Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

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Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby alwyn » Sat Feb 13, 2010 3:44 pm

http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-2912 ... ny-project

I'm not really sure what to do with this. It came to me from a friend, so I present it here for your Rigorous Dissection. (Maybe it's an ad for a book?)

In a public statement, Laura Magdalene Eisenhower, great-granddaughter of former President Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969), has exposed her attempted recruitment from April 2006 through January 2007 by a secret Mars colony project.

Ms. Eisenhower’s account of her targeting by time travel surveillance and attempted manipulation by trained intelligence agents attached to a Mars colony project were revealed in an ExopoliticsRadio.org interview, and in an extensive written statement at Ms. Eisenhower’s website.

Ki’ Lia, a Stanford-educated artist, futurist and colleague of Ms. Eisenhower, has provided a corroborating first hand witness account of her and Ms. Eisenhower’s attempted recruitment into a secret human survival colony on Mars, available at Ki’ Lia’s website.

The alleged purpose of the secret Mars colony was to provide a survival civilization for the human race on Earth in the event of a planned (such as HAARP or bio-weapon induced) or natural cataclysm (such as by solar flares) that might depopulate the Earth.

In revealing these secret Mars colony plans, Ms. Eisenhower and Ki’ Lia have emerged to join a growing cadre of independent whistle blowers disclosing secret technologies and extraterrestrial-related covert operations of U.S. military-intelligence agencies and corporate entities.

The revelations of Ms. Eisenhower and Ki’ Lia corroborate independent whistle blower revelations made by lawyer Andrew D. Basiago of covert U.S. government surveillance of political persons of interest using secret time travel technology. Their allegations are also consistent with disclosures made by Mr. Basiago that twice in 1981 he teleported from a CIA facility in El Segundo, CA to a secret U.S. base on Mars, first by himself, and then a second time in the company of CIA agent Courtney M. Hunt.

White House: Former U.S. Pres. Dwight D. Eisenhower

Laura Magdalene, extraterrestrials and the Eisenhower legacy

Laura Magdalene Eisenhower, who has resided and traveled independently in over 20 cities in the U.S. and abroad, has developed a wide knowledge base in frontier health, natural systems, alchemy, metaphysics and ancient history, and also has degrees and certifications in science, wilderness expedition leadership, natural healing and building. She is a mythic cosmologist, global strategist, clairvoyant healer, Earth advocate, and artist.

In introducing her Mars colony revelations at Exopolitics.com, Ms. Eisenhower writes, “My great-grandfather President Ike, who was also the Army general who led the Allied Forces to victory over Hitler, battled evil corrupt powers on Earth and took on some of the most challenging scenarios in history. As I grew up, I could sense that I was completing this battle that has ancient roots. When Hitler died and the Nazis lost power- the entities including those that were ET/Extraterrestrial did not. They continued to find hosts and create agreements with people who were a part of the races of the patriarch and Global Elite - who want to run things through fear tactics, control and the suppression of Sophia or the essence of the Divine Feminine.”


ExopoliticsRadio.org interview with Laura Magdalene Eisenhower

Listen to the full, in-depth 2-hour radio interview with Laura Magdalene Eisenhower by Alfred Lambremont Webre by clicking here.


Time travel: How Laura Magdalene Eisenhower was targeted by the secret Mars colony project

In her statement, Ms. Eisenhower details how Agent X, her principal “handler” from the secret Mars project, eventually confessed to her that “He knew a lot about me from numerous sources that overlapped with one another – from Freemasons, Knights Templar, to this hidden branch of the government that was behind creating this Mars mission. They understood me based on remote viewing and time travel devices and they also seemed to recruit people from the Freemasons and Knights Templar who were well aware of the Magdalene path. They seemed to all be connected, but someone was taking advantage of it all and trying to stay one step ahead of how nature may have unfolded as far as us coming together into Union. I did not know he was an agent until months into the relationship and I later found out that it was them who sent him to find me and it was all a set-up.”

Ki’ Lia, who has worked as an accomplished, innovative, and multidisciplinary design consultant with many renowned pioneers, corroborates the background of how Ms. Eisenhower was targeted as a subject by a shadowy group behind the secret Mars colony, using time travel and exotic targeting techniques.

