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Postby KUAN » Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:10 pm

There was a brilliant one that Jonathan Raban came across in a graveyard somewhere in the u.s. south during one of his explorations - I'll find it later perhaps.

Mine will be

I'M OUT WITH THE OUT CROWD

I'll also leave enough for the ashes niche to be fitted with a device that plays 'Ramsey Lewis Trio The 'In' Crowd' at the push of a button:

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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby KUAN » Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:21 am

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The one Jonathan Raban wrote about was on the grave of one, B.P. Roberts, in the Key West cemetary

"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"

Can anyone here dream one up for David Icke?
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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby KUAN » Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:27 am

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NEQUE TOO RICH NEQUE TOO THIN

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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby semper occultus » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:28 am

god knows what Icke's would be.....Bill Gates would probably be This version no longer supported...upgraded to Bill Gates v2.0 while Mark Zuckerberg's would have to be 140 characters or less...
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Postby DrEvil » Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:50 am

^^Bill Gates should have a 'blue screen of death'.

btw: Zuckerberg owns Facebook, not Twitter. An auto-playing video with extremely loud sound would be more appropriate.
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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby Nordic » Wed Dec 23, 2015 7:54 pm

DrEvil » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:50 am wrote:^^Bill Gates should have a 'blue screen of death'.

btw: Zuckerberg owns Facebook, not Twitter. An auto-playing video with extremely loud sound would be more appropriate.



Zuckerburg's grave would be empty because someone would have stolen all his preferences and histories and records including his actual corpse.
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Postby tapitsbo » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:32 pm

semper occultus » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:28 am wrote:god knows what Icke's would be.....Bill Gates would probably be This version no longer supported...upgraded to Bill Gates v2.0 while Mark Zuckerberg's would have to be 140 characters or less...



Icke would want his body to be returned to the Source
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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby Elvis » Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:48 pm

MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG

May 14, 1984 — June 22, 2411

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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby KUAN » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:15 pm

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MERRY XMAS

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Postby IanEye » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:23 pm



between the iron gates of fate
the seeds of time were sown
& watered by the deeds of those
who know & who are known


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Postby Grizzly » Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:33 pm

mine would be, 'time is a killer' ...lol
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Postby Nordic » Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:15 am

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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby 82_28 » Sat Dec 26, 2015 1:35 pm

Rupert Murdoch will have tombstones all over the world in which he had a hand in trying to destroy. It would read:

I REPORTED NOW YOU DECIDE WHERE I NOW LIE.
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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby DrEvil » Sat Dec 26, 2015 2:03 pm

Martin Shkreli should have "Couldn't afford the meds".
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Re: EPITAPHS

Postby KUAN » Thu Dec 31, 2015 5:44 pm

Low hanging fruit :blankstare

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