Behold the Pale Whores

[sunny]

<!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.wonkette.com/politics/late-night-shots/last-weeks-shots-the-best-of-lns-211127.php">www.wonkette.com/politics...211127.php</a><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK END--><br><br>Last Week's Shots: The Best of LNS<br>As we’re sure you know by now, Late Night Shots is a closed social networking site for DC’s best and whitest. We turbos have a lot to learn from them. Their message board is home to some of the best entertainment on all the internets — but because of the closed nature of the site, not everyone can join in the fun. Thankfully, Intern Lauren is a card-carrying LNS member, and she’s gathered excerpts from some of last week’s best posts on the LNS forum. See what the fuss is about, after the jump.<br><br>My boyfriend’s dad<br>Posted By: HHHS00 on 10-23-2006 12:40 pm<br>I recently found out that the dad of the guy I am hooking up is a dentist. Where I come from dentists are looked at as sheisters. I think this guy may have been hiding it from me, and in my mind he lost some serious points after this revelation.<br><br>Lying about Greek affiliation<br>Posted By: very concerned on 10-19-2006 11:20 am<br>At age 29 if you’re dating a chick, how big of a problem is it if you’re digging through her desk and you find out that she was lying about what sorority she was in. This happened to a friend of mine.<br><br>RE: Lying about Greek affiliation<br>Posted By: problem on 10-19-2006 11:23 am<br>I think that’s a bit of an issue. More than the lying, you don’t want to date a girl who couldn’t get into a good house. It spells problems down the road.<br><br>Interview Mentality<br>Posted By: Williams College on 10-26-2006 1:49 am<br>Am I wrong to think it is a big advantage to go into an interview on the hill with a chief staff assistant knowing that he was an R.A. during college and that you were a D3 varsity athlete. It has always given me a leg up, both in terms of toughness and maturity, and I feel like it always will.<br><br>what are acceptable handouts from parents<br>Posted By: cashmoney on 10-25-2006 6:21 pm<br>gifts? education? do you draw your line at maintenance?<br><br>RE: what are acceptable handouts from parents<br>Posted By: taxman on 10-25-2006 6:23 pm<br>Someone should receive absolutely no more than 30 k/yr and car payments from parents. If you’re above that, you really have problems. Girls may be entitled to a bit more than that with shopping and everything, but I feel like 30k is pretty reasonable.<br><br>RE: what are acceptable handouts from parents<br>Posted By: the cleaners on 10-26-2006 11:07 am<br>What is an acceptable allowance to give your girlfriend. $200 per week?<br><br>Late Night Shots<br> <p></p><i></i>

[robertdreed]

not exactly a gathering of Burning Man veterans... <p></p><i></i>

[sunny]

hee hee.<br><br>burn baby burn!<br><br><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://sfgate.com/c/pictures/2006/09/03/ba_burningman_017_cag.jpg" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--> <p></p><i></i>

[AnnaLivia]

robert, you dirty dirty dog...i see right through your cunning plan.<br><br>you're trying to make me die laughing before i can post again, aren't you!<br><br>you almost succeeded. came this close.<br><br><br>sunny, i enjoyed the absurdity from the cardboard cutout crowd above. thanks. (methinks their stupidity ought to be studied, rather than ignored.) <p></p><i></i>

[xsic bastardx]

LMAO.....ROTFL......<br><br><br> Wait....this @#%$ is too good to be true...it must be...a...a....<br><br><br> conspiracy!<br><br><br> A conspiracy of vast dimensions put out by those "enemy combatants" who want nothing more than to "Terrrorize" the Old, New and Young(he he he) staffers who got bone...I mean the back bone(ed) of the Congress.......<br><br><br> Barf........god chinese tastes like @#%$ coming back up......<br><br><br><br> thanks again sunny.... <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p216.ezboard.com/brigorousintuition.showUserPublicProfile?gid=xsicbastardx>xsic bastardx</A> at: 11/5/06 10:22 am<br></i>

[tigre63]

A freind of mine, lets call him 'Bob' was going through the personal belongings of another person and found evidence that their Rolex watch was actually a cheap knock-off.Please help 'Bob' is desperate.<br><br>My god! H.G. Well's vision of Eloi and Miwoks(I think) still has a good chance with these predators still in the picture. <p></p><i></i>

[DireStrike]

A rabid anti-dentite... I thought that was just in seinfeld.<br><br>Wow. Who are these people exactly, besides rich white kids? <p></p><i></i>

[AnnaLivia]

Hey? I clicked the wonkette link, then the LNS link, then their ‘about us’. says Sugar Media Group (like in brought to you by), so I did a ggl search. Lots of other media groups showed up, but no mention of Sugar.<br><br>You don’t s’pose those folks at The Onion are behind this, do ya? It sounds exactly like them to me.<br> <p></p><i></i>

[Avalon]

That's Eloi and Morlocks you are thinking of. Miwoks were a tribe based in the San Francisco area. <p></p><i></i>