DANG YOU, JEFFREY!!!

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It's MY Thread, and It's MY Rules, UNTIL....

Postby Floyd Smoots » Tue Feb 07, 2006 12:10 am

....Jeff says otherwise. That said, I'll take 'em as they come. To reiterate, (with the exception of Jeff, himself, who has more than his hands full, moderating this rigorous, cat-herding board), I really, really think, concerning the REST of you, that it's the Height of Laziness NOT to add your OWN titles to your responses to MOST of the posts on ANY thread of this board. Don't just "CLICK" on reply, give it your own "Twisted Title", you lazy "bloginators"!!!<br><br>D.E., I would like a report on your assigned "homework" to research the Freemasonry allegations from many of us here, and then, report back to us what you "think" you may have learned (or not learned).<br><br>Jeff, our esteemed "boardmaster", I ask that you might reply in one of two ways. Either, you admit that you understood pretty much All of my posts here, regardless of the "dialect" distractions, or you really have No Idea of the Southern American dialect, in spite of your "Northern Exposure" to pretty much ALL of our mindless TV shows and movies throughout most of your life.<br><br>Dreams End, you are NOT the "ultimate authority" on Southern speech. Here in Virginia, and in most parts of North Carolina, we DO NOT use "y'all" in the singular, as you correctly reported. However, as you travel farther (further?) south in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, etc., you WILL FIND, if you actually rigorously LISTEN to the natives, that MANY of them DO use the term "y'all" when they are speaking to YOU personally, and no one else.<br><br>It's very much like "Brooklynese", in New Yawk City, where de say "you's" or, if your prefer "youse" when they are speaking to one person, and one person only. Do youse guys staht's ta git da pit'cher now??? Hey, Mack, I'm tahkin' ta youse heah!!!<br><br>Lately, I'm beginning to find a whole lot of comments here to be "Beyond the Pale", and probably prompted by "Dem Danged Jewz". Just kiddin' about da Jewz, Jeff, so don't git too pissed, after we iz sittin' here in de Firepit where I thought this thread belonged when I started it, right here in "barbecue-ville" so you wouldn't have to feel morally "obligated" to send it here!!!<br><br>It's late here on the "right coast", so I'm going to say, that's the end of this particular post, you may now feel free to "talk amongst yourselves". Catch you on the flipside.<br><br>........Floyd<br> <p></p><i></i>
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Freemasonry

Postby antiaristo » Tue Feb 07, 2006 6:41 pm

Floyd,<br>I don't think you are going to get much out of Dreams End, so if it's alright with you I'll give my own perspective.<br><br>I believe you are being FAR too generous to Blue Lodge Freemasons (the 95 percent you mention). The crucial thing to understand is that it is a one-way street. You can get in, but you cannot get out. I can tell you about my old boss at Anglia Television, Sir Peter Gibbings, if you ask.<br><br>Now imagine you have decided to get in to "get ahead". You make the connections and tell them you want to join. You are accepted. Then come the fearsome blood-oaths. You are a bit worried about that but your friends say "Don't worry. It's just theatre. They don't really mean anything." So you go ahead and are initiated. You're in.<br><br>But once in you find you have been lied to. Far from "Just theatre", the blood oaths are taken very seriously indeed. You cannot get out and you've signed away your soul. I say you've signed away your so because you have lost the ability to say "no". You no longer have free will, which is God's greatest gift to us, and MUST do whatever you are told.<br><br>Assuming you have some decency within you, how do you deal with THAT? You deal with it by denial. You pretend you have no idea what's going on. You claim to have never read Morals and Dogma. You lie to yourself and your "brothers" about your situation. That is the 95 percent.<br><br>If you have no decency whatsoever you go on to progress within the organization. You leave the Blue Lodge behind and join the Scottish Rite, working your way up the degrees from four to thirty-three, shitting on all and sundry along the way. Many are psychopaths anyway. That is the five percent.<br><br>Freemasonry is profoundly evil. As evil as those at the top are evil. It is no more, and no les, than a Faustian bargain. <p></p><i></i>
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Antiaristo, My Esteemed Fellow Poster....