Ki’ Lia states, “After years of friendship, in the spring of 2006 in Washington DC, I met her and her new romantic partner, who I will call Agent X. He claimed to know himself archetypally as Joseph of Arimathea/Osiris/Orion and affiliated with different, interlinked secret societies, e.g, Knights Templar and Freemasons. He and Laura quickly formed an intimate relationship, and I helped conduct a ‘Divine Union’ rites of passage for them."

She continues, “Agent X revealed that his group had identified her through her bloodline, as the matrilineal great-granddaughter of 34th U.S. President Eisenhower (and the Allied Commander who defeated Hitler). As well, they knew her as a unique reincarnation of Magdalene/Sophia/Isis (ever since she was young, many psychics have recognized her). He also said his group was interested in her twin sons, who they knew as Romulus and Remus (founders of Rome) and the hero twin archetypes in the Mayan prophecy."

Ki’ Lia writes, “They had a list of male partners, who she could be with in possible time lines, and he was one of them. They targeted her (especially her heart) and these men through electromagnetic or psychic weaponry, and indeed many men tried to destroy her throughout her life. Agent X admitted that he (as well as his parents) was implanted with a chip and had a multiple personality disorder, which involves very sudden robotic and abusive behaviors. This is the typical profile of someone who was subjected to well-documented MK-ULTRA experiments and multi-generational occult ritual abuse.”

Ki’ Lia concludes, “Their data about Laura and her partners were seemingly gathered through a time viewing device (which they had called ‘Looking Glass’ or ‘Orion’s Cube’ or possibly through remote viewing or even time travel – all part of their cadre of top classified technologies (already disclosed in increasing black projects literature).”

Time line of the secret Mars project

Ms. Eisenhower, who is the mother of twin boys, writes about the evolution of her relationship with “Agent X” during this period of attempted recruitment into the secret Mars project. She states, “August, 2006. The plan was that I would move to Raleigh, NC, and we would live together and figure this entire thing out, as [Agent X] kept convincing me that my vision and mission would not go unnoticed. So we made the move happen. Upon arrival things drastically shifted. Mars would always come up again, and I was not feeling like it was safe. I felt that it was a mission being created from a hidden agenda that wished to disrupt our union and have control over it – to be used for their plots in the grander scheme of things, to assist in re-seeding a civilization there. I could just sense it because his behavior often changed and fluctuated greatly from connection with me, to panic and intensity about these missions.”

Ki’ Lia documents Agent X’s organization of the secret Mars project. She writes, “My science and business background wasn’t extensive, but as a quick multidimensional learner, I could immediately spot key alliances and best of breed technologies. I had made links to significantly wealthy people for my various ventures, but I continuously questioned why the heck with all their connections would they want me involved. Well, Agent X recognized my leadership and visionary skills, and wanted funds coming through his intimate allies, in order for him to achieve some equal footing with his senior advisers."


Dreams and the secret Mars colony project

Ms. Eisenhower explains the role of her dreams in breaking away from the attempted recruitment by the secret Mars colony project.

She writes, “Over time the Mars issue became louder and louder. Ki' Lia and [Agent X] were working on plans to make this mission happen, but she realized his plans were dubious based on my observations and she could only try investigate more. She and I would talk more and more and I would fill her in on what I was seeing. It was clear he was being mind-controlled. I even had dreams and premonitions that something was way off and in one dream I got taken up by chains into a ship and a voice told me I had to make a choice about being with them or staying on Earth – and that they wouldn't harm me but they would certainly control me.”

In the dream, Ms. Eisenhower states, “I chose Earth and fell out of the ship and fell into the ocean and was all alone in darkness. I tried to reconnect with the ship and flew up into the air to just communicate to them and understand things more, but thunder and lightning obscured my ability to see the ship and I fell back into the water. Then some crazy alignment happened and all these planets were surrounding me: this organic light filled my being and I knew I made the choice for Gaia which connected with my deep awareness of what I am here to create. Plus, I naturally have adverse reactions to being controlled in any way, so I knew it was my only choice.”

