The Lorax, the ultimate key-word hijack

[Hugh Manatee Wins]

Oh and the Lorax old man mustache?
That belongs to G. Gordon Liddy, the White House's most infamous spook after E. Howard Hunt.

[brainpanhandler]

Hugh, you really have a beautiful opportunity here. If you wanted to just pull one of these out of your ass we'd never know. And then you could say, "ha, just kidding" and we'd all be stunned to find out you were capable of being playful.

Are you ever playful Hugh? Can't you come out of character ever?

[barracuda]

No way, dear Hugh, that's really flip.
G. Gordon doesn't have the lip!
Please don't compare that man and beast.
He's not Loraxish in the least.

His moustache does NOT have the curl!
His moustache does NOT have the twirl!
His moustache does NOT have the flair!
There's NOT that much hair there!

Those two are not alike. They are not twins.
I don't like how you think, Hugh Manatee Wins.

[brekin]

barracuda wrote:

No way, dear Hugh, that's really flip.
G. Gordon doesn't have the lip!
Please don't compare that man and beast.
He's not Loraxish in the least.

His moustache does NOT have the curl!
His moustache does NOT have the twirl!
His moustache does NOT have the flair!
There's NOT that much hair there!

Those two are not alike. They are not twins.
I don't like how you think, Hugh Manatee Wins.

I like it. Here's mine:

Oh The Places You Will Keyword Hi-Jacking Go!

Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Keyword Hi-jack Places!
You're off and away!

You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes
You can surf yourself on the internet
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.

You'll look up and down web pages. (and occasional movie poster) Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good key-word street.

And you may not find many keyword hijacks
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you'll head straight out of town.

[Hugh Manatee Wins]

Psyops for children (and their parents by bankshot) is a major focus of spook activity for social control.
Dr. Seuss and lots of iconic kidz' stuff since before WWII has been government work to shape young minds.

This includes Seuss, Disney, Scholastic, Roald Dahl, Nickolodeon, J.K. Rowling, and a plethora of independent operators.

Operaton Green Run - 'Oobleck' and 'The Big Brag'
Nuke tests at Christmas Island run by General Starbird - 'The Sneetches' and 'on the beach.' See that book/movie.
'What Was I Scared of? -pursued by green military-style pants....
etc.

The Seuss videos of the 70s are beyond obvious if you look at them in news cycle context.
'Pontoffel Pock' primed for an Iranian hostage rescue attempt. Love the wurlitzer and pickle factory and panic button to signal rescue request.

Then there's the decoy of Operation Tailwind...long before Peter Arnett gets kicked in the teeth for it.

Seuss had a very high security clearance. Atomic Energy Commission, CIA, DIA.

[crikkett]

By the way did you hear about Shel Silverstein's The Giving Tree is also now in production? I guess Adam Sandler is going to be the boy and "the Tree" is going to be voiced by
Christopher Walken. They've changed it to a romantic comedy of errors where the Boy grows up getting advice from the Tree which doesn't always work out in his favor.

That makes me very sad. I loved that book as a child. I memorized it before I could read.

[alwyn]

and for the latest Orwellian twist...http://www.thedailyload.com/2012/03/the ... rtnership/

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The Lorax and Monsanto agree to Partnership
Mar, 23 2012

The Lorax to Speak for Monsanto

CREVE COEUR, MO - The Lorax has infiltrated the lives of most Americans by way of movie trailers and over 70 promotional partnerships with everything from the Mazda CX-5 to disposable diapers. Now add Monsanto to the list. Friday afternoon the chemical giant announced the affiliation with the Universal Films animated star and further stated the Dr. Seuss icon would soon become its spokesperson in an upcoming image campaign.

Monsanto has been victim of negative image problems for many years. Environmentalists have long claimed Monsanto is poisoning our planet. Corporate response has labeled them “troublemaking hippies who screwed over Chinese restaurateurs with their protests about monosodium glutamate decades ago”.

The Lorax, who proclaims “I speak for the trees, for the trees have no tongues.” will now speak for Monsanto. Environmentalists love the Lorax, so Monsanto hopes in addition to hugging trees, these eco-warriors will give their frankencorn an embrace as well. No word if the Lorax will also stump for Dow’s agent-orange corn.

Monsanto is the creator of Roundup, the chemical that started by keeping sidewalk cracks tidy and has evolved into a standard treatment of much of the food grown today. That is because Monsanto scientists created and patented GMO (genetically modified organism) crops that can withstand being sprayed with Roundup. But the weeds and bugs that the chemicals are meant to deter develop a resistance and mutate like Lou Ferrigno in Trump’s boardroom.

No scientific data exists that proves Monsanto GMOs are safe. Yet the FDA has approved them for you to eat. Since these items have been in our food supply for under 20 years (less than a generation) the long-term effects are uncertain. But here’s a hint; animals fed Monsanto GE (genetically engineered) soybeans have developed infertility, cancer and hair growth on the roofs of their mouths. Once that happens to us the chewing gum industry is bound to take a hit.

The chemical behemoth has been successful in squashing the negative research results from going public in the United States. Perhaps the Presidential appointed former Monsanto executives leading the FDA help in that regard. With the buy-out of the Lorax, Monsanto hopes people will no longer question the safety of the GE crops that account for an overwhelming percentage of what is on our dinner plates. “Don’t Ask. Don’t Tell” is back in our lexicon.

For those unfamiliar with the Lorax, it’s that creature who looks like Wilfred Brimley fed a diet of GE carrots instead of Quaker Oats. In the story, the Lorax objects to the cutting down of trees. He is an advocate for nature, something Monsanto, until now has been unable to secure. Their previous campaign with Magilla Gorilla tanked following the banana incident.

The partnership with Monsanto does put the reputation of the Lorax at risk. A representative of the estate of Dr. Seuss suggests that there is a correlation with the moral of the story. “In the end the Truffula trees are wiped out by the Once-ler to make way for Thneeds, a garment “everyone needs”. Some may see Monsanto as the Once-ler. Destroying what nature has provided to make way for their GMOs which they claim”everyone needs” for the world it feeds. We see it as a new wing to the Dr. Seuss Memorial Library”.

The Lorax was bought, but his message is the same. Remember “Unless”?

Monsanto pours billions into lobbying and swaying politicians and government agencies into telling us what is good for us. And if we’ve been sold lies? We die out. Human infertility through the consumption of GMO foods within several generations, (a real possibility) would mean the inability to procreate or at best creating little agitated Lou Ferrigno kids. Not a pretty future for us. Unless.

Unless, we are smart enough to see through the smogulous smoke.



i thought i had seen it all......not even close!

[MinM]

Then there's the decoy of Operation Tailwind...long before Peter Arnett gets kicked in the teeth for it...

For the longest time I would confuse Tailwind with Tailhook. Aside from the obvious being the keyword "Tail". Perhaps because both matters came to a conclusion around the same time.