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ChristWire finally admits to being a parody site. Another victory for Poe. Update: ChristWire reacts to its own outing.
barracuda wrote:I had a feeling that site was sounding pretty Onionesque.
gotta go. the albiceleste are playing bra-thil.
Shahrukh Khan autographed pictures that security staff took of him in one of those scanners and seized the opportunity to hint at his dick size... He said: "It makes you embarrassed – if you're not well endowed. [...] Then I saw these girls – they had these printouts. I looked at them. I thought they were some forms you had to fill. I said 'give them to me' – and you could see everything inside. So I autographed them for them.”Seamus OBlimey wrote:Am I reading it wrong or is the OP suggesting Mr. Tynon has a small penis?
Surely if he was confident in his size he'd be happy to wave it in their faces, right?
Probably not.
stefano wrote:Shahrukh Khan autographed pictures that security staff took of him in one of those scanners and seized the opportunity to hint at his dick size... He said: "It makes you embarrassed – if you're not well endowed. [...] Then I saw these girls – they had these printouts. I looked at them. I thought they were some forms you had to fill. I said 'give them to me' – and you could see everything inside. So I autographed them for them.”Seamus OBlimey wrote:Am I reading it wrong or is the OP suggesting Mr. Tynon has a small penis?
Surely if he was confident in his size he'd be happy to wave it in their faces, right?
Probably not.
Not really the reaction one would hope for...
IOZ:
National Opt-Out day ain't gonna do shit. Obviously the proper tactic here is to submit to the invasive search and then litigate. Litigate the fuck out of that shit. Accuse the people who touched you of rape, molestation, assault, etc. etc. Sue them in civil court. Get together a thousand fondled men and women and go for a class action. Demand a bajillion googleplex dollars for emotional harm. Tie up every TSA official in depositions and whatnot for the next thirty years. Require ACT clearances and their by-state equivalents of every screener. Demand citizen review boards. Keep shitting in the same toilet until the goddamn pipes explode.
Seamus OBlimey wrote:Am I reading it wrong or is the OP suggesting Mr. Tynon has a small penis?
Surely if he was confident in his size he'd be happy to wave it in their faces, right?
Probably not.
Small Manhood Jokes Lead to Miami TSA Officer's Arrest
Miami TSA Officer Allegedly Attacked Other Screener for Months of Genital Jokes
By SCOTT MAYEROWITZ
May 7, 2010
A Miami Transportation Security Administration screener was arrested this week after allegedly using an expandable police baton to beat up a co-worker in an airport parking lot.
Miami TSA Screener Rolando Negrin was charged with assault after allegedly attacking a co-worker who had been making fun of the size of his genitals.
The disagreement started several months ago when screener Rolando Negrin, 44, and his co-workers were trained on the TSA's controversial full body image scanners.
The body scanners allow TSA staff in a separate room view images of the of airline passengers' full bodies, private parts and all, with the passenger's face blurred.
According to the police report, during the training exercise the machines revealed that Negrin "had a small penis and [his] co-workers made fun of him on a daily basis."
After months of ridicule, Negrin told the police that "he could not take the jokes anymore and lost his mind."
So on Tuesday night, when fellow screen Hugo Osorno, 34, arrived at his car at the end of a shift, Negrin was allegedly waiting for him.
Negrin wanted Osorno to let him inside the car to "resolve a problem and finally respect him," according to the police report. When Osorno refused to open the passenger door, Negrin allegedly came around the vehicle and took out his police baton.
He then allegedly said in Spanish: "Get on your knees or I will kill you and you better apologize," two other TSA agents told police.
"I'm going to blow your head off," one of the officers also allegedly heard Negrin say.
With the police baton, Negrin then started to hit Osorno on his arms and back. Osorno told police he "was in fear" and apologized. Negrin then left the parking lot in his own car.
Osorno was treated for his injuries by the fire department in the lot. He suffered bruises and cuts on his back and arms. Negrin was arrested the next day at his post at the TSA checkpoint.
http://abcnews.go.com/Travel/miami-airp ... d=10583691
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