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[Jeff]

After receiving a lengthy and seemingly sincere apology and request to return, I've reactivated his account.

Adding it to the pile of things to regret later.

[barracuda]

His account was suspended for a highly anti-semitic video posting, as I recall. Was there some question as to whether or not he was a sock of vigilant?

Anyway, I am currently working on a lengthy and seemingly sincere request that you forward me ten percent of all your future earnings. I am pretty confident that I can be at least as convincing as the chumpster.

[Peregrine]

It looked to me like a really stupid thing for him to post, but I see nothing wrong with the ban lift, he seemed fairly cordial & didn't seem like a shit disturber before that, from what I recall.

[Jeff]

Here's what he wrote me about that:

I also want you to know, in case you weren't already aware, that I didn't post that video, twice, to get in your face. It might have been lame, and though it was beginning to dawn on me that this place is hypersensitive about... you know what, I didn't think that I'd hit you when I threw it - in the wrong thread! To me it was just another theory. By the time I read your reaction, I had already posted it again in the thread originally intended. I was aghast when I saw what you said, and flabbergasted when you banned me. You banned me and treated me like I'm a jerk. (Here, of all places - where I'm on my best behavior). I was hurt, then angry, and then confused; and then I realized how I goofed up.

I re-read your "posting guidelines" and sure enough, I hadn't read them well enough, or never understood what those terms actually meant. I can see now that I transgressed into the realm of "anti-semitism" and stepped in some "zionazi". Furthermore, I had "flappy lips" (that's when a person's lips are moving faster than their brain, flapping around, hitting them in the face, and they blurt out something that might have been better left unsaid). That video I tossed in was the proverbial stone that broke the camel's back. Now, I know. (If I talk about that sheisse, the board will go nuts and I'll get banned!) I'm sorry! I apologize!Sincerely! I hope you understand.

I'm just a softhearted old fool, and there are enough people out there happy to prove it over and over again. But I'm prepared to forgive and remember.

[barracuda]

I accept PayPal:

[Jeff]

Your ideas are intriguing to me...

[Peregrine]

I love you guys... And I'm not sayin' that 'cause I'm hopped up on Shiraz, either. warm fuzzies all around...