My iPhone is Winking at Me

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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby eyeno » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:48 am

Fuck it, I want 'em to watch me - bring the damn phone with me in the shower. I kinda get a little kick out of it.
Is that wrong?

My life's so dull anyway, most of the time I can't even get up a halfway decent thoughtcrime.


barracuda, without question, you are the one liner King of one liners. I bow to you in this regard. Ashwagandha Root, my brotha, how many times do I have to recommend it to our male readers? After a couple of weeks, or three, your upness will increase. Actually you will probably notice it after three or four days unless you are a seriously "unhard" case. Its a tried and true remedy. Take it with some fat, such as virgin coconut oil which increases the absorption. Add a little golden seal root and whammo, the upness is on uptick mode. Mountain Rose Herb sells it by the pound, ya know? Hmmmm...One teaspoon twice a day with some fat for two weeks. Then one teaspoon a day after that with some fat, make ya fat bro...just sayin...

Not the goldenseal though. Its toxic in high amounts. You only need a little bit of that. Maybe...hmmmm....at first two weeks 1/2 teaspoon a day for a jump start. After that, hmmmm.....maybe.....1/4 teaspoon a day for a week. This stuff is a little dicey so do your own homework. It won't hurt you unless you just get up on it like a rabid dog though. One hell of a good antibiotic.

Trying to retain some privacy online is silly and counter productive, with the exception of certain kinds of communications which I will not elaborate upon in this forum. The bottom line is be as savvy as you can in response to your own predicament and needs.


ditto. Not that we have anything extremely valuable to hide that would worry the PTB, but hey, do you leave your curtains open when you parade around in the bedroom naked? I don't. Why? Not because i'm doing anything they care about, but because its CREEPY to be watched. Ya know? And we are, watched, simply are. The ultimate porno house when ya work for the watchers.

“particularly to their effect on clandestine tradecraft.”



I don't have any of that. I don't have to worry about it. My only craft is ducking and surviving. I"m just trying to duck under all this shit and hope to come out unscathed. That in and of itself could be considered bad tradecraft but I hope not.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby barracuda » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:03 am

eyeno wrote:Ashwagandha Root


I suspect we may actually be talking about two entirely different things, good sir. Appreciate the tip, though.

If you don't wanna be watched through your phone, get one without a camera or do the tape thing. If you don't wanna be tracked, buy an older model car and leave your phone at home. If you wanna start a revolution against the state, it probably ain't gonna happen by attempting to marshall the very technologies they so effectively control.

Those Facebook revolutions seem like a long, long time ago.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby eyeno » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:31 am

barracuda wrote:
eyeno wrote:Ashwagandha Root


I suspect we may actually be talking about two entirely different things, good sir. Appreciate the tip, though.

If you don't wanna be watched through your phone, get one without a camera or do the tape thing. If you don't wanna be tracked, buy an older model car and leave your phone at home. If you wanna start a revolution against the state, it probably ain't gonna happen by attempting to marshall the very technologies they so effectively control.


eyeno... I was twisting a couple of different things into the conversation for the fun of it.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Joe Hillshoist » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:36 am

barracuda wrote:Fuck it, I want 'em to watch me - bring the damn phone with me in the shower. I kinda get a little kick out of it.

Is that wrong?


Yeah its wrong, but ion a good way - just don't take it with you when you go buy weed.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby eyeno » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:32 am

Yeah its wrong, but ion a good way - just don't take it with you when you go buy weed.


I'm gonna defend you Joe and say...


"Joe does not do weed. He never, ever would. Not my Joe, never."

You should gps know better. Don't do that.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Simulist » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:38 am

DrEvil wrote:You bought an iphone?! :shock:

I know... I'm evil.

And I also have my original Mickey Mouse phone. ('Cause Disney rotary phones are for kidz.)
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Stephen Morgan » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:07 am

Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that all was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dream with open eyes, and make it possible. -- Lawrence of Arabia
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Joe Hillshoist » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:01 am

eyeno wrote:
Yeah its wrong, but ion a good way - just don't take it with you when you go buy weed.


