Pink animals appearing, apocalypse imminent

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Pink animals appearing, apocalypse imminent

Postby jingofever » Sat Mar 21, 2009 2:03 pm

First a dolphin.
Now an elephant.

Unfortunately they say pink elephants don't survive long under the sun in Africa.

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The elephant doesn't look so pink next to that dolphin. By the way, somebody already made a "Barbie Dolphin" joke.
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Postby barracuda » Sat Mar 21, 2009 6:41 pm

Well, you know, jingo, they're all pink inside.
The most dangerous traps are the ones you set for yourself. - Phillip Marlowe
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Postby marmot » Tue Mar 24, 2009 10:05 pm

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Just kidding with that pink piggy pic. But seriously, y'all familiar with the eschatological significance of the appearance of the Red Heifer?
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Postby Perelandra » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:27 am

marmot wrote:But seriously, y'all familiar with the eschatological significance of the appearance of the Red Heifer?

No.
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Ashes of the Red Heifer

Postby marmot » Wed Mar 25, 2009 12:44 am

Well, off the top of my head, here's what I know:

Christian and Jewish eschatology is waiting for the rebuilding of the Temple on top of Mount Moriah in Jerusalem. This building of the Temple is connected to the appearance of the Messiah. For Christians who know their Scriptures (and who aren't taken in by the false pretrib rapture doctrine) the rebuilding of the Temple presages the imminent return of Jesus. The Temple tools for sacrifice, according to Mosaic law, need to be cleansed with the ashes of a Red Heifer. Up until recently there were no Red Heifers.

Within the last ten years or so, I remember hearing of a Red Heifer being born to a Texan Christian rancher. And I believe one was born a few years ago in Israel too. This was big news in both the Christian and Jewish religious communities.

If you googled "Red Heifer" I'm sure you'd get a good idea of its significance.
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Postby mentalgongfu2 » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:15 pm

pink dolphin? pink elephant?

White buffalo.
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Postby marmot » Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:18 pm

mentalgongfu2 wrote:pink dolphin? pink elephant?

White buffalo.


Yeah, this thread reminded me of the white buffalo, too.
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Postby jingofever » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:43 am

Pink grasshopper found in marshes.

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"It is caused by a genetic mutation in its reproductive cycle.

"It's almost a full adult, so if it has survived this long being bright pink there is a chance it will live to reproduce and pass on its pink gene."
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Postby barracuda » Sun Sep 13, 2009 1:55 am

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Okay, she's pretty cool, but that one's prolly more likely to immanentize the cocktail hour than the eschaton.
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Postby IanEye » Sun Sep 13, 2009 8:18 am

Pink Grasshopper recipe:
3/4 oz green creme de menthe
3/4 oz white creme de cacao
3/4 oz pepto-bismol

Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.
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Re: Pink animals appearing, apocalypse imminent

Postby jingofever » Mon Oct 18, 2010 2:49 am

Rare pink hippo spotted.

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And this doesn't technically count but close enough: Pink cat mystery solved: owner dyed it to match her hair.

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Re: Pink animals appearing, apocalypse imminent

Postby Stephen Morgan » Mon Oct 18, 2010 7:00 am

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Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible. -- Lawrence of Arabia
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Re: Pink animals appearing, apocalypse imminent

Postby jingofever » Mon May 02, 2011 6:14 pm

Another hippo. But not entirely pink:

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Re: Pink animals appearing, apocalypse imminent

Postby jingofever » Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:38 pm

We have entered stage two: purple squirrels.

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Re: Pink animals appearing, apocalypse imminent

Postby Project Willow » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:40 pm

According to Huffpo, linked to bromide in fracking. I think I'll cross post in GD.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/08/purple-squirrel-jersey-shore-pennsylvania-released_n_1263767.html
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