GOP memo touts NEW TERROR ATTACK

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Postby banned » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:28 pm

...it was DE not Anna who was honked off by my sense of humor, not Anna.<br><br>[Bowing down for kick square in ass] Come on, Anna, make it a good hard one, I deserve it for not being more careful in my reading after snarking about other peoples' reading comprehension.<br><br>Sincerest apology. I am mortified. <br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :o --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/embarassed.gif ALT=":o"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br>As for DE, didn't I say I wasn't going to argue with him anymore?<br><br>Yes I did. <br><br>So I won't.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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Postby AnnaLivia » Tue Nov 15, 2005 8:34 pm

i truly don't understand. how can you think i was piling on? i was agreeing with you and HH and mother (and others? i can't remember exactly who said what. it IS a long thread and i DID just read it before i posted, and all the way through.) i didn't say it with the passion you did, and i really DON'T take pleasure in the idea of executions, but i thought i was pretty clearly supporting your position here.<br><br>you've really got me confused!<br><br>i addressed DE as a little joke, yes...because he and i do agree on a lot of stuff. but that wasn't directed against you. not at all. i hope you'll read my post again and see that i piled onto...in support of...your basic premise here. <p></p><i></i>
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Postby Dreams End » Tue Nov 15, 2005 11:31 pm

Out of context. God I hear that a lot. Here's the whole post. You show me where you are horrified by this joke:<br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>.."construct a joke about... ...a sexual abuse victim."<br><br>OK, I didn't make this up, someone at my last job told it to me, and then to the new temp as I stood there begging him not to since our department had already had a temp quit because we weren't, er, Politically Correct.<br><br>Ready?<br><br>Q: "What's the best thing about fucking a 7 year old girl?"<br><br>A: "You can flip her over and fuck a 7 year old boy."<br><br>I'm not sure why you wanted that, but there ya go.<br><br>Re: Muslims: Sorry you didn't like the 'blowing shit up' line, but I didn't have the heart to use the old 'dishtowel on the head' one.<br><br>Anyway, I thought Professor Pan's remarks were on the order of Hallmark cards but without painted hollyhocks, it was so sugary sent me running for my insulin, so I gave him some snark to balance it out.<br><br>If I was "wonderfully funny" I'd have my own sitcom and you'd have to write for tickets<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE BOLD START--><strong>Tough room tonight, tough room! Hey, if you don't like the jokes, don't pay the cover charge....</strong><!--EZCODE BOLD END--><br><br><hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rolleyes --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/eyes.gif ALT=":rolleyes"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>yeah, you sound horrified all right. <br><br> <p></p><i></i>
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Postby AnnaLivia » Wed Nov 16, 2005 12:04 am

sorry, grrlfriend, but i can't kick you and sure don't want to! i'm just SO very glad our wires are uncrossed!! who would i swing from chandeliers with? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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I read the stuff today before I had coffee.

Postby banned » Wed Nov 16, 2005 1:25 am

I know that's not a sufficient excuse. Thank you for being gracious about it.<br><br>As for that other person who is trying to get my attention but I'm ignoring them...wait, what person? <br><br>I'm really good at ignoring people.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>So, anyway, this was the first thread I argued in to make it to the Fire Pit. I've enjoyed it, I want to thank Jeff for finally moving it after what like four pages [dude you are a mite sloooow]....and thank you all for dropping in to contribute your thoughtful insights into the subject under discussion, or prove definitively what a fucking moron you are, as the case may be.<br><br>We really gotta do it again soon. Maybe I will move up to the Big Leagues by having a thread *I* started get moved here! (It doesn't give you as many points when you START one here.) <br><br>Anybody got a possible topic? I just don't want one that mentions Jews, Israel, Nazis, 9/11 or George W. Bush. Wait! That's all that ever makes it to the fire pit! Dammit. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>I'm disappointed that anotherdrew who was looking for an argument didn't decide to drop in on this one, guess we *drew* a blank, eh?<br><br>See, I was RIGHT this is a tough room. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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banned you're right about the evil false POTUS clan

Postby anotherdrew » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:32 am

they would indeed, seems to me, be up on charges not as head of state but as deposed "coup-people" (to use his fathers phrase). I think the jig-is-up for Temporary, but I've said that before. Still, this time... I think I can hear it... yes! there's the music. times up.<br><br>===<br>hey semi-on-topic, could others take a look at and asses this place: www.noblerealms.org<br>===<br>and to pan (if around), I must warn, "don't Fall inta yer own aBlyss"<br><br>pan's maxed out on awful at the moment and reacting. banned served as scapegoat. I really don't think banned was across any real line in saying that bushco be subject to the same treatment as any deposed war-making leader. If he's behind/enabled a tenth the stuff he seems to be, if the "truth" comes out, protecting him from the american people-as-mob may well be the hardest thing to do. <p></p><i></i>
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I just realized...

