Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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I realised the Pure Mind, Pure Land Doctrine of the Ultimate Boddhisatvas.

Then I received the Supreme, Sublime, Ultimate Illumination of All the Buddhas and Boddhisatvas.

So watch yer step.

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Cap ish?

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[Hammer of Los]

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Dat's what dey call White's Final Move.

Check Mate.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I already told you I arose from nothing.

Can you do the same?

Well, can you?

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[Hammer of Los]

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Solitaire's the Only Game in Town.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I hope and pray to all the Gods in Heaven that I just circled the square as well as I think I did.

Kobyashi Naru!

I call upon all Trekkies!

I call upon all LoTR fans.

I be Istari!

Blue be my colour.

I give no more secrets away without payment.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I give one more.

My dark mere, once my prison, now be my scrying pool.

It also be portal to other planes.

You just fell right in.

And came out here.

This be Mount Olympus.

But I have friends in high places.

I give offerings to Corellon, for instance.

Perhaps you are an elf come visit the Fountain?

The Fountain's Waters are Pure.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Who would come speak with lonely Hermaphroditus?

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[Hammer of Los]

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Fear not.

All are my friends now.

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[Hammer of Los]

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All praise the Mightiest of Wurlitzers!

Ha ha ha!

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[Hammer of Los]

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It ain't actually Tony Banks!

Hackett better!

Ha ha ha.



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tzdn

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[Hammer of Los]

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I not hurt no one.

I give her one million pounds sterling once i make some money.

I humbly offer it to her.

She give me many lessons, many good lessons.

She my ultimate guru.

She taught me ultimate lesson.

Consider me spanked.

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