My first-ever visit to Naples was in 1988, touring a play around Europe. It was a comedy, and we were in the habit of inserting the name of some local or global celebrity into the opening scene, just to liven things up a bit. So, two minutes in, S., my partner on stage says, "I was having lunch the other day with
Diego Maradona, and - ". a huge cheer went up and the whole audience started chanting, "MA-RA-DO-NA! MA-RA-DO-NA!" This was a matinee, for schoolkids, the theatre was big and it was packed. One of the little buggers actually had a football with him, and they started throwing it and kicking it and heading it around in the auditorium, until it landed on the stage, so we kicked and headed it around too. Applause and hilarity. I scored a 'goal' and the place went nuts. Took the teachers ages to calm all these teenagers down, not least because the teachers themselves were laughing so much. At the interval, S. gave me an evil grin and said, "I'm gonna say 'Maradona' again, but I'm not gonna tell you when." I said, "Don't, it'll be chaos, they'll just go fucking nuts again." He did. It was chaos. They just went fucking nuts again. "MA-RA-DO-NA! MA-RA-DO-NA!" It was like Beatlemania, we couldn't hear ourselves speak, so we just left out about half the play and did the rest at double speed. Nobody minded. We got a standing ovation at the end, but it was mainly for Diego.
What a city that is. What a player he was.
"Ich kann gar nicht so viel fressen, wie ich kotzen möchte." - Max Liebermann,, Berlin, 1933
"Science is the belief in the ignorance of experts." - Richard Feynman, NYC, 1966
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