Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

[Hammer of Los]

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The cat only crouches.

Dontcha know?

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[Hammer of Los]

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Right ok.

I don't want to scare no one.

Seriously.

Right.

I don't mean to derail the thread.

On the contrary.

You chat amongst yourselves.

But I only invite Psynapz, the AX Sis of Evil, The Dime Store Gnostics, the Elfin Bride, her sister, Cat Shit Ananda, and of course, many times invited be seemslikeadream to address me.

Hmm.

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[Hammer of Los]

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And the tao bums.

And any followers of the mystic tarot.

And any who wouldst pass me to attain to their own heavens.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Thus far only the fish and my little zen pony have addressed me out of turn.

So they get riddled.

So too didst the consul address me out of turn.

He riddled me.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Otherwise I put the riddles down for now and drink a nice cuppa tea!

I might turn da magik jukbox on later.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Everyone has leave to speak.

Let the revels begin!

Oh, I'm by the Jukebox.

If you need to use the video/audio jukebox, you come over here and ask me nicely, ok?

No more Doctor Fucking Zhivago.

You dealin' wid da Doctor of Love.

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[Hammer of Los]

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All Freemasons of good will are invited to attend these slopes.

As in fact are all!

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[Hammer of Los]

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To Psynapz.

No, actually I'm not crazy.

But I beg the wize, please don't make too much noize.

It'd be nice if Grant passed by though.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Why don't you turn it up?



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[Hammer of Los]

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That's just a sample, by the way.

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[Hammer of Los]

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No guns!

No blades!

Arm still considerin' ranged weapons.

Maybe lego.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Take your time before answering your riddle, my little zen pony.

Riddles have many answers.

Only I decide whether you correct or not.

Only I.

Remember dat.

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[Hammer of Los]

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You fucking moron if you oppose man of perfect dao.

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[Hammer of Los]

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Only I greatest Riddler, aint I Jack?

I love Jackriddler and his dedication to truth and activist work are a blessing.

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[Hammer of Los]

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God loves ya mr bowie.

God so loves ya but don't make 'im cry so.

Ear Wig O.



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