(GD) Thread Titles You've Never Clicked

[JackRiddler]

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Tiger Woods Rumored To Be Getting His Becky On

Seventh Foot Washes Up in BC (paraphrase)

Fuck Obama

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[brainpanhandler]

the baby stabbed with 40 needles thread, or whatever the hell that was.

[§ê¢rꆧ]

I think I click on them all, I can't help myself, but I'll admit that sometimes when I'm confronted with something like below I never return, which is a shame, really, because sometimes threads can really take some surprising turns...

[Nordic]

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Tiger Woods Rumored To Be Getting His Becky On

Seventh Foot Washes Up in BC (paraphrase)

Fuck Obama

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You've missed some great stuff!

Here's one I haven't clicked on yet (had to look down the whole list):

Gender discrimination and golf



Of course, that's a prejudgement based on nothing. Maybe it's awesome.

[Maddy]

There are some that I don't click simply because the titles sound too depressing.

And §ê¢rꆧ, I have that Wall o' Text issue as well, my eyes simply can't focus on the words at all!

[nathan28]

I think I click on them all, I can't help myself, but I'll admit that sometimes when I'm confronted with something like below I never return, which is a shame, really, because sometimes threads can really take some surprising turns...

[Big picture of text]

That's why you bold words at random and put pictures in and stuff to prevent scanning & scroll-thru.

[JackRiddler]

I think I click on them all, I can't help myself, but I'll admit that sometimes when I'm confronted with something like below I never return, which is a shame, really, because sometimes threads can really take some surprising turns...

[Big picture of text]

That's why you bold words at random and put pictures in and stuff to prevent scanning & scroll-thru.

Mere paragraph returns do wonders!

[AlicetheKurious]

Hey, am I the only one who read §ê¢rꆧ's whole wall of text? I even enjoyed it tremendously and laughed out loud at various points, though normally I get put off by walls of text as well. After the first few lines, I was hooked. I think today's music sucks as well. I'll take the granola bar, please (I hate gum).

On edit:

UFO event in Norway
IRS To Make Sure Taxpayers Buy Health Insurance
Roots of U.S. Far Right

To name a few. But that could change, depending on what else is going on.