Ms. Eisenhower continues, “I told [Agent X] the dream and he was nervous, but we stayed together and I continued to observe him while feeling a broken heart deep inside. I knew I was losing him to them."

Ms. Eisenhower writes, “I said I did not want to go to Mars even if there were Earth catastrophes, and I felt confident especially after that dream, but he said I had to and if I didn't they would kidnap me. His behavior got worse and worse and he was dealing with all kinds of death threats and there was no way he was able to pull out of their grips or stay on Earth with me.”

Ki' Lia

The secret Mars project and the Divine Feminine


In the aftermath of breaking away from the secret Mars colony project after January 2007, Ms Eisenhower writes, “Ki' Lia and I discovered that in order for [the secret Mars colony] to have their matrix of control, they wanted the Magdalene-Isis and Osiris seeding of Mars, or the power of the Holy Grail, which means ‘royal blood.’ After so many readings throughout my life confirmed this as my identity, not just essence – it all started to make sense but in a way that was hard for me to want to communicate or own up to, except for within. I knew my energy field, heart and intention was strong enough as a personification of the Venus calendrical path (which everyone can access) to help regenerate Gaia and Mars and shift us into the positive 2012 Awakening of consciousness."

Ms. Eisenhower states, “I knew this would lead to the liberation from the controls that have kept us imprisoned for so long."

Time travel political surveillance of U.S. presidential persons of interest

A lawyer in Washington State and president of the Mars Anomaly Research Society, Andrew D. Basiago has revealed the existence of a secret DARPA time travel program in which he was a childhood participant, that included the identification of future persons of interest utilizing different forms of quantum access beginning in the early 1970s.

On a November 11, 2009 Coast to Coast AM radio program, Mr. Basiago publicly stated that this DARPA program involving time travel was identifying future persons of interest, including those who would serve as U.S. president, and then informing such persons of their destinies. Mr. Basiago stated that in the early 1970s, in the company of his late father, Raymond F. Basiago, an engineer for The Ralph M. Parsons Company who worked on classified aerospace projects, he was present at a lunch in Albuquerque, New Mexico at which future U.S. Presidents George H.W. Bush and George W. Bush were guests shortly after they were informed that both would one day serve as president.

He also stated that in the early 1970s, the DARPA program, Project Pegasus, had identified future Presidents Jimmy Carter and Bill Clinton utilizing time travel technology and that when Mr. Basiago met future President Barack Obama in Los Angeles, CA in 1982 when Mr. Basiago was attending UCLA and Mr. Obama, then a student at Columbia University, was visiting former classmates at Occidental College in Los Angeles, a statement made by the ally of Mr. Obama's in the anti-apartheid movement that had introduced them revealed that Mr. Obama, then age 20, already knew that he would one day be President.

Mr. Basiago revealed that the reason Project Pegasus was able to identify Mr. Carter, who was then Governor of George, in 1971, as a future U.S. President, is that the program was in possession of a copy of the Universe Books edition of Exopolitics: Politics, Government and Law in the Universe by Alfred Lambremont Webre, a book that this reporter would not write until 2005, but which bears a quote on its front pages of a statement made by President Jimmy Carter.

According to Mr. Basiago, Mr. Webre's book Exopolitics was, among other written works, physically retrieved from the future by Project Pegasus and brought back in time to 1971 or a prior time. At that time, 1971, Mr. Webre was General Counsel of the New York City Environmental Protection Administration and had been placed under time travel surveillance by the U.S. government.

Thus, there is historical precedent for the covert political surveillance, via remote sensing in time, of a person of interest like Laura Magdalene Eisenhower, great-granddaughter of U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower.



U.S. secret bases on Mars and intelligent life on Mars

Ms. Eisenhower’s and Ki’ Lia’s account of a secret Mars colony designed as a survival civilization for the human race is plausible within the context of independent whistle blower evidence regarding a secret U.S. presence on Mars.

There is now independent whistle blower evidence of secret U.S. bases on Mars. Mr. Basiago, formerly involved in secret research and development projects undertaken by a U.S. defense agency, has verified his secret teleportation to U.S. bases on Mars, and to meeting intelligent Martian extraterrestrial life.

