History of viola jokes.
What’s the difference between a trampoline and a viola?
You take off your shoes when you jump on a trampoline.
How can you tell if a violist is playing out of tune?
The bow is moving.
Why are viola jokes so short?
So violinists can understand them.
Viola Expressions: “Oh My Viola!”
Art will be the last bastion when all else fades away.
~ Timothy White (b 1952), American rock music journalist
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