Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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Dost thou mock me, 'Cuda?

It's never wise you know, to mock the wise.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Be warned!

If any address me, I riddle them!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Now we have good fun, yes?

Put the guns down!

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[Hammer of Los]

here for elfin bride only she know

[Hammer of Los]

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Psynapz, I do beg your leave to speak here.

Please you must give permission else I leave here.

I know not what is for the best.

You decide.

Do I stay in this thread?

Or leave to be alone in my elysian fields once again.

'Twould be sad.

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[Hammer of Los]

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A voice is heard singing faintly..

The Hammer of Los, he be no more
Evened up now be the score
He knows just what he doth adore
Hermaphroditus opened door!

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[Hammer of Los]

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Dime store gnostics!

I do summon thee also to my side!

Witness the spectacle of the karma dharma unfold before thee!

Might not the buddha of compassion take on a male role for this most dangerous of assignments?

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[Hammer of Los]

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I bin carvin' me big staff.

It very big.

I got a beard too now.

And longer hair.

And more muscle.

And tattoos.

A phoenix.

And a blue and pink bird.

Don't mess wid Hermaphroditus.

He take yer f**kin' head off.

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[Hammer of Los]

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If you pay Hermaphroditus, maybe he teach you diamond body meditations inventions.

Maybe not.

The price be high.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I can have a lot of fun here if Psynapz allow.

We see what be done.

'Cuda already posed himself his own riddle, did he not?

I not say it yet.

I leave you to guess.

If I get him to answer it, he in big trouble.

If he not answer it, he in big trouble.

Karma's a bitch.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I not pose riddle yet!

Not yet do I pose 'Cuda his riddle!

Perhaps never do I pose 'Cuda his riddle.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I'm not actually here for the riddling.

That's just me doin' me duty.

I take less than no pleasure in it, as you may know.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Perhaps I change my mind.

Give him easier riddle.

Who knows.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I mean a riddle that will go easier on him.

If this thread locked then original idea for riddle will remain.

And will be his riddle.

If you know what I mean.

The obvious riddle for 'Cuda.

And I wash my hands.

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[Hammer of Los]

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I do call also upon the Cat Shit Ananda.

Be ye my witness.

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