Mr. Basiago confirms that "the United States has been teleporting individuals to Mars for decades and recounts the awe-inspiring and terrifying trips that he took to Mars in 1981 after he was tapped to go there because he had teleported as a child participant in Project Pegasus.” Mr. Basiago has also publicly confirmed that in 1970, in the company of his late father, Raymond F. Basiago, he met three Martian astronauts at the Curtiss-Wright Aeronautical Company facility in Wood Ridge, New Jersey while the Martians were there on a liaison mission to Earth and meeting with U.S. aerospace personnel.

Ms. Eisenhower and Ki’ Lia appear to be following a trend of whistle blowers predicted by the Web Bot project. A September 15, 2009 report using Asymmetric Language Trend Analysis (ALTA) of data collected by the Web Bot predicts that “It is very likely that the ‘whistleblower’ who had been described in previous ALTA reports (see 1309) as emerging out of the period of the [coagulation] of the [government/officialdom of the USofA due to financial structure collapse] is a person by the name of [Andrew D. Basiago].” The ALTA report predicted that a trend of whistle blowers would follow Mr. Basiago’s initial revelations.

Public investigation and a return to the Divine Feminine

As whistle blowers of a secret Mars colony project, Laura Magdalene Eisenhower and Ki’ Lia ask for a further, public investigation.

Ms. Eisenhower writes, “All I ask is that this be further investigated. There is still much to uncover and piece together. It is crucial that the truth is revealed and that world leaders disclose their files related to any cover-ups of ET and UFO relations, and have the ethics and integrity to look deeper into the use of technologies such as ELF and HAARP. I hope that citizens of this planet embrace with an open mind, their true origins and relationship with Universal Society and share this information with others.”

Ki’ Lia asks that “serious investigations be made into the real agenda and cover-up –– of the currently existing Mars colony as a survival plan for a planned or foreseen disastrous 2012 Earth time line.”

In her in-depth ExopoliticsRadio.org interview, Laura Magdalene Eisenhower calls for a return of the Divine Feminine.

She writes in her public statement, “The archonic patriarchal energies have had a manipulative hold on the life-force and creativity of Gaia for thousands of years, personified as Sophia the Goddess. Our Mother Earth is more powerful than these lower energies though, but to instantly break free of the dysfunction would mean a mass apocalypse and the re-establishment of a new creation. To let go and lose awareness would result in being taken away on an agenda that has been in the works, with the intention of re-seeding a new civilization on Mars under the selfish control of the Global Elite- therefore leaving the Earth to atrophy and self-destruct.”

Ms. Eisenhower states, “The Mother energy loves us though beyond our comprehension and is patient and determined to create global transformation, regenerate and re-unite with Heaven, through the cycles of nature and the path of Venus.”

Ki’ Lia states, “I/We call every single person of every age, race, faith and background to stand up for the Truth... of our loving and laughing eternal soul nature. Our collective and internal reunion with the Divine Feminine and Masculine. Our power of consciousness to heal, travel and manifest instantaneously. And our magnificent galactic heritage and destiny. We must rebuild our civilization and restore our lost Paradise, Atlantis, Shambhala, Eden or Heaven on Earth.”

Laura Magdalene Eisenhower can be contacted through The Return of the Divine Feminine (Facebook). Ki’ Lia can be contacted through 2012 Paradise on Earth (Facebook). Ms. Eisenhower and Ki’ Lia have a joint online group at Ascending Earth 2012 (Facebook).
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby Wombaticus Rex » Sat Feb 13, 2010 4:30 pm

It's an interesting new wrinkle in the narrative from the same team that brought us "The Stargate Conspiracy" -- I mean, the players are all the same, there's some kids my age joining the ranks clearly, but this is essentially the same epic crusade of bullshit carried on in Puharich's name, amen.

