Painfully true. Have had that problem with the computerised telephone receptionists from my ISP. They don't just fail to recognise the words I'm saying, they can't even make out the numbers. Apparently even my voice saying "one" or "seven" is unintelligible to these things, and this is when I'm sober. I've so far restrained myself from screaming "Saor Alba!" or "Alba Gu brath!" down the mouthpiece, to the alarm of the neighbours, but the way things are going it's only a matter of time.
Some more from the homeland:
"The universe is 40 billion light years across and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. That is the position of the universe with regard to human life."
"The universe is 40 billion light years across and every inch of it would kill you if you went there. That is the position of the universe with regard to human life."