by ZeroHaven » Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:18 pm
<!--EZCODE LINK START--><a href="http://www.bigfib.com/issue48/world4-en.html" target="top">To Replace Cindy Sheehan's Son, Bush Offers Her Karl Rove</a><!--EZCODE LINK END--> By Lee Camp<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>President Bush made an announcement Monday in Crawford, TX that he would offer his Whitehouse deputy chief of staff Karl Rove to Cindy Sheehan as a replacement for her son who died in the Iraq War. Sheehan has been camped outside the President's vacation ranch in Crawford for several weeks demanding to speak with Bush about his reasons for going to war. <br>Bush has refused to speak with her, saying that the Whitehouse does not negotiate with grieving mothers and that he and his staff cannot bring back her son from the dead.<br>However, in a change of policy, Bush is now offering Sheehan a replacement for her son – embattled Whitehouse staffer Karl Rove. <br>In recent weeks Rove has been accused of outing a CIA operative in order to get back at a journalist who wrote an article refuting one of Bush's reasons for war in Iraq. Many are calling this offering a genius political move by the Bush Administration. One anonymous source said, "By pawning Rove off on Sheehan, the Administration can kill two birds with one stone. Besides, Rove eats a lot. The Bush camp is getting tired of feeding him." <br>No word has come yet as to Sheehan's reaction to being offered an overweight, scandal-ridden millionaire in place of her war hero son. Yet, there are some unconfirmed reports that if Sheehan does not accept the offer, she may die in a "hunting accident" in Crawford next week.<br>Sources close to the family suggested that she may accept the offer only to sign Rove up for immediate service in Iraq.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>There's other stuff on this site that's pretty good, and all topical. <p></p><i></i>