I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

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I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby annie aronburg » Mon Apr 13, 2020 11:58 am

Creepy Ned Flanders look-alike shows up at the white haus in the midst of late stage capitalism to take advantage of the grift frenzy that is occurring there. He has a real hard-on for Persia. Finds some codes, uses the big red telephone to make some connections, uncovers a few keys that may be stashed around the house. He peace outs after about two months as top advisor to the orange figurehead. A few weeks later Iran sends it's top brass to Iraq (their Shia "foe"?) for some eyes and ears only discussion. Why not send a gmail or skype? Long way to go just for tea. US drones his ass. Short while later Iran shoots down a Ukranian jet full of highly skilled doctors, engineers, professors, professionals because they're a bunch of medieval nincompoops who can't military right? Nope, that's a Sophie's Choice right there. Evil Ned Flanders has arranged to spray the plane with whatever the fuck it is so the west has a reason to nuke Iran which has always been his hearts desire. The Persians I know are among the smartest, most sophisticated individuals in my life, save for the ones up to their teeth in organized crime. Iran got hit hard with the virus and despite the most fervently religious among them spreading the disease the fastest (almost like it has at the rallies in the US) they have recovered, because they are still some of the top scientists on earth despite being under the yoke of fundamentalism.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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keeping it lite with recipes and memes

Postby annie aronburg » Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:09 pm

Here at home,we're listening to groovy tunes, decanting some kimchi, the dog is relaxing.
I'm yammering on about pastafarianism: The giant dough ball,the big fuzzy pumper, noodles and spaetzle, replication from a single source.
The kimchi measures out perfectly into the two containers I've chose for it, one big, one small.
Thinking about the garden, thinking about supper, thinking about dough for green onion pancakes.
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/201 ... ecipe.html
The garden is exploding with chives and Egyptian onions, scallion pancakes would go great with the kimchi, the best batch we've made in a while.
The first thing Mr A and I ever made together months before we even kissed was a batch of kimchi. I was so impressed that he had a real German fermentation crock.
Thinking about the Big Ball of Dough again when the most RANDOM thought pops in my head:
I bet everybody "in the know" got a heads up when Paris Hilton made that totally stupid lasagne video
it was so dumb it had to be code


Then the fire alarm went off, literally.
We hadn't so much as used the toaster, or generated any smoke, all day.
Mr A's like, "It's probably gas from the kimchi setting off the C02 sensor..." For the first time ever, with the doors and windows open, OK.

So I search around for a plausible seeming Covfefe 19 timeline.
https://www.businessinsider.com/coronav ... ippines-10
KInd of interesting that the virus escaped China when the viral video was released,just a funny synchronicity, I guess.

Where’s the code in Cooking with Paris? She doesn't have a cooking show for starters, and it's pretty obvious that she's never made lasagne before.
Is Paris so stupid that she's just going along with any dumb idea her team proposes? She's been pretty clear that her bimbo persona is an act.
https://nypost.com/2017/03/16/paris-hil ... e-thought/

No matter what Paris does she is sure to get notice, no matter how unqualified she may be on any topic. She's practically a walking numbers station.
Her animal abuse is legendary in LA. There's even a missing Paris pet tally somewhere on les webs. I also consider the the fact that one of Michael Jackson's heirs has the same name, not that she was really MJs kid. The reason the kids always had veils and masks when MJ was parading them around hotels or dangling them out windows, isn't because their father is publicity shy, but because it wasn't always the same kids. Anyhoo.
Let's observe Paris in the kitchen with a yet another chihuahua, another one of her trafficking victims. Does she tie her blonde extensions out of the way? Does she wash her hands? No, her hands are clad in fingerless gloves. J Mascis complains those were his trademark until MJ "stole" the look from him. Her dogs name is Diamond Baby which is obvs twilight languages, her towel says "allergic to bullshit'.
AS AM I, so I'm not sure how much further I need to watch, though I will say I appreciate the high speed playback function on youtube.
There is a cut-away to a towel embroidered with this quote: 'The best things in life are free. The second best things are very, very expensive.'
Of course it is now known that old CoCo was a spy. Who's Paris' brother in law, again?

Who demands content that is branded "Paris Hilton"? Literally no-one. She is reviled by any sensible person with taste.
No self-respecting aesthete or serious researcher would give her trash a moment's contemplation, right,Jason Horsley? T'would simply be beneath the contemplation of men so in love with their thoughts. Welp, the little girls understand, at least.

