Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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It be High Noon.

Well, catually its 9:52.

I workin' up a sweat.

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[Hammer of Los]

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A warning.

You oppose man of perfect dao.

You fool

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[Hammer of Los]

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Yer lucky I didna choose Mars.

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[Hammer of Los]

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[Hammer of Los]

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What can I say?

I'm sorry.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Now if everyone can just put the guns down.

ALL OF THEM!

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[Hammer of Los]

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I've run out of white sugar!

And I need to run to the shops!

And back!

Up a hill!

Every day!

Runnin' up f**king hills.

I love the daughters of Athena best.

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[Hammer of Los]

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It's heaven here.

I found fair trade extra refined white caster sugar in the cupboard, now I can leave the cupboard inventory and shopping 'till later.

The livin' rooms a mess but what the hell.

I conquered my ocd, just like I conquered my stockholm sin drome.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Extra refined white caster!

Ha ha ha.

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[Hammer of Los]

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In case you forgot.

Your first riddle was easy.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

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[Hammer of Los]

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I love riddles.

I tell you Truly, the Barracuda taught me my penultimate lesson.

But here is another riddle.

Who Taught Ultimate Lessen?

School's never out.

Ever onwards and upwards is the theme.



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[Hammer of Los]

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Have you seen the size of my staff?

It's fucking enormous.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Many are the ultimate lessons!

Many!

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[Hammer of Los]

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The first riddle is for the zen pony.

The second is for the consul.

I haven't riddled cuda yet.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Observe the Consul has already replied and may pass.

Observe I have already replied.

That is why I am here in de Elysian Fields already.

From a dense forest of tall dark pine wood...

Can you hear my voice?

I call upon the Ax Sis Of Evil!

Be my witnesses here upon these slopes.

Call upon Hecate to assist thee!

Ha ha ha.

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