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Postby tKl » Sat May 17, 2008 11:52 pm

MAD TV, Fox sketch comedy show:

[The denizens of Sesame Street are struggling in the current economy.]

Little Girl: Maybe things will be better when we have a new president.

Sesame Street Man: Yeah right!

Big Bird: Everybody knows the president is more of a puppet than I am...

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Big Bird mets Pat Nixon.
"He needs less and more blankets!"

-Walk Hard
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Postby IanEye » Sun May 18, 2008 7:44 am

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Postby OP ED » Tue May 20, 2008 12:18 am

Big Bird is an adherent of the Supreme Lord of Initiation. He is of the Order of Secret Chiefs of the Great White Brotherhood. An Emancipated Adept of the Argentum Astrum and Master of the Forces of the Equilibriated Interior Temple.
Giustizia mosse il mio alto fattore:
fecemi la divina podestate,
la somma sapienza e 'l primo amore.

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Postby tKl » Tue May 20, 2008 12:22 am

OP ED wrote:Big Bird is an adherent of the Supreme Lord of Initiation. He is of the Order of Secret Chiefs of the Great White Brotherhood. An Emancipated Adept of the Argentum Astrum and Master of the Forces of the Equilibriated Interior Temple.


Aumgn. *cough* sorry, OM.
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Postby IanEye » Tue May 20, 2008 12:35 am

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Postby OP ED » Tue May 20, 2008 12:36 am

Everything immediately important in my life, everything needed to survive the immanent apocalypse, everything at hand to debilitate and destroy the powers that would enslave this world, all of this was given to me by Big Bird, the Holy Prophet of the Invisible Mammoth. Seriously.

I've learned nothing since Sesame Street. It innoculated me to "education" and thought control. It taught fairness, that is justice and liberty for all. And truth. Which is higher than all other things.

The Aquarian Conspiracy was good for something after all.

If all television was this useful, it would be illegal.
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Postby orz » Tue May 20, 2008 5:39 am

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hFF7jzVfSB0
T.V. party tonight!
T.V. party tonight!
T.V. party tonight!
T.V. party tonight!

We're gonna have a T.V. party tonight!

Alright!

We're gonna have a T.V. party alright!

Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews

All our friends are gonna hang out here tonight

Alright!

We're gonna pass out on the couch alright

Tonight!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews

Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite shows!

We sit glued to the T.V. set all night
And every night!
Why go into the outside world at all?
It's such a fright!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews

T.V. news shows what it's really like out there
It's a scare!

You can go out if you want
We wouldn't dare!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews

Don't talk about anything else
We don't wanna know!
We're dedicated
To our favorite shows!

I wouldn't be without my T.V. for a day
Or even a minute!

Don't even bother to use my brain anymore
There's nothing left in it!

We've got nothing better to do
Than watch T.V. and have a couple of brews

Wait a minute! My T.V. set doesn't work!
It's broken!
What are we gonna do tonight? This isn't fair!
We're hurtin'

We've got nothing left to do
With no T.V. and just a couple of brews

What are we gonna talk about?
I don't know!
We're gonna miss our favorite shows!
NO T.V. PARTY TONIGHT!
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Postby tKl » Wed May 21, 2008 9:33 pm

Good Black Flag song. Not as good as MTV Get Off the Air, though - it had horns!
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Postby orz » Thu May 22, 2008 11:32 am

I wanted to find a clip of the scene where he's singing it in Repo Man but couldn't...
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