You know, when I thought about Paris Hilton back in 2006, I DEFINITELY never associated her with football or athletics in general, and yet...



There is an interesting overlay to this timeline, however.

https://www.npr.org/2011/11/08/14211180 ... 7rWUOMK32E
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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Re: I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby JackRiddler » Thu Apr 16, 2020 4:46 pm

MOAR
We meet at the borders of our being, we dream something of each others reality. - Harvey of R.I.

To Justice my maker from on high did incline:
I am by virtue of its might divine,
The highest Wisdom and the first Love.

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Re: I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby semper occultus » Thu Apr 16, 2020 5:32 pm

Paris haz dog
next scene she's cooking meat in a big pan
Paris's dogs keep disappearing
what other country recently in the news has a penchant for canine-based cuisine :frightened:
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Re: I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby Elvis » Thu Apr 16, 2020 5:42 pm

Green light! :thumbsup
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oh wait I forgot this part

Postby annie aronburg » Thu Apr 16, 2020 6:09 pm

You guys probably HATE the KarKrashians, right? So you probably wouldn't be into following their most relentless troll /parodist/satirist Kirby Jenner.
https://www.instagram.com/kirbyjenner/

He usually posts photoshops of himself interacting with his "twin" sister in her vacuous fashion spreads so his last post was noteworthy for him posing with Christine Whitman and some lizard from tech land.

He hasn't posted in a long while so I was surprised to see him pop up in my stories while I was typing up that Paris Lasagne thingy.

It was a notice that he was going to do a livechat with Disney slave Joe Jonas who is married to Sansa Stark.



Such stilted language, almost like a code. Seems like everybody's got delicious Italian pasta on their mind. I'm sure it's all Gucci...

Anyways, it's probably time to give Thingfish a re-listen.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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Re: I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby semper occultus » Fri Apr 17, 2020 5:16 am

pasta is the new "cheese pizza"
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guise cheez rilly smart IRL

Postby annie aronburg » Wed Apr 22, 2020 4:59 am

"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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Nerd King & Kween of The MetBaal

Postby annie aronburg » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:00 pm

I shot myself yesterday
Got to Heaven anyway
Think I might regret it now
Tie my feet to rocks and drown

If you don't bleed, then you don't die
Cross my heart and hope to fly
If you like it, then you'll make it out alive
If they could see me now, smiling six feet underground
I'll tie my feet to rocks and drown
You'll miss me when I'm not around

Last call, last call
(You'll miss me when I'm not around)
Last call, last call
(You'll miss me when I'm not around)
Promise if I make it, I'll kiss you good night
(I'll see you underground)
You'll miss me when I'm down
You'll miss me when I'm down

Hurt myself again today
Doesn't matter anyway
(You'll miss me when I'm gone)
I'll make it to Heaven even if I
Have to climb the clouds and learn to fly
If you don't bleed, then you don't die
Cross my heart and hope to fly
If you like it, then you'll make it out alive
If they could see me now, smiling six feet underground
I'll tie my feet to rocks and drown
You'll miss me when I'm not around

Last call, last call
(You'll miss me when I'm not around)
Last call, last call
(You'll miss me when I'm not around)
Promise if I make it, I'll kiss you good night
(I'll see you underground)
You'll miss me when I'm down
You'll miss me when I'm down
Last call
(You'll miss me when I'm not around)
Last call
(You'll miss me when I'm not around)
Promise if I make it, I'll kiss you good night
(I'll see you underground)
You'll miss me when I'm down
You'll miss me when I'm down

Cute couple Alert!
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffnt&q=grimes ... iax=images

Innovation in music,

beauty

AND nutrition!


As they love to say on dlisted: She's glowing! Over the Moon!

The boyfriend is no slouch either.

https://channel411news.com/2020/01/14/j ... s-insider/

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/09/16/elon-mu ... stein.html

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-51013308

He's adding his own signature to the celestial show that is on display this month.

https://earthsky.org/astronomy-essentia ... rn-mercury

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php? ... 9517023559

https://www.facebook.com/groups/6263604 ... SEARCH_BOX

If you live far enough from light pollution, you can see the satellites on parade.

https://www.ibtimes.com/first-geomagnet ... th-2962135

Stormy weather on old Sol has resulted in unfortunate interactions with our crude conflict technology in the past.

https://www.scientificamerican.com/arti ... etnam-war/

Wouldn't it be weird if the upcoming solar maximum resulted in more of the same?

