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Re: Morning giggle

Postby stefano » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:37 pm

Pakistani ambassador rejected because his name is NSFW in Arabic

Despite having served for years as a distinguished Pakistani diplomat, Akbar Zeb reportedly cannot receive accreditation as Pakistan's ambassador to Saudi Arabia. The reason, apparently, has nothing to do with his credentials, and everything to do with his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick".

According to this Arabic-language article in the Arab Times, Pakistan had previously floated Zeb's name as ambassador to the United Arab Emirates and Bahrain, only to have him rejected for the same reason. One can only assume that submitting Zeb's name to a number of Arabic-speaking countries is some unique form of punishment designed by the Pakistani Foreign Ministry -- or the result of a particularly egregious cockup.
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Re: Morning giggle

Postby MacCruiskeen » Mon Feb 08, 2010 1:47 pm

his name -- which, in Arabic, translates to "biggest dick"


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Re: Morning giggle

Postby chiggerbit » Sat Feb 13, 2010 7:29 pm

Years ago an Alabama grandmother gave the new bride the following recipe:
this is an exact copy as written and found in an old scrapbook -
with spelling errors and all.


WARSHING CLOTHES
Build fire in backyard to heat kettle of rain water. Set tubs so smoke wont blow in eyes if wind is pert. Shave one hole cake of lie soap in boilin water.
Sort things, make 3 piles
1 pile white,
1 pile colored,
1 pile work britches and rags.
To make starch, stir flour in cool water to smooth, then thin down with boiling water.
Take white things, rub dirty spots on board, scrub hard, and boil, then rub colored don't boil just wrench and starch.
Take things out of kettle with broom stick handle, then wrench, and starch.
Hang old rags on fence.
Spread tea towels on grass.
Pore wrench water in flower bed. Scrub porch with hot soapy water.
Turn tubs upside down.
Go put on clean dress, smooth hair with hair combs.. Brew cup of tea, sit and rock a spell and count your blessings.
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Re: Morning giggle

Postby brainpanhandler » Fri Oct 22, 2010 8:10 am

"Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity." - Martin Luther King Jr.
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Re: Morning giggle

Postby psynapz » Fri Oct 22, 2010 5:41 pm

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Re: Morning giggle

Postby 82_28 » Fri Oct 22, 2010 9:30 pm

My brother's an airline pilot so this was hella funny to me when I read it yesterday.

What does a wife of an airline pilot do with her asshole before she has sex?

Drops him off at the airport.
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Re: Morning giggle

Postby Peregrine » Sat Oct 23, 2010 2:43 pm

These are hilarious...







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Re: Morning giggle

Postby stefano » Thu Dec 09, 2010 12:50 pm

http://www.b3ta.com/... thanks Seamus O'Blimey

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Re: Morning giggle

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Re: Morning giggle

Postby elfismiles » Fri Dec 21, 2012 2:04 pm

:rofl:

Thanks PW! I've had moments like those txting.
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