I'm gonna defend you Joe and say...


"Joe does not do weed. He never, ever would. Not my Joe, never."

You should gps know better. Don't do that.


I do weed. because its better to do a little hard work than to spray heaps of round up all over the place.

You have to weed round here at the moment or you'll be swamped by farmers friends and lantana.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby eyeno » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:07 am

Joe Hillshoist wrote:
eyeno wrote:
Yeah its wrong, but ion a good way - just don't take it with you when you go buy weed.


I'm gonna defend you Joe and say...


"Joe does not do weed. He never, ever would. Not my Joe, never."

You should gps know better. Don't do that.


I do weed. because its better to do a little hard work than to spray heaps of round up all over the place.

You have to weed round here at the moment or you'll be swamped by farmers friends and lantana.



Now you are talkin true weed eradication. That shit must be stamped out. Remember, this is voice talk bro...Satellites, all that....ain't no privacy...not even in the aussie bush bro...not today....
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Nordic » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:41 pm




Yes, and this:

http://technabob.com/blog/2011/06/02/ma ... -arrested/

Infamous MacBook Thief Finally Arrested

June 2nd, 2011by: Shane McGlaun


There are few things in the world worse than a thief. A dude named Joshua Kaufman had his MacBook stolen a long time back, and while he knew where the notebook was and had pictures of the thief that took the machine, the police would do nothing to help get his notebook back. What the idiot thief didn't know was that Joshua Kaufman had installed Hidden software on his notebook that let him track it and take pics of the person using it.


Image

Ewwwwww ......

My stepdaughter has finally listened to me and covered her damn laptop camera with tape.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Iamwhomiam » Fri Mar 16, 2012 6:42 pm

And still no mention that the head of DARPA has just left to join Google?
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Joe Hillshoist » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:03 pm

eyeno wrote:
Joe Hillshoist wrote:
eyeno wrote:
Yeah its wrong, but ion a good way - just don't take it with you when you go buy weed.


I'm gonna defend you Joe and say...


"Joe does not do weed. He never, ever would. Not my Joe, never."

You should gps know better. Don't do that.


I do weed. because its better to do a little hard work than to spray heaps of round up all over the place.

You have to weed round here at the moment or you'll be swamped by farmers friends and lantana.



Now you are talkin true weed eradication. That shit must be stamped out. Remember, this is voice talk bro...Satellites, all that....ain't no privacy...not even in the aussie bush bro...not today....


Well actually ... they have been hunting Malcolm Naden for something like 6 years and still can't find him despite spending I dunno how many million dollars a day on a manhunt.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Naden

http://www.google.com/search?q=Malcolm+Naden

I guess those satellites aren't such a worry after all. And the Aussie bush is still a good hiding place.

However I don't think the coppers are up to date enough to try using micro drone swarms.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Wombaticus Rex » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:10 pm

Iamwhomiam wrote:And still no mention that the head of DARPA has just left to join Google?


...iPhone is actually manufactured by Apple, though.

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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Iamwhomiam » Fri Mar 16, 2012 9:54 pm

C'mon, WRex, you read the news, don't you? Isn't this what prompted Nordic to

Take your pick of articles about google circumventing individual personal security on the iPhone.
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Re: My iPhone is Winking at Me

Postby Simulist » Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:27 pm

RobinDaHood wrote:For perspective...
Now, what’s in a name?

Look closely at the name: Siri. What letters stand out?

See it yet?

S i R I.

SRI = Stanford Research Institute.
It turns out that Apple’s Siri used to be SRI’s Siri, and SRI’s Siri is… Are you ready? A spinoff of DARPA’s PAL (Perceptive Assistant that Learns) program, which SRI called CALO (Cognitive Agent that Learns and Organizes).

I agree: "Siri" a.k.a. "Stanford Research Institute" definitely stands out to me. Most definitely.

(And not in a good way.)
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