LAPD Chief: Fewer Problems Since Lindsay Lohan Has Gone Gay

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LAPD Chief: Fewer Problems Since Lindsay Lohan Has Gone Gay

Postby Jeff » Thu Jul 31, 2008 5:22 pm

I thought this story must be a parody, but there's the video of the chief.

LAPD Chief: Fewer Paparazzi Problems Since Lindsay ‘Has Gone Gay’

July 31

LOS ANGELES, Calif. -- Police Chief William Bratton said Thursday the city has had fewer problems with paparazzi since Britney Spears “started wearing clothes” and other celebrities changed their partying ways.

“If you notice, since Britney started wearing clothes and behaving; Paris is out of town not bothering anybody anymore, thank God, and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue,” Bratton told KNBC-TV.

Bratton said the altered behavior makes a proposed crackdown on paparazzi an unnecessary “farce” because photogs who swarm neighborhoods and shopping districts have been losing interest in snapping stars in trouble.

“If the ones that attract the paparazzi behave in the first place, like we expect of anybody, that solves about 90 percent of the problem. The rest we can deal with,” he said.

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Postby barracuda » Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:00 pm

What's the big deal with gay? Ever since Bush came out it just hasn't had the same cache, I guess.

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Postby sunny » Fri Aug 01, 2008 10:35 am

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Re: LAPD Chief: Fewer Problems Since Lindsay Lohan Has Gone

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