Postby banned » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:38 am

...I missed the chance, on that other thread, to make a joke about 'professor pan' and pot. You know, like pots and pans?<br><br>Timing is everything.<br><br>Dying is easy. Comedy is hard.<br><br>So do you have the %%@##@ marshmallows or not, before the fire goes out? I found a couple stale graham crackers in the back of the bread box and dug some red and green wrapped Hershey's kisses out from between the couch cushions if you want to make a mutant sort of 'smore. <p></p><i></i>
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no wicked smores thanks but I brought a white rose

Postby anotherdrew » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:43 am

<br><br> Leaflets of The White Rose - Leaflet One<br> *<br> The First Leaflet<br> <br> Nothing is so unworthy of a civilized nation as allowing itself to be <br> governed without opposition by an irresponsible clique that has yielded to <br> base instinct. It is certain that today every honest German is ashamed of <br> his government. Who among us has any conception of the dimensions of shame <br> that will befall us and our children when one day the veil has fallen from <br> our eyes and the most horrible of crimes - crimes that infinitely <br> outdistance every human measure - reach the light of day? If the German <br> people are already so corrupted and spiritually crushed that they do not <br> raise a hand, frivolously trusting in a questionable faith in lawful order <br> of history; if they surrender man’s highest principle, that which raises <br> him above all other God’s creatures, his free will; if they abandon the <br> will to take decisive action and turn the wheel of history and thus <br> subject it to their own rational decision; if they are so devoid of all <br> individuality, have already gone so far along the road toward turning into <br> a spiritless and cowardly mass - then, yes, they deserve their downfall. <br> Goethe speaks of the Germans as a tragic people, like the Jews and the <br> Greeks, but today it would appear rather that they are a spineless, <br> will-less herd of hangers-on, who now - the marrow sucked out of their <br> bones, robbed of their center of stability - are waiting to be hounded to <br> their destruction. So it seems - but it is not so. Rather, by means of <br> gradual, treacherous, systematic abuse, the system has put every man into <br> a spiritual prison. Only now, finding himself lying in fetters, has he <br> become aware of his fate. Only a few recognized the threat of ruin, and <br> the reward for their heroic warning was death. We will have more to say <br> about the fate of these persons. If everyone waits until the other man <br> makes a start, the messengers of avenging Nemesis will come steadily <br> closer; then even the last victim will have been cast senselessly into the <br> maw of the insatiable demon. Therefore every individual, conscious of his <br> responsibility as a member of Christian and Western civilization, must <br> defend himself as best he can at this late hour, he must work against the <br> scourges of mankind, against fascism and any similar system of <br> totalitarianism. Offer passive resistance - resistance - wherever you may <br> be, forestall the spread of this atheistic war machine before it is too <br> late, before the last cities, like Cologne, have been reduced to rubble, <br> and before the nation’s last young man has given his blood on some <br> battlefield for the hubris of a sub-human. Do not forget that every people <br> deserves the regime it is willing to endure! <br> <p></p><i></i>
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How come every time I want 'smores...

Postby banned » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:47 am

...somebody gets serious?<br><br>Last time I suggested making them on a blog, someone posted a long quote from Heidegger's "Sein und Zeit." <br><br>Yes, in German.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :( --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/frown.gif ALT=":("><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br> <p></p><i></i>
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wow, you could put a parot down with that book

Postby anotherdrew » Wed Nov 16, 2005 4:06 am

one last thing to amuse:<br>Imagine an ad company has invented a new computer to generate ad's directly and automaticly send them right out to distribution for maximum efficeny and curency. Well it's true, and I have this leaked memo to "prove" it: longish but worth it. this is satire in case anyone is unclear on that.<br><br><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="font-family:courier;">From: Tim Whittle<br>To: Advertising Oversight Committee<br>Re: Happy
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