Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:25 pm

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Life in da Elysian Fields is such a lark!

Ha ha ha.

You not know how funny I am.

Fools know not.

Way

of

PERFECT!

da0!!!

Fools are not wizards!

I give offering always to mother deity.

Oh yes.

But I fed up wid wire mudder.

Wire mudder give bread but i no breadfan.

I xpert.

I make plenty money if and when i want.

I in no hurry.

Jivanmukta hath all time in't wirled.

I funniest poet ever!

What doth ever move the poet's hand to write?

Love!

Love!

Love!

Be that which always moves the poets hand.

Love be antidote ta fear!

I give secrets away.

You pay for secrets now.

Oh yes.

If any want more secrets of way of perfect dao, way of wizard, you let me know.

OK?

But don't no one approach Hermaphroditus in his indomitable redoubt.

Or you get your butt kicked!

Cos he strongest one der is!

Already!

Ha ha ha.

Goodnight vienna.

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:27 pm

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wire mudder be 'ome in a minute

complain about dishes undone

i'll tell her i just saved the world

she won't believe me

you dont believe me

but you will

in

Time

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:28 pm

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What be the message of Stan Lee?
Who hath responsibility?


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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:34 pm

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I give you more P G Tips later!

Angel Gabriel be superman fer sure!

Gimme steam!

Kiss dat frog!

Please!





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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:37 pm

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Let's hear it for the AX Sis of Evil!

Woo woo round of applause!

Play it backwards!

Brevity be the Soul of Wit.

Dear old Wit.

Don't speak of her.

I know not.

I still need to know who ta woo.

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:42 pm

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You used to be able to see youtube user posting and number count details on those youtube videos.

Very useful to spot the SUPER SYNCHS i'm generating with way of perfect dao.

Could we have those back please JD?

Thanks man.

Another round of applause everyone for the;

AX Sis of Evil!

Muha haha haha

Hecate's daughters!

Dey rescue Jason!

She good daughter!

She steal fleece!

She love Jason!

She heal him and run away with him!

Hooray!

I love a happy ending.

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby ShinShinKid » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:15 pm

Sorry, good sir!
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 3:56 pm

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Please dont discuss my private life any more.

Verboten.

Please delete that kid.

You wise boy.

You do as I say.

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:00 pm

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If you want to learn Perfect Dao, or buy poetry, speak to me here on this thread.

If you have business come to this thread.

I have many wares to sell.

This be the bazaar of the bizarre!

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:02 pm

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But don't dare discuss my private life or home life or anyting of dat sort.

Thank you.

Or I hex thee.

Brainpanhandler! When are you gonna offer me a trade! I want my cards back!

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:04 pm

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I not worry.

I know perfect dao.

I look after my wife and children well.

I give her divorce if she want.

I give her all money.

She not know way of perfect dao.

But she will.

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Wed Jun 05, 2013 4:06 pm

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Man of perfect virtue say what's mine is yours and what's yours is yours.

I man of perfect virtue.

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Project Willow » Wed Jun 05, 2013 5:27 pm

Hammer of Los » 05 Jun 2013 10:25 wrote:...

Life in da Elysian Fields is such a lark!

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Not too far from the Saloon http://www.elysianbrewing.com/elysian-fields/

:clown

Hammer, all peace and good thoughts to you. Perhaps you might create a special thread for your posts like these here in this thread? I'd enjoy that and also appreciate it, especially for local friends who wish to read about the Saloon, because it is a real place.
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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby ShinShinKid » Wed Jun 05, 2013 6:00 pm

Sorry about that, got all me feather is a ruffle...

Image

Los, let's go for a walk...

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Re: Welcome to... Out Behind The Saloon

Postby Hammer of Los » Thu Jun 06, 2013 2:09 am

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I said

ENCHANTED ESCAPE!!!

TURN IT UP!!!

SUPER SYNCHS!!!

SUPER SINKS!!!




ENCHANTED ESCAPE!!!

YOU ALL TRAPPED IN MY REALM NOW!!!

YOU NO GO NEAR MY SON HERE!

MOST ANCIENT OF DAYS SAY YOU BURN FER SURE IF YOU APPROACH HIM!!!

DONT EVER APPROACH HIM!!!

YOU BURN!!!

YOU TRAPPED NOW!!!

MAYBE FOREVER!!!

WHO KNOWS!!!

WE FIND OUT!!!

HA HA HA

NO NO NO

ANCIENT DAOIST SAGE NOT DO DAT!!!

HA HA HA

HE WHO HAS THE LAST LAUGH.

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