As predictive sci-fi, it's not open-ended enough to be positive. I'd much rather have people believe Bruce Sterling's fiction than Richard Hoagland's castrated-slave-monkey "truth" where we're leftover alien genetic appliances in the thrall of forces we cannot understand or even see. Pfffft. That's some Hubbard-grade shit. Give this kids a real horizon!
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby alwyn » Sat Feb 13, 2010 5:04 pm

Wombaticus Rex wrote: I'd much rather have people believe Bruce Sterling's fiction than Richard Hoagland's castrated-slave-monkey "truth" where we're leftover alien genetic appliances in the thrall of forces we cannot understand or even see. Pfffft. That's some Hubbard-grade shit. Give this kids a real horizon!

:rofl:

too funny, WR...
This is the second wave of the mars colony thing. I downloaded some 'recovered memory' stuff about something similiar, but the names were different...except that the memories were recovered through scientology 'processing'....hmmm....good call.
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby operator kos » Sat Feb 13, 2010 6:20 pm

Laura Magdalene Eisenhower, who has resided and traveled independently in over 20 cities in the U.S. and abroad, has developed a wide knowledge base in frontier health, natural systems, alchemy, metaphysics and ancient history, and also has degrees and certifications in science, wilderness expedition leadership, natural healing and building. She is a mythic cosmologist, global strategist, clairvoyant healer, Earth advocate, and artist.


I'm sorry, but all of this qualifies her to be recruited by the MIB how exactly? Her lineage notwithstanding, new age fluff heads like this are a dime a dozen. You'd think that people building a secret Mars base would be more interested in recruiting people with degrees in things like, I dunno, rocket science and quantum mechanics.
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby alwyn » Sat Feb 13, 2010 8:21 pm

operator kos wrote:I'm sorry, but all of this qualifies her to be recruited by the MIB how exactly? Her lineage notwithstanding, new age fluff heads like this are a dime a dozen. You'd think that people building a secret Mars base would be more interested in recruiting people with degrees in things like, I dunno, rocket science and quantum mechanics.


maybe it's the intuitive powers that are required for the quantum key to the transporter...just sayin...

tongue firmly in cheek btw


and, OS, your sig. is hysterical
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby justdrew » Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:50 pm

another round of "alternative 3" rumblings underway? There were also two recent injection attempts of rumors of missing CEOs and Physicists.

ah but who knows, maybe it's true. If so, I insist on going, always wanted to see mars first hand.

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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby Avalon » Sun Feb 14, 2010 12:28 am

On her blog, she talks about locking eyes with Robert Plant at a concert and how he is a real Grail King.

A matrilineal descendant of Pres. Eisenhower named Eisenhower? I then did some investigating and came up with;

"34. Dwight David Eisenhower
1. Dwight David Eisenhower (1890-1969)
+ m. Mamie Geneva Doud (1896-1979)
-----2. Doud Dwight Eisenhower (1917-1921)
-----2. John Sheldon Doud Eisenhower (1922)
-----+ m1. Barbara Jean Thompson
----------3. Dwight David Eisenhower II (1948)
----------+ m. Julie Nixon (1948)
---------------4. Jennie Elizabeth Eisenhower (1978)
---------------4. Alexander Richard Eisenhower (1980)
---------------4. Melanie Catherine Eisenhower (1984)
----------3. Barbara Anne Eisenhower (1949)
----------+ m. Fernando Echavarria
---------------4. Adriana Echavarria (1969)
----------3. Susan Elaine Eisenhower (1951)
----------+ m. Roald Zinnurovich Sagdeev (1932)
----------3. Mary Jean Eisenhower (1955)
-----+ m2. Joanne Thompson"
From link #2
As can be seen, there is no (Laura Magdalene Eisenhower), a descendant of Pres. Eisenhower. She would have had to be a daughter of David and Julie Eisenhower.

Seeking some explanation of this discrepancy I went to her website and found no genealogical evidence of descent from Pres. Eisenhower. Then I found a, what I believe to be telling statement, "she is also a highly imaginative creator of sacred symbolic imagery and myths."
From: link #3 End of last sentence in Third paragraph under Biography.

From the fictitous descent to the many claims on her site I must conclude that the entire story is worthless.

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Wikipedia gives a Merrill Eisenhower Atwater who is the grandson of John Sheldon Doud Eisenhower, which doesn't seem connected with the genealogy Ruach gives.

