Contemptible quotes from insufferable assholes

[brainpanhandler]

Little in the way of expression is outlawed in the United States Constituion, but an act which incites forceful response is unlikely to pass as express speech.

[Jeff]

Some of these kids don't have basic hygiene skills. Teaching a person to shower at the age of 12 or 14 sounds strange to some people, but people who work with troubled youth will tell you there are a lot of juvenile delinquents and people who are dependent who have to be taught basic life skills like how to put soap on their body.

Jerry Sandusky's attorney

[Laodicean]

I hope you believe America is part of the battlefield.

- Sen. Lindsey Graham (Rep-SC). U.S. Senate passes indefinite detention bill. Obama to sign it into law.

Game over.

http://rt.com/usa/news/indefinite-deten ... enate-905/

[Bruce Dazzling]

“There is no question that the United States was divided going into that war,” he said. “But I think the United States is united coming out of that war. We all recognize the tremendous price that has been paid in lives, in blood. And yet I think we also recognize that those lives were not lost in vain. . . .

“As difficult as [the Iraq war] was,” and the cost in both American and Iraqi lives, “I think the price has been worth it, to establish a stable government in a very important region of the world,” he added.

Leon Panetta

[chump]

I don't know who put it there, or why, but if you google "santorum" you will see this (BRACE YOURSELF!!) :

Santorum
spreadingsantorum.com
Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex. 2. Senator Rick Santorum.

[Project Willow]

^ By Dan Savage, sexpert, gay rights activist, and editor of our local who's-hip-kids weekly arts magazine The Stranger.

http://blog.spreadingsantorum.com/

http://rigorousintuition.ca/board2/view ... 45#p442545

I would say rather this was a juvenile, yet somewhat effective, smear of an insufferable asshole.

[Simulist]

"Smear"? "Asshole"? Yep. Those are definitely two ingredients that produce "Santorum."

I'm really not sure what's more disgusting though: the frothy mix, or the man himself.

(And who can blame Mitt Romney for wanting to wear magic underwear during the debates, so that he doesn't get any Santorum on him?)

[Gouda]

"I think raising the bar is necessary," Hilfiger told ABC News. "And that is what we're doing -- raising the bar."

Workers Die at Factories Used by Tommy Hilfiger

[elfismiles]

Pelosi rips Holder contempt charges: ‘I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day’

http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/20/pelos ... given-day/

But you DIDN'T and that's why yer a psychopath-enabler!!

[Joe Hillshoist]

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[Bruce Dazzling]

Pelosi rips Holder contempt charges: ‘I could have arrested Karl Rove on any given day’

http://dailycaller.com/2012/06/20/pelos ... given-day/

But you DIDN'T and that's why yer a psychopath-enabler!!

Well, why in the sweet fuck didn't you arrest him then?

Oh right, because you're a vital cog in the two-headed criminal machine that takes turns managing our descent into Amerikan Gladiatorville. Sorry, my bad.

[AhabsOtherLeg]

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Prime minister of the UK David Cameron has this to say : "Next year's referendum will determine beyond doubt the views of the people of Scotland. Britain will respect and defend their choice. We look to all UN members to live up to their responsibilities under the UN charter and accept their decision about how they want to live."

Only joking. He was talking about the Falkland Islands.

"Next year's referendum will determine beyond doubt the views of the people of the Falklands. Britain will respect and defend their choice. We look to all UN members to live up to their responsibilities under the UN charter and accept the islanders' decision about how they want to live."

Nice one Dave.

[crikkett]

But I'm not chauvinistic to a fault, am I?

[barracuda]

[coffin_dodger]

"In some countries secret intelligence is used to control their people - in ours, it only exists to protect their freedoms”

William Hague UK Foreign Secretary 26 June 2013

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-23053691