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[chiggerbit]

wintler2:

So nobody has any idea what slimmouse was so excited about, least of all slimmouse, but chiggerbit & orz would like a treehouse? For f%^cs sake, there more real and useful information on a box of matches than in all the posts of these three einsteins.

[IanEye]

Fuck you, Jeff! - Not cool
Jeff, that's fucked. - Cool

http://rigorousintuition.ca/board/viewtopic.php?p=302974#302974

[streeb]

NeonLX said:

There's a formerly homeless guy who started a hotdog stand on a street corner here in town. He sells the hotdogs for a buck each. Every Friday, I buy two 'dogs from him. But today, I ain't gonna; the money would be better spent in Afghanistan.

[lightningBugout]

If you DO NOT have this book, then you should just blow up your bathroom.

[Peregrine]

Psynapz:

Man, what crawled up your root chakra and died?

[streeb]

Barracuda wrote:

8bitagent wrote:
obversations


That may be a typo, but it's my new favorite word, applicable to much of the dialogue around here.

[lightningBugout]

On Ouija Boards:

It's all fun and games until someone puts their third eye out.

[Maddy]

Fundies, they gots their tickets stamped to be crazy in public and no one calls mental health to take the poor fuckers off the street.

[annie aronburg]

I have been on the Internet non-stop for easily 13 years or so

[Peregrine]

Howling Rainbow:

Oh yeah? I refuse to hold the entire Germanic race responsible for all the world's ills.

[82_28]

I have been on the Internet non-stop for easily 13 years or so

hahaha. I wondered if I would show up on this first time checked thread since it's inception now that I am "active" here.

Whoops. Quotes only. This, btw is emphatic:

I have been on the Internet non-stop for easily 13 years or so

[JackRiddler]

You right-winger ass-clowns are the biggest whiners on the planet. Almost without doubt you post from inside a center-right-wing nation with a center-right media and you bitch and moan and bitch about how "lock-step" anyone outside your willfully ignorant sphere is. Somewhere, a violin is playing.

Hey, you know that by 2050 the US will be Latino, right? I don't mean to rub it in, or anything. Hope your thin white skin can deal with that.

///

You whiners can't come up with an argument except to cry foul. People question your presuppositions and you claim police brutality by the PC Cops. You're entitled to an opinion--and I'm entitled to argue you're wrong and that your presuppositions are wrong. And usually all that shows is that you end up whining. I guess all the dust at the straw man factory really rubs the lungs raw.

[Cosmic Cowbell]

Actually I just asked a couple of questions. You guys are the ones who proceed to whine, piss and moan about it.

[Peregrine]

Nordic:

Kids! I realized, after having kids, that the kids have a strong Darwinian desire to keep you from having MORE of them.

My cousin has more kids than I can count. I don't know how she did it. Did they have sex in front of the older ones? Or did they just go in a room and lock the door and ignore the pounding and cries of "Mommy!" and "Daddy!" and "I'm hungry" and the sounds of things breaking?

[Allegro]

Nordic wrote:

Hugh. You're talking about Roald Dahl. You're seeing the face of Jesus in your toast. Wake up.