Postby Floyd Smoots » Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:56 pm

....I appreciate your answer, and, from my own ten year study of Freemasonry, find no real fault with it. About a decade ago, circa 1995 a.D., I was in my boss' office (he is now retired [2002] from my company), while a fellow "Scottish Rite" brother mason (lowercase deliberate) interrupted our discussion of company business with a visit.<br><br>For Lord-knows-what reason, I was not dismissed from the boss' office nor the ensuing conversation. At that time, I was about forty eight years old. Perhaps they thought they could "interest" me in their organisation (British spelling deliberate just for you). They were commiserating on the "lack of new blood" in their local lodge, here in southeastern, urban, Norfolk, Virginia, USA.<br><br>While they conversed, I kept my mouth shut, and my ears open. They were discussing a tiny smidgen about the Scottish Rite, itself (i.e., the ritual of entry). Boss "V", said to visitor "W", "Well, what about old What's-His-Name as a candidate?" W answered, "Well V, you know BOTH of us were much younger when we went through it. I don't know if WHN can stand the beating without hospitalisation or, possibly death. V agreed with W, that WHN probably WAS too old to take the "beating".<br><br>God Almighty, anti, I didn't hear much else concerning the "S.R.", but that was ENOUGH right there, to let ME know that I didn't want any part of THAT crap EVER, right then and there!!!<br><br>Therefore, I have no problem whatsoever with agreeing with your position that Ancient Free and Accepted Masonry is inherently evil, and "blood-sworn" to the promotion of the New World Order; and the "Coming Soon To A Nation Near You" Antichrist. I hope you will remain "anitaristo", but, please don't fall for "The Count of Anti-Christo" when he comes. Hopefully, you will be gone like me, and the rest of the believers in the risen Christ, the one true Son of God.<br><br>Sorry, New Agers, Pagans, Muslims, and all the rest of you, but that's just what real Christians (NOT Benny Hinn, et al) believe. We will not apologise for those beliefs, because, if we did, I don't know what you could call us, but it danged sure would not be Christian. Our beliefs are pretty much "etched in stone" in the words of the Old, and New Testaments of the "Holy Bible".<br><br>If you don't like the way this thread is going, then, Go Away to one that is spewing the "pap" that you want to see, read, and respond to. Dang it, anti, I ended another dog-bitten sentence with a preposition. Please don't shoot the messenger (jist kiddin').<br><br>God Bless, and Blog On<br>Brother Floyd<br> <p></p><i></i>
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Sorry For The ASSUMPTION....

Postby Floyd Smoots » Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:40 pm

I just realized that I was guilty of putting words in your mouth, antiaristo, that you never said. You implied that the AF&AM was evil, and I agreed. However, the part about<br><br><!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>and "blood-sworn" to the promotion of the New World Order; and the "Coming Soon To A Nation Near You" Antichrist.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>was my own addition to the post. I apologise. I felt that you also believed that, too, but, I truly was guilty of making an "Assumption", defined by American actor, Samuel L. Jackson, in some name-forgotten action movie, as "When you make an assumption, you make an "ass" out of "u" and "umption". Anyway, it made me laugh when I heard it.<br><br>I hope you will forgive my "assumption".<br><br> <p></p><i></i>
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Re: Sorry For The ASSUMPTION....

Postby antiaristo » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:34 am

Floyd, <br>I wish everyone on this site were as decent and truthful as yourself.<br>Apology accepted and all forgotten.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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it's freezing cold here today

Postby mother » Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:43 pm

I thought I'd warm up down here and say hi to the Floydinator and the Aristonator. Especially anti, who was sent here in defending much of what i was trying to say. I think if I were as articulate as anti, I'd have been the one banished. Anybody read Huh Manatee's posts about online psychology? Puts an interesting perspective on things such as the Fire Pit. love,m. <p></p><i></i>
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Thanks, Ma!!!

