The comedy thread

Moderators: DrVolin, 82_28, stillrobertpaulsen, Jeff

The comedy thread

Postby lightningBugout » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:15 am

Last edited by lightningBugout on Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:15 am, edited 2 times in total.
"What's robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?" Bertolt Brecht
User avatar
lightningBugout
 
Posts: 2515
Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:34 am
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby jingofever » Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:51 am

Off the Artistic Roll Call by Bill Hicks. Though it's mostly about his buddy Jay Leno.
User avatar
jingofever
 
Posts: 2805
Joined: Sun Oct 16, 2005 6:24 pm
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby vince » Mon Oct 12, 2009 4:02 pm

Any Canadians here know any more about a KIDS IN THE HALL re-union show ????
vince
 
Posts: 509
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:19 pm
Blog: View Blog (4)

Postby lightningBugout » Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:42 am

"What's robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?" Bertolt Brecht
User avatar
lightningBugout
 
Posts: 2515
Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2008 3:34 am
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby Joe Hillshoist » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:19 am

Its not technically comedy but ...

No oral sex, says ute crash waitress
Joe Hillshoist
 
Posts: 9326
Joined: Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:45 pm
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby teamdaemon » Tue Oct 13, 2009 2:14 pm

I have a joke, but I'm not going to post the punchline until somebody tries to guess. Here goes:

Once the corporate police state comes down on us completely there will be only two companies left. Which two companies will these be?
teamdaemon
 
Posts: 557
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:33 pm
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby IanEye » Tue Oct 13, 2009 4:57 pm

teamdaemon wrote:Which two companies will these be?


Cogswell's Cogs

Spacely Sprockets
User avatar
IanEye
 
Posts: 4784
Joined: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:33 pm
Blog: View Blog (29)

Postby Project Willow » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:01 pm

Excellent punch line!

Something I discovered, DO NOT listen to Bill Hicks whilst reading http://engrish.com unless attired with fortified undergarments.
User avatar
Project Willow
 
Posts: 4768
Joined: Sat May 07, 2005 9:37 pm
Location: Seattle
Blog: View Blog (1)

Postby Joe Hillshoist » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:14 pm

Project Willow wrote:Excellent punch line!

Something I discovered, DO NOT listen to Bill Hicks whilst reading http://engrish.com unless attired with fortified undergarments.


I discovered something similar.

Don't read funny comments by PW unless wearing similar undergarments.
Joe Hillshoist
 
Posts: 9326
Joined: Mon Jun 12, 2006 10:45 pm
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby teamdaemon » Tue Oct 13, 2009 7:17 pm

IanEye wrote:
teamdaemon wrote:Which two companies will these be?


Cogswell's Cogs

Spacely Sprockets


Good one, but not the correct answer I'm afraid. The last last two companies on the planet Earth will be...

Gold Man-Sachs and Wackenhut Correctional Corporation

zing!
teamdaemon
 
Posts: 557
Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2007 9:33 pm
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby Jeff » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:17 pm

vince wrote:Any Canadians here know any more about a KIDS IN THE HALL re-union show ????


I saw them perform last summer on their reunion tour, but haven't heard of anything lately.

And since you brought them up:

I got the monkeys

Seven things to do

The power of his cock

Please please please don't shut off my cable
User avatar
Jeff
Site Admin
 
Posts: 11133
Joined: Fri Oct 20, 2000 8:01 pm
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby MacCruiskeen » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:49 pm

User avatar
MacCruiskeen
 
Posts: 9241
Joined: Thu Nov 16, 2006 6:47 pm
Blog: View Blog (0)

Postby barracuda » Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:49 pm

On reconsideration, moving this from the music thread.

Image

Christmas In The Heart: Bob Dylan Christmas Album Preview
The most dangerous traps are the ones you set for yourself. - Phillip Marlowe
User avatar
barracuda
 
Posts: 12885
Joined: Thu Sep 06, 2007 5:58 pm
Location: Niles, California
Blog: View Blog (0)

banana daiquiris & hard cider....

Postby IanEye » Thu Oct 15, 2009 8:03 am

Image

Image

Image
User avatar
IanEye
 
Posts: 4784
Joined: Tue Jan 17, 2006 10:33 pm
Blog: View Blog (29)

Postby vince » Thu Oct 15, 2009 9:24 am

The 'Pythons' were on Olberman & Jimmy Fallon last night..... sadly, Micheal Palin was MISSING..... and not ONE SARAH PALIN JOKE?!?!?!?!?!

whaaa?
vince
 
Posts: 509
Joined: Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:19 pm
Blog: View Blog (4)

Next

Return to Lounge

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest