There was a brilliant one that Jonathan Raban came across in a graveyard somewhere in the u.s. south during one of his explorations - I'll find it later perhaps.
Mine will be
I'M OUT WITH THE OUT CROWD
I'll also leave enough for the ashes niche to be fitted with a device that plays 'Ramsey Lewis Trio The 'In' Crowd' at the push of a button:
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Mon Dec 21, 2015 11:21 am
by KUAN
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The one Jonathan Raban wrote about was on the grave of one, B.P. Roberts, in the Key West cemetary
"I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"
Can anyone here dream one up for David Icke?
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 1:27 am
by KUAN
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NEQUE TOO RICH NEQUE TOO THIN
Howard Hughes
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:28 am
by semper occultus
god knows what Icke's would be.....Bill Gates would probably be This version no longer supported...upgraded to Bill Gates v2.0 while Mark Zuckerberg's would have to be 140 characters or less...
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 10:50 am
by DrEvil
^^Bill Gates should have a 'blue screen of death'.
btw: Zuckerberg owns Facebook, not Twitter. An auto-playing video with extremely loud sound would be more appropriate.
btw: Zuckerberg owns Facebook, not Twitter. An auto-playing video with extremely loud sound would be more appropriate.
Zuckerburg's grave would be empty because someone would have stolen all his preferences and histories and records including his actual corpse.
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:32 pm
by tapitsbo
semper occultus » Wed Dec 23, 2015 6:28 am wrote:god knows what Icke's would be.....Bill Gates would probably be This version no longer supported...upgraded to Bill Gates v2.0 while Mark Zuckerberg's would have to be 140 characters or less...
Icke would want his body to be returned to the Source
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 9:48 pm
by Elvis
MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG
May 14, 1984 — June 22, 2411
THIS PROFILE NO LONGER EXISTS
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:15 pm
by KUAN
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MERRY XMAS
Santa
the wind eye talk to
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:23 pm
by IanEye
between the iron gates of fate the seeds of time were sown & watered by the deeds of those who know & who are known
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Wed Dec 23, 2015 11:33 pm
by Grizzly
mine would be, 'time is a killer' ...lol
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2015 3:15 am
by Nordic
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 1:35 pm
by 82_28
Rupert Murdoch will have tombstones all over the world in which he had a hand in trying to destroy. It would read:
I REPORTED NOW YOU DECIDE WHERE I NOW LIE.
Re: EPITAPHS
Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2015 2:03 pm
by DrEvil
Martin Shkreli should have "Couldn't afford the meds".
Posted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 3:10 pm
