So when you laugh (as I did) while reading this, remember why it exists.
With this kind of funny whistleblowing why would we ever bother to read boring old exposes from ex-CIA like Philip Agee, Victor Marchetti, Ralph McGehee, John Stockwell, etc. ?
This 'CIA comic' website started around 1999 and is allegedly by a real CIA employee who satirizes all CIA folklore with tasteless or bad poetry ("Cointelprose") and articles like "I shot JFK."
Satire about coups, assassinations, and even 9/11? Yup.
The Covert Comic
http://www.covertcomic.com/Intelligence%20Update.htm
You are now reading the funniest web site produced by any covert intelligence officer anywhere!
'Laugh-out-loud funny.' - Washington Post
'Jokes with intelligence.' - New York Daily News
'Joke and dagger.' - London Daily Mail
'Spooky.' - USA Today
Here's how I (HMW) found this since it gives some background that, I suspect, is part of this psy-ops project. We are supposed to think that this guy is a CIA renegade who is scorned by his CIA bosses but, gosh, he gets away with it!
http://seclists.org/politech/2001/Jun/0001.html
CIA's "Covert Comic" publishes book of hideously bad poetry
From: Declan McCullagh <declan_at_well.com>
Date: Fri, 1 Jun 2001 00:56:41 -0400
Background on the "covert comic":
http://www.nydailynews.com/1999-01-17/n ... -16719.asp
Online version of book, apparently complete:
http://www.covertcomic.com/CCSchool.htm
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For Immediate Release
Contact: John Alejandro King
http://www.covertcomic.com/contact.htm
Controversial CIA Officer Publishes Book Of Poetry
Agency Calls Material "Tasteless"
Washington DC, May 24, 2001 – A controversial CIA officer has
published a book of poetry, to the apparent consternation of CIA
officials. The book, called 'School of Assassins,' appears on the web
site of controversial CIA officer John Alejandro King, also known as
'The Covert Comic' (URL: www.covertcomic.com).
The book pokes fun at
the CIA, the FBI, and conspiracy theories while claiming to donate
profits to Amnesty International and food banks to help the poor.
Selections in 'School of Assassins' include such titles as '99
Intelligence Documents' (a CIA version of '99 Bottles of Beer,' about
the sale of classified documents to foreign spy agencies by CIA
employees), 'Cointelpro' (a poem about illegal CIA and FBI 'dirty
tricks' against US citizens in the 1960's and '70's) and 'Guatemala
City Shooting,' in which King may or may not have confessed to
committing a crime against humanity.
Other poems include 'Date with Stalin,' 'Rape and Hip-Hop,' and the
title work 'School of Assassins,' a poem about the infamous School of
the Americas, where Latin American military and security officials
receive classified training from US Government intelligence agencies.
A CIA official contacted by journalists acknowledged that The Covert
Comic web site is the work of a real CIA employee. The same official
denied reports that the employee has been targeted for retaliation by
the CIA for publishing the site.
Agency officials have previously
characterized writing in The Covert Comic web site as "tasteless."
Agency officials had no comment regarding King’s claim - believed
to be a joke - that he assassinated President John F. Kennedy.
The Covert Comic, a.k.a. John Alejandro King, is a CIA officer living
in the Washington DC area. He has been written about in the Washington
Post, London Daily Mail and New York Daily News. A well-known
Washington DC 'security consultant' recently sold Hollywood a
treatment for a film about The Covert Comic's life (not surprisingly,
The Covert Comic didn't get any money for it).
The Covert Comic's
hobbies include writing and publishing jokes and prose on his web site
(www.covertcomic.com), and getting in trouble with the Government. To
date The Covert Comic and his friends have spent a lot of money in
legal fees to keep him from getting fired by the CIA. If a miracle
happens and someone actually buys some of The Covert Comic's writing,
a huge portion (maybe even all) of the proceeds will be donated to
charity (whichever damn charity you want).
For more information
contact John Alejandro King at http://www.covertcomic.com/contact.htm.
