The Parking Ticket

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The Parking Ticket

Postby seemslikeadream » Fri Aug 12, 2016 12:38 pm

Working people often ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, Jan, my wife, and I went into town and visited a shop.

When we came out, there was a cop writing a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said:
"Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.

I called him an asshole.

He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn-out tires.

So Jan called him a shit-head.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he started writing more tickets.

This went on for about 20 minutes.

The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.


and left the car with the Trump bumper sticker on and the cop behind :P ( I added that touch heard that part on the radio)

We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired..It's important at our age
Mazars and Deutsche Bank could have ended this nightmare before it started.
They could still get him out of office.
But instead, they want mass death.
Don’t forget that.
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Re: The Parking Ticket

Postby elfismiles » Mon Aug 15, 2016 9:58 am

:rofl:
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Re: The Parking Ticket

Postby seemslikeadream » Thu Aug 18, 2016 11:44 am

Mazars and Deutsche Bank could have ended this nightmare before it started.
They could still get him out of office.
But instead, they want mass death.
Don’t forget that.
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