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MacCruiskeen wrote:When I was a kid I used to stare at the packet on the breakfast table, saying "Kellogg's Kellogg's Kellogg's Kellogg's Kellogg's Kellogg's..." until the word lost all meaning and I went into a kind of trance or fugue state, known in Scotland as a wee dwalm. That always got the day off to a good start.
blanc wrote:THE ELEMENTS OF FUCKING STYLE
The gerund took me off in a completely different direction. Turns out we're still talking about writing.
blanc wrote:It sounds like an upper class given name.
MacCruiskeen wrote:
When I was a kid I used to stare at the packet on the breakfast table, saying "Kellogg's Kellogg's Kellogg's Kellogg's Kellogg's Kellogg's..." until the word lost all meaning and I went into a kind of trance or fugue state, known in Scotland as a wee dwalm. That always got the day off to a good start.
norton ash wrote:leisure
Free agent outfielder Jacoby Ellsbury has agreed to a deal with the Yankees. He used to play for the Red Sox. In case you are an alien or a baby born today who just learned how to use a computer, the Red Sox and Yankees are big rivals. Anyway, Boston fans are mad about Ellsbury being a traitor for switching teams. If only they could spell.
Ellsbury you're no longer my favorite player. Fuck you. Trader.
— Adam ©ardona (@ReallyCardona) December 4, 2013
Fuck you Ellsbury, you are a trader and should give your two rings back to the organization that made you
— Mack Fenlon (@letsgetmackin) December 4, 2013
Fuck Jacoby Ellsbury! Trader! I'm on another level of pissed right now! The Red Sox are still goin go back to back tho#RedSoxNation
— Jarrett Callahan (@jarretthc10) December 4, 2013
David Woodley reply to Samer Kalaf
It's a real Snoop Doggy Dogg world sometimes Red Sox fans, it's a shame it seems like the Yankees have complete free rain on the free agent world. Cheer up though for all intensive purposes with the length of the contract in could be a blessing in the sky. Yesterday 9:55pm
redsoxfan1UDavid Woodley351L
Its free REIGN and INTENTS AND PURPOSES. You're just as bad as people saying TRADER. Yesterday 10:06pm
kdub reply to David Woodley31L
You must be from Boston. It's "intents and purposes." Lotta BU grads around here. Yesterday 10:16pm
Samuel Pérez García reply to redsoxfan151L
It's free REIN. You are not as bad as the TRADERS since you just missed by one letter and it's actually a colloquial mistake, but still. Yesterday 10:23pm
iamkeatron
I mean...you get that that was the joke, right?
ArianFosterBrotherhood reply to David Woodley81L
That post was the B's Nees. +1 Yesterday 10:24pm
LouisLipps reply to redsoxfan1261L
The best part of your correction of a clearly satirical comment was the fact that you got one of the corrections wrong. Do you know which one? Yesterday 10:25pm
NYYDAN988
He was making fun of all the dumb red sox fans. You simply took his bait, trolling at its finest.
Blackdalf reply to redsoxfan1191L
It's "all in tents and porpoises," right? Yesterday 10:30pm
Rover537 reply to LouisLipps21L
And he missed "blessing in disguise" and (I guess) "dog eat dog world." Yesterday 10:37pm
Revenge of the Syph
If bad grammar and spelling was a crime, everybody here would be in car serrated.
ShortHanded
woosh, buddy.
ShortHanded
"missed"
MyOnlyBurner reply to David Woodley131L
I'm not sure which is better. Your comment or the people taking the bait. Yesterday 10:45pm
BamaBeerGuy reply to David Woodley51L
I could care less about this whole ordeal Yesterday 10:45pm
jt17
Hehe woosh, unless, gasp you're trolling us.
Russky Bear
lol classic sox fan, he was doing that on purpose you dunce
Snarls Barkley reply to redsoxfan181L
You win this whole fucking post. I love the people who can follow a one level troll, but can't understand that someone could be trolling the troll. Yesterday 10:55pm
Spellcheck
Did you really not get that he was doing that on purpose? Really? Jesus.
Spellcheck
you misspelled Masshole. +1 anyway.
David Woodley reply to Snarls Barkley91L
So much anger, they will be fine, it's not like the Red Sox are cheap steaks.
Ugh, sorry that was a bad joke,let me exit with my pride though in true deadspin commenter fashion.
/mick joke Yesterday 11:02pm
Eric Nesterstinko reply to David Woodley11L
+1, giggling like a madman. Yesterday 11:09pm
somidscr21
Swing and a miss
somidscr21
Reign you mean? Also, he was doing that on poirpose.
CurtisPenis reply to David Woodley31L
This is NOT what you should of said Yesterday 11:14pm
redsoxfan1 reply to CurtisPenis31L
Should HAVE said. This is becoming a joke... I'm sorry you're grammar is so poor. It really is a shame. Yesterday 11:20pm
Cabrera's Angels reply to BamaBeerGuy11L
Hey buddy, I'm pretty sure it's ordeel Yesterday 11:20pm
ThatsJustTurrible
I see what you did their.
meanmike43
haha wrong again smart guy. *you're
meanmike43
then again, if you are being satirical, you are an absolute genius
baldchap
WOOSH.
RobertNJD reply to David Woodley31L
Your post is great. The fact that some people didn't get it and are correcting you is even grater Yesterday 11:38pm
RobertNJD
He KNOWS WHAT IT IS. That was his point!
scribble
Sarcasm. Check into it sometime
Jeremy D. reply to David Woodley21L
Everyone is getting baited into this. Subtle genius is the best genius...+1 Today 12:03am
Eswin17
Oh, ewe pour thing.
Kyle S
Maceo the Cat
You're not particularly bright, are you?
Maceo the Cat
You tried so hard. But yet you failed.
bizzyknuckles
I'm officially starring all of the people who took the bait, just so they have to live with their shame being out there for all the world to see.
And "RedSoxFan1", sir, you are full of epic.
PlayMyGame
This thread just fits in so fucking perfectly
martinjol
mind as well join in.
AbarthGuy: Winter Tires > AWD
DestructoBeam
we knead to get these comments back untracked
Billy Clyde Puckett reply to David Woodley1L
The best part? redsoxfan1 apparently didn't exist prior to this thread. #ladyin7a Today 8:11am
sbb122
The stupidity of some people is just mind bottling.
VCUPaul
Oh to be so close, yet so, so far away.
speelingchamph
must feel like he's fading into boliva for dye-hard sox fans.
fishstiks
I guess most Sox fans took having Ellsbury on the team for granite.
schillfactor reply to David Woodley11L
intents & purposes...wouldn't post if this wasn't a grammar story to begin with Today 8:51am
kookaloontz
Nevermind the fact that the word "traitor" has nothing to do with switching baseball teams. It's more of a "attempted to subvert the government" sort of word, by definition.
Patrick Fitzgerald
I believe the word you're missing here is "sarcasm".
ShakeYourTDs
Duh, he was a free agent idiots. He wasn't traded. That makes this whole argument a mute point.
Unimpressed
John Larroquette Show fan?
RickCitiznMusic
You have failed the internet.
Michael Russ
I see what you did here! Irregardless, you will loose some people with this type of humor afterwards.
CurtisPenis reply to redsoxfan11L
Adding insult two injury... A minute ago
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