ANYWAYS HERE'S THE ELEVATOR PITCH

After wining and dining his choice of America' s Top Stars,

https://pagesix.com/2019/04/12/elon-mus ... ber-heard/

https://www.vox.com/2018/8/16/17692700/ ... -explained

drug addled multi-national Phreak Mad Scientist Billionaire Bachelor knocks up Manic Panic Pixthie Dream Girl on the eve of celestial events that will wreak catastrophe at various military/aerospace/petroleum extraction ley lines.

In classic Luc Besson fashion, he and his gang of longevity-minded billionaire pals high-tail it to their Phloston Paradise satellites with the Presidential Models of their choosing to ride out a series of unfortunate events that unfold on the Planet Of The Apes. In this version, apes stands for Abrahamic Pedo Elites. I'm thinking Billie Eilish for the girl....



My Lucifer is lonely

Standing there, killing time
Can't commit to anything but a crime
Peter's on vacation, an open invitation
Animals, evidence
Pearly gates look more like a picket fence
Once you get inside 'em
Got friends but can't invite them

Hills burn in California
My turn to ignore ya
Don't say I didn't warn ya

All the good girls go to hell
'Cause even God herself has enemies
And once the water starts to rise
And Heaven's out of sight
She'll want the Devil on her team

My Lucifer is lonely

Look at you needing me
You know I'm not your friend without some greenery
Walk in wearing fetters
Peter should know better
Your cover up is caving in
Man is such a fool
Why are we saving him?
Poisoning themselves now
Begging for our help, wow!

Hills burn in California
My turn to ignore ya
Don't say I didn't warn ya

All the good girls go to hell
'Cause even God herself has enemies
And once the water starts to rise
And Heaven's out of sight
She'll want the Devil on her team

My Lucifer is lonely
There's nothing left to save now
My God is gonna owe me
There's nothing left to save now

mods who want to fix my formatting are more than welcome to do so!
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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Re: Nerd King & Kween of The MetBaal

Postby JackRiddler » Thu Apr 23, 2020 10:05 pm

annie aronburg » Thu Apr 23, 2020 9:00 pm wrote:mods who want to fix my formatting are more than welcome to do so!


Not sure what's to fix, it's all English to me.
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he was white as a sheet

Postby annie aronburg » Sun May 17, 2020 7:53 am


After weeks of watching their creases deepen, and their under-eye bags darken and swell, something about A & B's April 14th BC plaguecast made my bird sing. There was a perceptible elevation of energy, of relief, Bonnie's frock was floral and springy, Adrian's hand-jive was ON-POINT. The words still sounded more or less the same but the non-verbal communication implied, "we know what this is and we're not frightened"

A few days later this utterly UN-Canadian thing happened:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2020_Nova_Scotia_attacks

Who could have predicted such a thing? NOBODY could have seen that coming, right?
http://www.frankmagazine.org/post/car-54-where-are-you

https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comm ... s_shooter/

and he also made false teeth
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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Re: I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby Harvey » Sun May 17, 2020 3:29 pm

^Didn't think I'd hear anyone else say it, however artfully.

Edit: ah, I see you're talking about something else. Sorry.
And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings
This he said to me
"The greatest thing
You'll ever learn
Is just to love
And be loved
In return"


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Re: I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby annie aronburg » Tue May 19, 2020 12:13 am

I see you're talking about something else. Sorry.


It's a hazard of speaking Twilight Language. Sometimes I'm saying two things in opposite directions, sometimes even three.
"O Oysters," said the Carpenter,
"You've had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?'
But answer came there none--
And this was scarcely odd, because
They'd eaten every one.
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Re: I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby Harvey » Tue May 19, 2020 7:49 am

annie aronburg » Tue May 19, 2020 5:13 am wrote:
I see you're talking about something else. Sorry.


It's a hazard of speaking Twilight Language. Sometimes I'm saying two things in opposite directions, sometimes even three.


Yes. Very much appreciating the thread.
And while we spoke of many things, fools and kings
This he said to me
"The greatest thing
You'll ever learn
Is just to love
And be loved
In return"


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Re: I had the funniest idea for a movie last night

Postby Elvis » Tue May 19, 2020 9:00 am

annie aronburg wrote:and he also made false teeth




:rofl2 Spent an hour watching that Frontier Psychiatrist video (love it) and reading about it. Anyone know who the two guys in grey suits are? Members of The Avalanches?
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