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Man Dressed as Woman Arrested for Stealing Breast Pump at Wal-Mart
An 18-year old Somerville man, who police say was dressed as a female at the time, is behind bars for stealing at Wal-Mart in College Station.
Posted: 11:11 AM Jan 20, 2012
Reporter: Nicole Morten
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On Thursday College Station police say 18-year-old John Robert Reliford, who was dressed as a female at the time, walked into the CS Wal-Mart empty-handed.
While inside, he grabbed an eyelash curler valued at $1.98, a double breast pump valued at $127.77, and breast milk bags valued at $18.97 – A total value of $148.72. The report says Reliford then attempted to return those items. After being denied the return, he exited the store, leaving the bag of merchandise behind.
The report goes on to say Reliford continued walking into the parking lot towards the Texaco Station located in the 2200 block of Longmire. Police followed Reliford and he was arrested for theft. http://www.kbtx.com/local/headlines/Man ... 64578.html
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