angriest Dog in The World" by David Lynch



OK, forgive I'm loaded, thanks to my friends at my local pub. As for whom I'd like to... can't even imagine it at the moment. One friend from pub said "You're just looking for a pulse at this point, and then perhaps rebound guy."
Can't argue with that. I always wondered, and am waiting to see if anyone, I mean, how weird is it, to have such thoughts about a former mc, well you know... I have to go with those who don't know of me.
If I REALLY wanted to get rambling on that subject... it's my greatest accomplishment, the recovery of ownership of those very specific bodily responses, once wholly conditioned and controlled by very bad persons, that is a significant marker of my ever increasing autonomy.

OpEd, your post had me off my chair laughing.

[Sepka]

Sepka's top of my list.

Such a sweetie! And such good taste, too!

[Joe Hillshoist]

I'm married, and have been monogomous since shortly after I first met my missus, 14 years ago.

Your dream has got me intrigued OP ED, but if I was gnna turn gay tKl would have to get first dibs... (Even tho he's no longer here) - but that big blunt sounds interesting.

As far as the ladies go, well Alice has to be up there (tho the thought would probably make her spew), Lilypat has always had a place in my heart, as has Chig.

And Compared2What is a sweetie.

[Et in Arcadia ego]

There's also something fleetingly erotic in the blog posts about Jellyfish and mind control and the great old ones. Maybe its just me, but Lovecraft really gets my engine running. [jellies are so squishy its hard for that not to have erotic undertones]=

Hoo boy, a lass after mine own heart. Any chick who grooves on tentacle love is going to get a big thumbs up from me(at the least). Since you admit to your lovecraftian predilection, I'd be remiss if I didn't share this link with you.

WARNING: SUPER DUPER ULTRA NOT SAFE FOR WORK MARRIAGE KIDS OR THOSE EASILY INTIMIDATED BY EXTREME TENTACLE PR0N!!!

Click at your own risk:

EDIT: Just goes to show that I'm not above the forum rules like so many think; Jeff just laid the smack down on me for posting this link. You guys are going to just have to use your imaginations here..

Unless I misunderstood him and its the picture of me down there that he deemed too offensive for the board..

This is for Et who irks me to no end, but only because I think there's uncomfortable identification in it. It's the whole anger thing, only his style is much different than mine. I start arguments with people I know will disagree with me, he adds fuel to existing fires.

"The Angriest Dog in The World" by David Lynch

Wow, a David Lynch dedication sent my way; that's a serious flattery from a bewilderingly talented artist I happen to have a significant respect for(bet you didn't know that, did ya, Mrs Schirmer? If you ever decide to do any lithos of your works, please let me know). Anger is also a very attractive quality in a woman not to be underrated as long as its not directed at oneself while said woman's holding several steak knives in her hand(ignore that very personal last part..lol).

Sepka's top of my list.

Such a sweetie! And such good taste, too!

The proximity of an intelligent woman is the equivalent of doing a two foot rail of pure concentrated pheromones. Political ideology aside, I have way more interests in common with you than I don't, and many of your points while intensely aggravating are sounder than I openly give you credit for. I've got a kind of 'I hate you; don't leave me' thing going with you.

hah.

Also has to be said, I've been with my wife now for over 6 years and haven't touched a single other woman once without a pair of gloves on at work, but discussing that contact violates client/artist privilege, so I'll just have to leave that to your imaginations..



By the way, lusting RI members(female only, plz, I'm no Republican!)..I'm a good looking man, and I can prove it!

[compared2what?]

I am a delicate blossom, and blush at the very thought that such matters should be so openly discussed outside the sacred bonds of holy matrimony.

Also, I'm going to assume that by "sweetie" Joe Hillshoist means "bad-ass rock chick," because otherwise I am going to have to take off one of my Polly of California open-toed mules (official touring shoe of Debbie Harry) and plunge it's stiletto heel into his one-woman-loving, rugged, man-of-few-words Australian heart, like Bridget Fonda in "Single White Female," before chastely returning to the life of the mind.

ON EDIT: Remembered a more pleasing image than Tonia/SLA/gun, and swapped it in.

[Joe Hillshoist]

Also, I'm going to assume that by "sweetie" Joe Hillshoist means "bad-ass rock chick

Strewth, you didn't know it meant that here?

But that thing you're gonna do with your mule is turning me on.



BTW I have another crush but its a secret.