Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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Oh well.

Hey look!

An old jukebox amidst the forested slopes of Mt Ida!

What's on it?

Oh.

Only this album by some has-been.

Best thing about it is the pianist.

I'm frightened by the total goal.
Drawing to the ragged hole.
And I ain't got the power anymore.
No I ain't got the power anymore.

Scaredy cat.

Bah.

Don't you know the Secret of The Fifth Element?

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[Hammer of Los]

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Now, whilst Hermaphroditus is the very mildest of the demi gods you will meet on these slopes, he can have a bit of a temper.

He's told me that he grows tired of waiting.

He is disappointed that none challenge him simply for sport.

Ludic!

Revolution!

For Fun!

He says he has a loud voice and he will use it.

Perhaps if you care not for sport, you will come to the bargaining table, he says.

But his price has gone up to one million pound sterling.

That will buy you some more poems, or his silence.

Take your pick, he says.

Hermaphroditus awaits you.

What say you?

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[barracuda]

[norton ash]

Looks like wee willie blake over-partook of honeydew and left a mess to clean up. And Jack Riddler's poetry is very good, btw.

[Hammer of Los]

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You are right my dear.

His poetry is good.

Everything about Jack is good.

I hope Jack is here somewhere.

It's great to have you here, my little zen pony.

Anyone else here?

Oh.

Fish Face.

Is that a challenge, Fish Face?

I know 'Cuda's got da blues too.

But beware now 'Cuda.

You ain't in Kansas no more.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Are you actually any good at poetry or riddling, 'Cuda?

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

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don't delete nuthin'

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