Postby Floyd Smoots » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:16 pm

Welcome on in; where it's always "purty" warm 'n' the barbecue pit runs night and day (manned/womaned by ALL volunteer cooks), all you can eat for free, and cold beer 'n' wine for a nickel! Whut kept ya? The jukebox here has EVERY song that ya even THINK ya might'a liked, thar's ALWAYS one clear pool table, 'n' iff'n ya wants ta jist talk, ya has yer choice 'o talkin' partners!<br><br>We got smokin' zones, no-smokin' zones, tokin' zones, no-tokin' zones, No Dam' CELL PHONES!!, A pile o' steak bones (fer tha dawgs, dont'cha know), an' fer when ya've partied to much, private pukin' zones. But alas, we don't allow no skull'n'bones. They's jist plain Bad Company, if'n ya know whut ah mean.<br><br>We ain't skeered o' nuthin' here, but God & the devil, but we still does our best ta unnerstan' 'em both!!! Don' even have ta check yer guns at th' door. If'n you didn' brang one, we'll LOAN ya one. That's actually a motto I wrote fer mah hometown, Portsmouth, Virginia, USA. It applies hereabouts to bars 'n' niteclubs.<br><br>Don't be uh stranger, have fun but don't git arrested, and last, but not least....<br><br>....Y'all come back now, ya hear!?!?<br><br>P.S., Ma, duz "articulate" have anythang ta do with th' fast-disappearin' northern polar icecap, soon ta be the "late artic"???<br> <p></p><i></i>
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The Masonic Initiation

Postby antiaristo » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:45 pm

Floyd,<br>I've been thinkijg about what you posted upthread. It makes an awful lot of sense.<br><br>Here's what happens<br><br>1 His sponsors tell him he has nothing to worry about. The blood oaths are just to add a bit of spice to a vey dull ceremony.<br><br>2 He is initiated. He swears the blood oath.<br><br>3 The master (or whatever) says of the cow-tie<br><br>"Release him. We now have him by a far stronger tie."<br><br>4 The rest of the lodge then proceed to kick the shit out of him. He is told.<br><br>"That's what you get for nothing. You get far worse IF YOU DO NOT OBEY!"<br><br>Do you think he will put up much of an objection when told to do somthing illegal "Under protection of the lodge"? <p></p><i></i>
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Postby mother » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:52 pm

Articulate means when someone, like anti for example ,is so cool- I guess that means cold-the boss sends him here to warm back up. So y'all are correct: just like polar caps! <p></p><i></i>
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antiaristo & mother....

Postby Floyd Smoots » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:59 pm

....It's now past ol' Floyd's bedtime, so I will, Lord willing, reply to both of your last two posts "on the morrow".<br><br>In the meantime, good night, and may the Good Lord bless and keep you.<br><br>........Ol' Floyd<br> <p></p><i></i>
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Night night all.

Postby antiaristo » Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:56 am

<br><br>Another for you, Floyd, as an old Navy man.<br><br>Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't it Churchill who described the Royal Navy as "Rum, buggery and the lash"?<br><br>I bet THAT is the model for Anglo.Saxon (Scottish Rite) Freemasonry. Right own to virtual press-gangs.<br><br>And that's the difference with Continental (Great Eastern) Freemasonry.<br><br>And naturally an Opus Dei drenched Church would choose to align with the Scottish Rite. <p></p><i></i>
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The "Church" on the "Hill"

Postby Floyd Smoots » Thu Feb 09, 2006 9:14 pm

Hi, again, mother. Anti, old boy, I am truly amazed sometimes these days, by the Christian preachers that I hear on my radio who still quote evil old buggers the likes of Churchill, Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Truman, Henry Ford, Geo. Washington, Ben Franklin, Lord Mountbatten, etc. Now, mind you, these are NOT "Faux Christians", they are merely good, Godly, "semi-educated" men who, while trying to preach the Gospel, really have NO IDEA the Illuminist Machinations perpetrated "behind the scenes" by the above-mentioned historical figures, and their ilk. Therefore, they have no qualms about quoting these kinds of men and women to their flocks. I sometimes think it would behoove them to look into the not-well-published things that are now known about these "highly illuminated" folk. Now, to quote the fictional character, Forrest Gump, from the film of the same name, "....and that's all I have to say about that".<br><br>Earthman(?) Floyd <br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START 0] --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/alien.gif ALT="0]"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>
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