http://www.theelementsoffuckingstyle.com/
This book addresses everything from common questions (“What the hell is a pronoun?”) to philosophical conundrums (“Does not using paragraphs or periods make my thesis read like it was written by a mental patient?”).
Other valuable sections include:
* All I’ve got in this world are my sentences and my balls,
and I don’t break ’em for nobody
* • Pronouns are a real bitch
* • A colon is more than an organ that gets cancer
* • The positive form beats the shit out of wishy-washy writing
* • Symmetry is the tits
* • Words your bound to fuck up
One glance at your friend’s blog should tell you everything you need to know about the sorry state of the English language. This book gives you the tools you need to stop looking like an idiot on message boards and in interoffice memos. Grammar has never before been so much fucking fun.
