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Re: The comedy thread

Postby justdrew » Sun Oct 16, 2011 12:20 am

The Comic Strip Presents The Hunt For Tony Blair



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Re: The comedy thread

Postby MacCruiskeen » Mon Oct 17, 2011 7:38 pm

Peter O'Hanraha-Hanrahan, reporter extraordinaire:


"Ich... nichten lichten."


"Sorry."

(Patrick Marber as Peter O', Chris Morris as the frustrated & sceptical studio anchor.)
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Re: The comedy thread

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Re: The comedy thread

Postby Bruce Dazzling » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:20 pm



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Re: The comedy thread

Postby Jeff » Wed Oct 19, 2011 9:01 pm

The nobody likes us guys.



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Re: The comedy thread

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Re: The comedy thread

Postby MacCruiskeen » Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:05 pm

For Ahab: Life imitates Burnistoun (BBC news report):

Say what? iPhone has problems with Scots accents

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Re: The comedy thread

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Re: The comedy thread

Postby Bruce Dazzling » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:30 am

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Re: The comedy thread

Postby AhabsOtherLeg » Sat Oct 29, 2011 10:52 pm

MacCruiskeen wrote:For Ahab: Life imitates Burnistoun (BBC news report):

Say what? iPhone has problems with Scots accents



Painfully true. Have had that problem with the computerised telephone receptionists from my ISP. They don't just fail to recognise the words I'm saying, they can't even make out the numbers. Apparently even my voice saying "one" or "seven" is unintelligible to these things, and this is when I'm sober. I've so far restrained myself from screaming "Saor Alba!" or "Alba Gu brath!" down the mouthpiece, to the alarm of the neighbours, but the way things are going it's only a matter of time.

Some more from the homeland:





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Re: The comedy thread

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Re: The comedy thread

Postby Bruce Dazzling » Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:05 pm

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Re: The comedy thread

Postby Bruce Dazzling » Tue Nov 01, 2011 4:55 pm



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Re: The comedy thread

Postby norton ash » Tue Nov 01, 2011 10:22 pm

^^^ HAHAHAHA.... gotta shut those down, though, I just got yelled at from the other room...
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Re: The comedy thread

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