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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby Avalon » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:24 am

Would be great to hear a panel discussion with Laura (Gaia), Daniel Pinchbeck (Quetzalcoatl) and David Wilcock (Edgar Cayce). There'd be so much high self-esteem that we'd all feel giddy and special just from the contact high. I'd love to see a Day in the Life treatment after. Quetzalcoatl goes home from hobnobbing with channelled peers, and still has to take out the garbage and take the cat to the vet to be de-wormed.
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby nathan28 » Sun Feb 14, 2010 11:52 am

Wombaticus Rex wrote:It's an interesting new wrinkle in the narrative from the same team that brought us "The Stargate Conspiracy" -- I mean, the players are all the same, there's some kids my age joining the ranks clearly, but this is essentially the same epic crusade of bullshit carried on in Puharich's name, amen.

As predictive sci-fi, it's not open-ended enough to be positive. I'd much rather have people believe Bruce Sterling's fiction than Richard Hoagland's castrated-slave-monkey "truth" where we're leftover alien genetic appliances in the thrall of forces we cannot understand or even see. Pfffft. That's some Hubbard-grade shit. Give this kids a real horizon!


What amazes me is how the myths the French Synarchists deposited into the archive can remain so oddly vibrant and alive long after the deaths of those hoaxsters.
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby Joe Hillshoist » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:39 pm

In the aftermath of breaking away from the secret Mars colony project after January 2007, Ms Eisenhower writes, “Ki' Lia and I discovered that in order for [the secret Mars colony] to have their matrix of control, they wanted the Magdalene-Isis and Osiris seeding of Mars, or the power of the Holy Grail, which means ‘royal blood.’ After so many readings throughout my life confirmed this as my identity, not just essence – it all started to make sense but in a way that was hard for me to want to communicate or own up to, except for within. I knew my energy field, heart and intention was strong enough as a personification of the Venus calendrical path (which everyone can access) to help regenerate Gaia and Mars and shift us into the positive 2012 Awakening of consciousness."


Wow thats the most profound thing I have ever read. Really.
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby SonicG » Sun Feb 14, 2010 7:58 pm

operator kos wrote:
I'm sorry, but all of this qualifies her to be recruited by the MIB how exactly? Her lineage notwithstanding, new age fluff heads like this are a dime a dozen. You'd think that people building a secret Mars base would be more interested in recruiting people with degrees in things like, I dunno, rocket science and quantum mechanics.


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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby Canadian_watcher » Sun Feb 14, 2010 8:39 pm

Agent X, (Now going by St. Michael) is in Florida right now grifting Joan Arcke, whose family became wealthy in the defense business in France. Joan never married but doted on her cat George Bernard. After George Bernard died in a fire Joan began consulting psychics who recognized her instantly as a warrior spirit.

Agent X would like Joan to move back to Rouen, France where a secret, underground society has been operating for a hundred and fifty years, trying desperately to trace any possible genetic coding left in the world that could bring back the gift of discoursing with God. They were so pleased when they found her!

The only trouble, St. Michael explains, is that it is too dangerous there for her -even the trip itself would raise alarm bells in the Vatican. if only he had the funds necessary to create a sprauling, heavily guarded retreat and for the technology (so close to being perfected!) for the invisibility cloak that would safeguard her on her journey.
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby seemslikeadream » Mon Feb 15, 2010 3:01 am

"ALTERNATIVE 3"




Mazars and Deutsche Bank could have ended this nightmare before it started.
They could still get him out of office.
But instead, they want mass death.
Don’t forget that.
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby psynapz » Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:26 am

Well, if aspbergians are considered more evolved rather than existing in a state of dis-order, then perhaps there's room in the frontiers of contemporary human evolution for histrionics?
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Re: Eisenhower's Grandaughter and Mars Colony

Postby Avalon » Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:34 pm

Update: while she does not list a husband or children in her official website bio, this website says that Susan Eisenhower has two daughters: Caroline Louise Bradshaw, and Laura Madeleine Bradshaw, born 9/29/73, [AKA Laura Magdalene Eisenhower].
http://www.hurlbut.info/html/d0025/g0000027.htm#I4801
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